I am not leaving Swinging Heaven...
My dog has not just died...
My daughter has not announced I am to be a Granny...
I have not lost my job...
I haven't broken any bones...
My house hasn't just burnt down...
Hosty has not just dumped me...
Thursday, 26th August, 22-35 p.m. and not a fucking thing is wrong....
HELP!!!! I AM ABNORMAL!!!!
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No bad news
Orgasminator
No just very lucky . Quick hug me and see if your luck rubs off on me xx :therethere:
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Orgasminator
Quote by redstilletto
yikes im normal .......slightly perverted but normal,....its melons and debbie their such a bad influence on me~cough~
Oh and we have your arms up your back dont we ! I dont think so !!!!
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Sex God
Dont fret H :-) Something has gone wrong , you just havent found out about it yet . You are suffering from "disaster lag" . Its very short lived and you will soon catch up and be normally in a panic again .
Glad to help
Dr G xx
Glad to help
Dr G xx
Sex God
Quote by Red
were did i put me "im normal" t-shirt
erm . . . . is this it???
neil x x x :P
Guess what :!:
Something DID go wrong today after all....
:D
I have just spent the last half hour trying to fix my bathroom tap. Dead dramatic it was! I was woken by the eldest saying she couldn't turn it off... I managed to turn it off but I don't know how to fix it and I'll have to get a plumber.
Do you ever wish you'd kept your big mouth shut?
P.S. Any plumbers near me? :D :D :D :D
Something DID go wrong today after all....
:D I have just spent the last half hour trying to fix my bathroom tap. Dead dramatic it was! I was woken by the eldest saying she couldn't turn it off... I managed to turn it off but I don't know how to fix it and I'll have to get a plumber.
Do you ever wish you'd kept your big mouth shut?
P.S. Any plumbers near me? :D :D :D :D
Sex God
Heather!
that's called tempting fate! no idea who this fate fella is, but i'm sure he's very tempted!
boom boom! whad'ya mean very poor? i laughed! < sigh >
neil x x x ;-)
that's called tempting fate! no idea who this fate fella is, but i'm sure he's very tempted!
boom boom! whad'ya mean very poor? i laughed! < sigh >
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Heather!
that's called tempting fate! no idea who this fate fella is, but i'm sure he's very tempted!
boom boom! whad'ya mean very poor? i laughed! < sigh >
neil x x x ;-)
:doh: groan.
*goes off to teach Heathers dog how to crap in her slippers*
:P 