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Aw, never mind sad ....there are so many loonies on that site I thought at least one would be daft enough to log on here rotflmao . There are a lot of piss takers though, that's why I stopped using it. Did I tell you about the time someone pvt'ed me and said "I'm only 13, do you mind?" :shock: :shock: :shock: . Another time, my mate was supposedly speaking to a bi girl and wanted to talk to her on the phone to see if she was genuine - the "bi girl" said, "Do you mind if I whisper, I have a sore throat"..... had an Adam's apple, more like! Or the other time, I was persistently harrassed by some bloke, so I arranged to meet him later that night. Did I turn up, did I fuck..... he rang and rang and rang my phone - ha ha..... Oh I'm such a timewaster confused . But I digress.
I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll get someone cool
hmmmmmmm he never actually said if he accepted the punnishemnt task or not!
should he chcose not to... he wont be getting any more leniancy and help from me!!!!! lol
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Poor Mal,be gentle Busty,let him carry on (if just for the sake of entertainment perposes!)
Clare,xxx
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Do you like to see people suffer or what Clare ?
Im disgusted that you'd think that,
(even if it is true!!!!)
Mal's not suffering,i recon he's enjoying all the attention!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Quote by clarensteve
Poor Mal,be gentle Busty,let him carry on (if just for the sake of entertainment perposes!)
Clare,xxx
wink

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Do you like to see people suffer or what Clare ?
Im disgusted that you'd think that,
(even if it is true!!!!)
Mal's not suffering,i recon he's enjoying all the attention!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Im sure id enjoy the attention that you give me Clare :wink:
Quote by the_tongue
Im sure id enjoy the attention that you give me Clare wink

Aahhh does that mean you want your own tasks???? lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
sad :( :(
I've just tried to follow the advice I gave Mal yesterday by logging on the chat room I sent him to. I got four guys to actually describe the site to me - they could actually SEE the forum! I tried to get them to join and send me a PM, so I could show all you guys that my advice does work wink , but one couldn't work out how to send a PM and the other three couldn't seem to work out how to register, despite me being very kind and trying to explain rolleyes . One even managed to join the chat room :shock: , but couldn't seem to manage the forum :roll: . I have told them to keep trying but I bet they won't..... Jeeez, I'm not suprised there are so many people with problems on here, it's called lack of intellect :roll: confused :wink:
Anyway, I nearly managed it! I think I deserve a shag just for trying :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Im sure id enjoy the attention that you give me Clare wink

Aahhh does that mean you want your own tasks???? lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Depends on the tasks Clare and as long as i can perform then in a bedroom i might just take the challenge on.
Hey, how cool am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The latest person to log on is one I've acquired from another site......
I've done the task in no time at all..... he has sent me a PM as proof that he's here!
Oh I'm soooooooooooooooooo chuffed with myself! I had to lie a bit to get him here, but I've DONE IT!!!!!!
Mal, eat your heart out!!!!!!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Quote by bluexxx
Hey, how cool am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The latest person to log on is one I've acquired from another site......
I've done the task in no time at all..... he has sent me a PM as proof that he's here!
Oh I'm soooooooooooooooooo chuffed with myself! I had to lie a bit to get him here, but I've DONE IT!!!!!!
Mal, eat your heart out!!!!!!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

did you twist him round your little finger Blue or peform devilish martial arts throws,kicks and holds on him so that he was forced to come here under fear of death?
Hey hey, I told him I wanted a shag, that's all lol
Quote by bluexxx
Hey hey, I told him I wanted a shag, that's all lol

I`d like a shag too wink, can i have 1 if i join this site please ? :lol:
OK, we can all pretend we don't know you at first Tongue, so you look like a new user lol
Oh YEAH!!!!
I am DOUBLE COOL!!!! I've just been PMed by ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! SmileZ is mine too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, that's two shags for me....... who's first???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Great, isn't it? There's me struggling with time to get the task completed and along comes Blue with time on her hands and they're queueing up to bloody join!!!! And on top of all that, I had an extra top secret task to complete for the Big Black Dalek and the other Mods, which unfortunately took precedence!
How about we apply a 'time out' until next Monday and give me a deadline of completing the tasks by the NW Munch? Now is that too much to ask? Then WBB gets her tasks completed, everyone will love her even more than they do already for her fairness and you all get to see me dedicate time to these tasks and entertain you for the Summer?
Wel guys, what have YOU got to lose by supporting my plight?
Honest Mal
Not enough hours in the day - this week lol
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You get a BIG HUG and a BIG SNOG for your Ultra-top-secret task today Mal!! Did the trick alright. kiss
(No, no shag!!) :shock:
WBB - let him off for a couple of days - he's been risking life and limb and a heavy cold out there just to keep Big Black Dalek and all us little grey ones happy. lol :lol:
So what is happenning now??? dunno
Is WBB going to be soft and let Mal have all this extra time?? :dunno:
Are we going to be deprived of our daily fix of Mals suffering?? :dunno:
I think I may have to reconsider my support for Mal now !! (Sorry Mate!) :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
Let him have to the munch then when he fails (not that i'm saying he will) we can think up some on the spot punishment.
Did Mal ever get the punishment for not completeing???
(sorry for the dragging this post from the depths but I remembered the rhyme/lyrics on page 4 whilst at work today :shock: )
C x
Quote by Calista
Did Mal ever get the punishment for not completeing???
(sorry for the dragging this post from the depths but I remembered the rhyme/lyrics on page 4 whilst at work today :shock: )
C x

Bluddy hell Calista,
You have a good memory, this is over a year old,
I have just read it all, what a laugh.................
Ah the fun times we used to have!! lol
This was one of the most enjoyable and funniest threads going at the time, as lots of people got involved offering assistance by various means to complete the tasks. WBB had a great imagination for the tasks and the only thing that caused it to fail was my lack of time. I was quite busy in RL then, as I am now, which prevented me giving it 100%.
Perhaps time for a revival with a new taskmaster and subject (just not me this time! :shock: )? Whoever takes it on needs to have the time and commitment for it - but hey, it's fun!!! :lol:
Mal
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I wasn't here when this one was done ......... but just read it and laughed all the way through ! :giggle:
Calista ........ well done for dragging it back kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx
I have a good guess of hat Jags may set as her tasks.
1) Gather two black leather handcuffs,
2) Gather two black leather Ankle cuffs,
3) Gather one black leather kilt inlcuding sporron.
4) Get upNorth within 30mins
5) Pickup or find atleast 3 willing black leathered kilt wearing sex slaves enroute
6) Put a four poster bed in Jag's bedroom
7) tie yourself to said bed with the locks
8) Have the 3+ slaves pamper Jags when said Jags returns from stressful day at work
9) Be used and be oh so grateful of being used by Jags without enjoying yourself too much
10) Find and bring Sean Connery and do it all again.
I know someone who WILL be set a task if he doesn't sort his avatar out!! Cheeky Bugger! smile
Mal
The Original
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I know someone who WILL be set a task if he doesn't sort his avatar out!! Cheeky Bugger! smile
Mal
The Original
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Wondered how long it would take you to notice.
Actually looking at it. It looks like I've been kissing your arse soo much its left an imprint. lol
Quote by mattmoleman
I know someone who WILL be set a task if he doesn't sort his avatar out!! Cheeky Bugger! smile
Mal
The Original
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Wondered how long it would take you to notice.
Actually looking at it. It looks like I've been kissing your arse soo much its left an imprint. lol
you can't improve on perfection! :lol:
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It was done a couple of months after I got here Blonde and it was hysterical.
I reckon if it was to be done again it should be someone like KitKat doing the tasks and Jags setting them - that way KIt can validate them as an ajudicator
Steph wink lol
/bolt before Kitkat sees this :giggle:

Hee hee, quoting this for you Steph so Kat doesn't miss it :wink:
I love the idea of Jags setting Kat tasks to complete :twisted: and especially my suggested role as validator, but there is a flaw in your plan - Kat doesn't have the time to complete SH tasks, he barely manages to complete RL tasks at the moment rolleyes
But, I will bear this in mind for a few months down the line when he will have some time :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So, who's next then?
How about Sexysteph setting them for the likes of:-
Postie, Happy Cats, Marcuso, M2PU, Da69ve or similar lol
Calista my darling,
How did you find this?
For making my smile,
You win a big kiss! :twisted:
T’was so long ago,
The memory’s gone fizzy.
I’d forgotten it all,
Life’s been so busy! confused
But look there at mal.
Task 4 still not done.
I sat there waiting -
He went on the run! mad
It would be quite fab,
A new task to start.
It just wish I had,
The time to take part. :cry:
But someone could do it,
Enjoy flexing their whip,
If they got stuck -
I’d pm them a tip! :twisted:
I think we should vote.
Or at least nominate.
Cos who in there right mind.
Would volunteer for this fate? rolleyes
My votes for calista!
To be the task master.
Dragging this thread up -
Proves nothing gets past her. biggrin
She could be quite stern.
Even if she’s messing .
So please take my game over.
Calista, with my blessing! kiss
Quote by blonde
I wasn't here when this one was done ......... but just read it and laughed all the way through ! :giggle:
Calista ........ well done for dragging it back kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx

same - very amusing lol :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
Calista my darling,
How did you find this?
For making my smile,
You win a big kiss! :twisted:
T’was so long ago,
The memory’s gone fizzy.
I’d forgotten it all,
Life’s been so busy! confused
But look there at mal.
Task 4 still not done.
I sat there waiting -
He went on the run! mad
It would be quite fab,
A new task to start.
It just wish I had,
The time to take part. :cry:
But someone could do it,
Enjoy flexing their whip,
If they got stuck -
I’d pm them a tip! :twisted:
I think we should vote.
Or at least nominate.
Cos who in there right mind.
Would volunteer for this fate? rolleyes
My votes for calista!
To be the task master.
Dragging this thread up -
Proves nothing gets past her. biggrin
She could be quite stern.
Even if she’s messing .
So please take my game over.
Calista, with my blessing! kiss

Oooooooooooooh Calista!
How could you resist?
You know you want to :twisted: lol
WBB - absolutely brilliant :kiss: