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Heather
Sex God
I am not leaving Swinging Heaven...
My dog has not just died...
My daughter has not announced I am to be a Granny...
I have not lost my job...
I haven't broken any bones...
My house hasn't just burnt down...
Hosty has not just dumped me...
Thursday, 26th August, 22-35 p.m. and not a fucking thing is wrong....
HELP!!!! I AM ABNORMAL!!!!
melons
Orgasminator
No just very lucky . Quick hug me and see if your luck rubs off on me xx :therethere:
Unknown User
Ya but you have just posted in the café!....................... so you are not abnormal rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
redstilletto
Sex God
yikes im normal ..... redface ..slightly perverted but normal,....its melons and debbie their such a bad influence on me~cough~
wink
melons
Orgasminator
Quote by redstilletto
yikes im normal ..... redface ..slightly perverted but normal,....its melons and debbie their such a bad influence on me~cough~
wink

Oh and we have your arms up your back dont we ! I dont think so !!!!
smile smile lol
redstilletto
Sex God
:twisted: .....me im bloody angelic compared to you two ...lol
right were did i put me
im normal t-shirt
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
:twisted: .....me im bloody angelic compared to you two ...lol
right were did i put me
im normal t-shirt

you ripped it on your barbed wire open crotch panties ....dont you remember rolleyes
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Dont fret H :-) Something has gone wrong , you just havent found out about it yet . You are suffering from "disaster lag" . Its very short lived and you will soon catch up and be normally in a panic again .
Glad to help
Dr G xx
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by Red
were did i put me "im normal" t-shirt

erm . . . . is this it??? redface
neil x x x :P
Heather
Sex God
Guess what :!:
Something DID go wrong today after all.... biggrin biggrin
I have just spent the last half hour trying to fix my bathroom tap. Dead dramatic it was! I was woken by the eldest saying she couldn't turn it off... I managed to turn it off but I don't know how to fix it and I'll have to get a plumber.
Do you ever wish you'd kept your big mouth shut? redface
P.S. Any plumbers near me? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
neilinleeds
Sex God
Heather!
that's called tempting fate! no idea who this fate fella is, but i'm sure he's very tempted!
boom boom! whad'ya mean very poor? i laughed! < sigh >
neil x x x ;-)
easy
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Heather!
that's called tempting fate! no idea who this fate fella is, but i'm sure he's very tempted!
boom boom! whad'ya mean very poor? i laughed! < sigh >
neil x x x ;-)

:doh: groan.
*goes off to teach Heathers dog how to crap in her slippers* wink :P lol
redstilletto
Sex God
Do you ever wish you'd kept your big mouth shut? redface
yep......... :shock: