Bloody excellent stuff Mal......WBB give him something easier, cos he has truely matched your challenge.........
Hats off...
Brilliant Mal - this thread is fantastic, I can't wait to see the next task.
Jas
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Task number two is completed at last
For the amount he has written ,It was done rather fast.
All of the rules I think were addressed
Though it pains me to say it, I am quite impressed!
Mal has worked hard time and again,
If he keeps up the work.. he will soon have all ten.
But enough of the praise, back to the grind.
I could call it quits, but I am not that kind!
The first two were easy, the next will be hard
Lets pile on the pressure, will see if he’s mard!
But a gesture of goodwill I am going to send.
In light of his efforts, he gets off the weekend.
But first thing on Monday, come rain or shine.
As soon as dawns breaking, I expect him on line!
Fully refreshed and ready to work.
I will be waiting, complete with my smirk.
He will click on the thread and then he will see
The horrors that await him, in task number three!
The question you all ask, “if he gets it in the bagâ€
“what is the prize?â€, “is it a shag?â€
well he gets them already, so those I cant give.
But like he has told you, I’ll allow him to live!
I tell you the truth, I will pull no punches.
If mal fails these tasks…. He wont be fit for the Munches!
I just read it, chuffed to bits!
Going to go shave now............
Venusxxx
We too are extremely impressed .... almost choked on my salad when I read the bit about us ..... very very true and no we never talk to each other normally LMAO
Erm ... can I be excused the "shag for Mal" campaign???? the man next door is called Mal and i don't think he'd appreciate it :shock:
My father and my son are both named Malcolm. However, I think the song was a sterling efforrt and will kindly adorn our front windows with posters for you. The church goers tomorrow moring will be sure to appreciate that!
BTW I would like to support the "Shag for Mal" appeal by.. shagging Mal. Is that OK?
This should have been done this morning, but my daughter is under the weather.
Though I am sure you will agree with me, that its better late than never.
The first two tasks were easy, he says they were a breeze,
I have to make them harder, everyone agrees.
He should be well refreshed now, as he had all weekend to skive.
So he can now do today’s task, which is a recruitment drive!
He has to use other forums, and some chatrooms too,
So within the next 24h, he’ll be introducing a member new.
He cant use his mod status, to get away with being a cheat,
Cos I will be quick to check up, it wont be a difficult feat!
This might end up his downfall, I hope he wont be bitter.
Lets all give him some encouragement, mal.. don’t be a quitter!
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