Night Off for once!

26 Jun 2005

by kind intervention of the management - the fact that Kat and Jags happen to be co-located for the evening and is being celebrated by us both having the night off from the trials and tribulations of running the site so that we can relax, chillout and enjoy some quality time together.
Mind you, Jags does not seem to be too relaxed at the moment. Perhaps I should have mentioned she was being de-activated for the night BEFORE she bought me dinner! confused

JAGS - stop bloody correcting my fucking spelling! mad

It's worse that that bloody AOL bird wittering away in your ear all evening.
lhk
Kat

26 Jun 2005

FUCKITY-FUCK!
I've been gagged, kidnapped, take for a ride and all by my SO CALLED FRIENDS!
Yep, that Mark has been plotting with Kit and Kat and who knows else!
And it gets worse and worse.. just wait and see.
Jags
mad

26 Jun 2005

Chill and have fun both of you. It is well deserved.
Fred

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Chill and have fun both of you. It is well deserved.
Fred

I'm NOT FUCKING having fun!!"
mad

Thanks Fred but you have to know that Mark, Kit and Kat are going to be minced up and made into chicken pies very shortly!!
:shock: :shock:
*Kat Peers over Jags shoulder, wondering if he can convince Jags to do his ironing so that he can slip in a quick cock avatar."
lhk

26 Jun 2005

C x

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista

C x

Don't know why YOU think it's funny - I've seen the pictures of last night
mad

jags

26 Jun 2005

Quote by KatJags
Chill and have fun both of you. It is well deserved.
Fred

I'm NOT FUCKING having fun!!"
mad

Thanks Fred but you have to know that Mark, Kit and Kat are going to be minced up and made into chicken pies very shortly!!
:shock: :shock:
*Kat Peers over Jags shoulder, wondering if he can convince Jags to do his ironing so that he can slip in a quick cock avatar."
lhk

Will the pies be for sale ?

26 Jun 2005

:shock: Only the ones with my best side in!
lhk

26 Jun 2005

Quote by KatJags
Don't know why YOU think it's funny - I've seen the pictures of last night
jags

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

26 Jun 2005

Will the pies be for sale ?

Give away free!!
mad

x xx

26 Jun 2005

I've seen the pictures as well :twisted:
Serveral of patio furniture lol

Who is that half naked man? :shock:

26 Jun 2005

Do I dare say 'Hello' to the newbies confused

Yep, I do

Hi you's two, good to see you having fun for a change :twisted:
Hugs and snogs

26 Jun 2005

As newbies you might find this helpful:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
As newbies you might find this helpful:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html

umm Sarah Pies too I think lol

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
As newbies you might find this helpful:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html

umm Sarah Pies too I think lol

Can I sandwiched instead please? :twisted:

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
I've seen the pictures as well :twisted:
Serveral of patio furniture
Who is that half naked man? :shock:

That would be the ever lovely Chicken Legs himself??? Who were the half naked women???
wink

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Chill and have fun both of you. It is well deserved.
Fred

I'm NOT FUCKING having fun!!"
mad

Thanks Fred but you have to know that Mark, Kit and Kat are going to be minced up and made into chicken pies very shortly!!
:shock: :shock:
*Kat Peers over Jags shoulder, wondering if he can convince Jags to do his ironing so that he can slip in a quick cock avatar."
lhk

Will the pies be for sale ?
Shouldn't it be Ian_Mids asking that?
Lets see........ Kit and Jags not moderating, Blue's probably still recovering from last night, no Sarge around and no Missy or Dawn either...........
OMG THERE'S NO-ONE DRIVING SH!

26 Jun 2005

Quote by KatJags
I've seen the pictures as well :twisted:
Serveral of patio furniture
Who is that half naked man? :shock:

That would be the ever lovely Chicken Legs himself??? Who were the half naked women???
wink

You know I think I can name two but the third? nope not a clue!!!!
:angel:
C x

26 Jun 2005

I've got my hand on the gearstick...... but if I'm NOT driving then WTF is it in my hand??
OMG... do chickens have cocks...cos if they do I'm in so much trouble with Kit!!
rolleyes

:shock: :shock: :shock: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

26 Jun 2005

Quote by KatJags
That would be the ever lovely Chicken Legs himself???

Tha pic does KitKat no justice ..... he really has got Chicken Legs
So I'm told bolt

C x

26 Jun 2005

OMG could you two not come up with a decent name......... maybe a better combination of Kat and Jags like................
SKAT n JAG
or Kate and Jugs could be ..........
Jake Tugs !
Just a thought rolleyes

Love
Wilma
x x x x

26 Jun 2005

Chicken legs I thought he had carpet burn! rolleyes

26 Jun 2005

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Jake Tugs !
Just a thought
Love
Wilma
x x x x

26 Jun 2005

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
OMG could you two not come up with a decent name......... maybe a better combination of Kat and Jags like................
SKAT n JAG
or Kate and Jugs could be ..........
Jake Tugs !
Just a thought
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Not helpful, not clever and not helping me out of my situation. BUT good to see you around sweatheart.
Lots of snogs from us both
JagsNKate
x xx

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
Awww, isn't it romantic.

YOU are in so much trouble! :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :inlove:

27 Jun 2005

I'm back!

I've no idea where Kate is though. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sure he'll turn up. lol

If you find Mark missing look for burn marks on the floor from my flame thrower :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm back!

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm back!
I've no idea where Kate is though. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sure he'll turn up. :

Well, he's not here, so I guess you better look in all your little dark corners and don't forget to look under the bed too :twisted:
And pleeeeeeeeeese check that the black rope is where it should be :shock:
Hugs to Jags for giving me a 'peaceful' night wink

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
I'm back!
I've no idea where Kate is though. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sure he'll turn up. :

Well, he's not here, so I guess you better look in all your little dark corners and don't forget to look under the bed too :twisted:
And pleeeeeeeeeese check that the black rope is where it should be :shock:
Hugs to Jags for giving me a 'peaceful' night wink

Just hope your 'piece-full' night was as good as it sounds! wink

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
I'm back!
I've no idea where Kate is though. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sure he'll turn up. :

Well, he's not here, so I guess you better look in all your little dark corners and don't forget to look under the bed too :twisted:
And pleeeeeeeeeese check that the black rope is where it should be :shock:
Hugs to Jags for giving me a 'peaceful' night wink

Black rope is intact but in need of a rest!
He left here at this morning :shock: :shock: tired but happy!
lol