Bollocks, used my wrong allias... but would it count anyway if I said that Mal introduced me some weeks ago, although I don't know him and he doesn't know me, I feel that he subconciously drew me here...
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no less than he deserves!
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I appreciate the assistance, just not QUITE what I had in mind. Howver, if anyone wishes to PM me the names of any other sites I might capture someone from, please feel free 
. Don't put them on here, cos otherwise I might have to ban YOU!!
You see, even under intense pressure, I maintain my fairness to all!!!
Honest Mal
. Don't put them on here, cos otherwise I might have to ban YOU!!You see, even under intense pressure, I maintain my fairness to all!!!
Honest Mal
Sex God
footnote!
mal gets extra creddit for the more straight laced the site he gets the person from!
mal gets extra creddit for the more straight laced the site he gets the person from!
Sex God
Helpful PM for you Mal
Sex God
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footnote!
mal gets extra creddit for the more straight laced the site he gets the person from!
WBB this whole thread has had me
but this is a stroke of genius! Mmmmmmmm stroking a genius sounds right up my street ;) 
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Doesn't count, I'm afraid, but I've nearly hooked one, they're just looking over the Site as we speak!!!
Honest Mal
Honest Mal
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Sorry, Jags, but on a timescale with this one 
I've nearly got someone signing up as we speak so can't dash off!! But don't worry, I will do what I said i will do!! Promise!!
honest Mal
I've nearly got someone signing up as we speak so can't dash off!! But don't worry, I will do what I said i will do!! Promise!!honest Mal
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Sorry, Jags, but on a timescale with this one
honest Mal
MEN!!! All mouth and no trousers
:x That's it - I'm going to start a NEW party - 'Let's not shag Mal - not til he makes Jags happy'!!!
:rotflmao: 
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Bloody hell, I've got women fighting over me now!!
If you start that campaign, Jags it could do indescribable damage to my reputation and future fun :cry: ! your problem will be resolved shortly - trust me, i know a doctor! :lol2:
Honest Mal
If you start that campaign, Jags it could do indescribable damage to my reputation and future fun :cry: ! your problem will be resolved shortly - trust me, i know a doctor! :lol2:
Honest Mal
Sex God
jags.. you should know by now.. we are lucky to be able to get him doing one thing at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stop picking on me - I'm under pressure!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Leave Mal alone - he's obviously not good at multi-tasking
Sex God
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awww tell u what Jags, i will make a deal with you, each day before his task - i will give u a 90min warning... that should be long enough for you to have him doing anything u need before i take over.
hows that?
should you have any more time consuming things that need doing let me know... i may be tempted to give him a lunch break to do them!
your sister in dictatorship
WBB
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awww tell u what Jags, i will make a deal with you, each day before his task - i will give u a 90min warning... that should be long enough for you to have him doing anything u need before i take over.
hows that?
should you have any more time consuming things that need doing let me know... i may be tempted to give him a lunch break to do them!
your sister in dictatorship
WBB
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This one is hard, Very hard!!!
It's like asking the Pope if he wants to join! :shock: I'm going into chatrooms (which I don't like) and trying to persuade total strangers to join up! You get sick of so many Jungle Book references when you mention it's a Swinging Site!
Honest Mal
Very stressed
Disappearing........ for a while!
It's like asking the Pope if he wants to join! :shock: I'm going into chatrooms (which I don't like) and trying to persuade total strangers to join up! You get sick of so many Jungle Book references when you mention it's a Swinging Site!
Honest Mal
Very stressed
Disappearing........ for a while!
Sex God
i have it on good authority that mal is indeed cracking up.. and is most likely to fail the task!
now the nice bit of me says.. let him off, but the rest of me( ) says....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
now the nice bit of me says.. let him off, but the rest of me( ) says....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Sex God
well there is no punnishement for failing.... he just WONT get the reward!!!!! :twisted:
(for those who dont want to scroll back that far.. part of the reward was being allowed to live!...so failing might be classed as a punnishment of sorts!).
hope this helps!
WBB
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(for those who dont want to scroll back that far.. part of the reward was being allowed to live!...so failing might be classed as a punnishment of sorts!).
hope this helps!
WBB
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It is early morning and although I have several hours left before my time is up, I have to say due to work commitments, I know I wont be able to beat it :cry: . However, two points. Yes, I failed within the time alloted, but I am prepared to keep trying whilst working on the remaining tasks, should they continue. Second point, there is a member on here who I persuaded from another Site some months ago who is an active member on the forum, the chat and attends the NW Munches. So possibly failed the task, but not failed the Site.
I throw myself on the mercy of WBB - your decision. Continue the remaining tasks with this one running in the background? Or complete and abysmal failure and a life without shags (which is not a life at all :cry: )?
The decision is yours!
honest and UPFRONT Mal
I throw myself on the mercy of WBB - your decision. Continue the remaining tasks with this one running in the background? Or complete and abysmal failure and a life without shags (which is not a life at all :cry: )?
The decision is yours!
honest and UPFRONT Mal
Sex God
in all honesty i think that fact that you are a FAILURE (hisss boooooo) should prevent you from being allowed to carry on with the tasks. 
however , the democrat in me says that i should go with the majority descision.. and since clare is the only person to express a view ..... i guess you have to be allowed to carry on!
this will not be a "free" progression though..... u MAY spend the rest of the day (up untill 9 am wed) completeing the task.. but at the same time u will have to also complete a punnishment task. this punishment task will NOT be counted towards the total... so task number 4 is still to come.
should you fail in either the punnishment task or the extended task you will recieve no further allowences or sympathy.
may god have mercy upon your soul!
#the punnishment task (picked at random, by a member of the public from a selection) is that you must write us 25 reasons why you are not worthy to partake in these tasks and then another 25 reasons why us taking mercey on you and allowing you to do them will be benificial to you (sexual favours only count ONCE!!).
comprehende?
begin.
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however , the democrat in me says that i should go with the majority descision.. and since clare is the only person to express a view
..... i guess you have to be allowed to carry on!this will not be a "free" progression though..... u MAY spend the rest of the day (up untill 9 am wed) completeing the task.. but at the same time u will have to also complete a punnishment task. this punishment task will NOT be counted towards the total... so task number 4 is still to come.
should you fail in either the punnishment task or the extended task you will recieve no further allowences or sympathy.
may god have mercy upon your soul!
#the punnishment task (picked at random, by a member of the public from a selection) is that you must write us 25 reasons why you are not worthy to partake in these tasks and then another 25 reasons why us taking mercey on you and allowing you to do them will be benificial to you (sexual favours only count ONCE!!).
comprehende?
begin.
x
Sex God
Mal, you mustn't have followed my suggestion 
. If you pretended to be a girl (convincingly) on the link I gave you, you would have had men flocking from miles around... OK, some would call it timewasting, but hey, all in a good cause :twisted:
Shame on you
. If you pretended to be a girl (convincingly) on the link I gave you, you would have had men flocking from miles around... OK, some would call it timewasting, but hey, all in a good cause :twisted: Shame on you
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I did, I did!! I logged on as Susie and before I could get into the chatroom I had nearly a dozen guys Pvt'ing me with ASL - arses!!!
Over the next two hours or so, I had some nearly join up, including one girl who actually WAS a swinger - not bad from the Papal Guard!! Alas, some got cold feet and the rest were just wooses. I logged back on last night as a guy, got into chat (fancy that!) and 'chatted', then got some interested, one girl had a look but Swinging wasn't for them
. I really did try with that, but time was against me. I'm logging off again now for sometime, but maybe back on later - probably tomorrow afternoon!! So it looks like time maybe against me, which is a bugger, cos next week I've loads of time - Sod's Law, isn't it?
Anyway, things to do, people to see (in the real world!!)
Honest but dejected Mal
Who sets a low standard, but always manages to achieve it!!
Over the next two hours or so, I had some nearly join up, including one girl who actually WAS a swinger - not bad from the Papal Guard!! Alas, some got cold feet and the rest were just wooses. I logged back on last night as a guy, got into chat (fancy that!) and 'chatted', then got some interested, one girl had a look but Swinging wasn't for them
. I really did try with that, but time was against me. I'm logging off again now for sometime, but maybe back on later - probably tomorrow afternoon!! So it looks like time maybe against me, which is a bugger, cos next week I've loads of time - Sod's Law, isn't it?Anyway, things to do, people to see (in the real world!!)
Honest but dejected Mal
Who sets a low standard, but always manages to achieve it!!
