Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

No hand luggage - now what?

last reply
87 replies
3.1k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Tania
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

I doubt very much that it's an empty threat.
browning
Orgasminator
I have got a big box of tissues I can share.
The nice scented one's. biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Tania
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

WTF are you reading another forum to us? where were you threatened with deactivation? and as for threatening to SH far from it biggrin Your posts are guarentied to put smile on my face every time I read them lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Tania
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

I NEVER resort to threats - it was a warning.
davej
Sex God
Quote by Tania
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
Jags
Sex God
Quote by davej
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
TWO threads
TWO dodgy posts
TWO Jags falling over laughing!!
:thrilled:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
TWO threads
TWO dodgy posts
TWO Jagsfalling over laughing!!
:thrilled:
How the fluck did John Prescott get in here?
Now I really AM lost!
:crazy:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

I doubt very much that it's an empty threat.
It WASN'T a threat - it was a WARNING... and not an empty one at that.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Jags
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

I doubt very much that it's an empty threat.
It WASN'T a threat - it was a WARNING... and not an empty one at that.
I knew that - just clarifying a point for someone who didn't.
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

I doubt very much that it's an empty threat.
It WASN'T a threat - it was a WARNING... and not an empty one at that.
I knew that - just clarifying a point for someone who didn't.
Some people have a steep learning curve, some people don't read history and therefore can't learn from it (oops, wrong thread I think) and some people just can't read warning signals if the red light flashes right in front of their face.
Oh.,. I am so sorry for the bad English in the paragraph above but it's been a long evening and my struggle has been a difficult one. Forgive me FB??
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by davej
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
OK - I have just stopped choking on the snack-a-jack I was trying to eat as I read that lol :lol: :lol:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Oh.,. I am so sorry for the bad English in the paragraph above but it's been a long evening and my struggle has been a difficult one. Forgive me FB??

Of course, and there's a glass of white wine in the GFZ for you wink
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
TWO threads
TWO dodgy posts
TWO Jagsfalling over laughing!!
:thrilled:
How the fluck did John Prescott get in here?
Now I really AM lost!
:crazy:
Ah.. well if you think Parliament > Jeffrey Archer > perjury > prison > plagarism > authority > bus lanes > cars > jaguars > two jaguars > John Prescott > Mornington Crescent!
Simple, eh??
lol
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
So Jags you are resorting to threats now? Deactivating me? Am I that threatening to you and the SH establishment?

only if you hide dodgy posts in your lactating breasts
not really helping things here am I...... bolt
TWO threads
TWO dodgy posts
TWO Jagsfalling over laughing!!
:thrilled:
How the fluck did John Prescott get in here?
Now I really AM lost!
:crazy:
Ah.. well if you think Parliament > Jeffrey Archer > perjury > prison > plagarism > authority > bus lanes > cars > jaguars > two jaguars > John Prescott > Mornington Crescent!
Simple, eh??
lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ooooo I love a woman with big brains!
biggrin
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Ooooo I love a woman with big brains!
biggrin

I have big breasts - and they are NOT lactating and therefore do not need to be carried in a clear plastic carrier bag and are not a threat to national security! Brains are higher up and smaller and aren't usually given so much attention.
lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
I might wear one of those clear plastic raincoats when we go away next week. lol
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I might wear one of those clear plastic raincoats when we go away next week. lol

Don't you love it when the girls start talking dirty??
Think I saw one of those in the sex shop at Angel Islington!
:shock:
markz
Sex God
so er what can you take on a plane then rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
so er what can you take on a plane then rolleyes

by all accounts if you have to carry 'feminine supplies' in your plastic bag, they must be out of the box :shock:
markz
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
so er what can you take on a plane then rolleyes

by all accounts if you have to carry 'feminine supplies' in your plastic bag, they must be out of the box :shock:
except duo balls
you can leave them in your box and no one would know :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by markz
so er what can you take on a plane then rolleyes

by all accounts if you have to carry 'feminine supplies' in your plastic bag, they must be out of the box :shock:
except duo balls
you can leave them in your box and no one would know :roll:
Why oh WHY do I do this? :doh: banghead
markz
Sex God
you set em up I'll knock em out wink
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by markz
you set em up I'll knock em out wink

You knocking one out again Marz? rolleyes
Stormy lol
Unknown User
If you have babies that need a bottle of milk formula, you can take that but have to drink some of it in front of security. I mean, have you TASTED that stuff? blink
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
If you have babies that need a bottle of milk formula, you can take that but have to drink some of it in front of security. I mean, have you TASTED that stuff? blink

Emulsion paint it tastier!
Cx
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
so er what can you take on a plane then rolleyes

by all accounts if you have to carry 'feminine supplies' in your plastic bag, they must be out of the box :shock:
This is the only thing that annoyed me about the enforced changes... I dont get embarressed easily but I would be mortified at having to wander around an airport announcing to who ever was there that it was "that time of the month" :roll:
I agree that there needs to be more stringent measures taken to ensure that another 9/11 doesn't happen but fgs are women not allowed some small measure of dignity?
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I agree that there needs to be more stringent measures taken to ensure that another 9/11 doesn't happen but fgs are women not allowed some small measure of dignity?

Apparently not confused
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I agree that there needs to be more stringent measures taken to ensure that another 9/11 doesn't happen but fgs are women not allowed some small measure of dignity?

Apparently not confused
Anyone want to take bets on the fact that a woman was not included in thinking up these measures?? It wouldn't occur to a man about this sort of thing rolleyes
Unknown User
I would have to slip a few condoms in there too and say it was for the Mile High Club rotflmao