no pain or watersports

2 Oct 2005

Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' lol

:lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

I'm quite happy to munch on a nice bit of carpet at any party. wink

I suppose its just to set the ground rules straight off. They may be the things that turn them off so fast it wouldn't be funny, so that's why they say it straight away.

2 Oct 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sorry
burnie

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: thats for making me spray my monitor with beer

2 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

yeah your right burnie, a lot of us do say that, but we never say "can accomodate, but don't wipe your cock on the curtains" do we??? :grin:

2 Oct 2005

Seen on an advert on here.....

No pain or watersports...we have work for one and an electric shower for the other....

Made me laugh lol

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
yeah your right burnie, a lot of us do say that, but we never say "can accomodate, but don't wipe your cock on the curtains" do we??? :grin:

Oiiii ! ! ! !
I've never wiped my cock on anyone's curtains ! !
Well. not since I was in my 20's anyway
Although a lady ?? from SH did tell me recently during a short taxi ride, why it's a bad idea to have a fitted sheet with valance on a bed :shock:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

yeah your right burnie, a lot of us do say that, but we never say "can accomodate, but don't wipe your cock on the curtains" do we??? :grin:
Wae Aye, but can I swab down me minge on the roller blind, petal? :moon:

2 Oct 2005

i think water sports is more common that you may think, i have had loads of guys asking me if i'm into it, and even had some guys i have met offering me their bodies when i have said i'm going to the loo

2 Oct 2005

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! blast

2 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

yeah your right burnie, a lot of us do say that, but we never say "can accomodate, but don't wipe your cock on the curtains" do we??? :grin:
Wae Aye, but can I swab down me minge on the roller blind, petal? :moon:

aww me sides are hurting, sorry burnie but I can almost imagine that........
Dambuster, thats wy we took the valence off the bed lol

2 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity? :

I just thought they were afraid of the water. I did get a surprise at the interest in the white water rafting thread.
Just goes to show, some people will emerge from their closets if encouraged enough ........

3 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?

I don't know, its not listed in the ads I/We have written dunno

3 Oct 2005

You'd be suprised how many replies I get than mention watersports, so I sometimes put that I don't do it on an ad. Funnily, it seems to be couples that reply who are more likely to mention it --- maybe guys are more subtle..... dunno.
And pain --- well a lot of people are into mild bondage and will do some playful tying etc, but I think "no pain" is the shorthand way to say that you don't go in for the more extreme S/M
So, no I don't think it's strange at all that people put these things in ads.

3 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

My ex-wife used to serve up burnt carpet most days of the week. She must be the worst cook in the world. :lol:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity?
It's kind of like going to someones for dinner and saying, 'I eat anything, but no diesel fuel or pieces of carpet....' :lol: :lol:
I'll have sex with you, but don't pee on me or slap me hard around the buttocks!!! .......or is it just me? :taz:

yeah my sentiments entirely ,nether are particually mainstream activities

3 Oct 2005

i have to agree with jusdy, it does take allsorts to make this jolly world go round, quite a few people have their fetishes, some maybe bondage, who would turn their noses up at watersports, and those into watersports would possibly turn their noses up at bondage.
it's good to get the do's and dont's out into the open early on, then nobody will get offended or upset later on.
right, where did i leave that brillo pad???? :silly:

3 Oct 2005

Burnie, I think you'd be surprised if you knew how many of the regulars in here are to some extent into spanking - I know it surprised me when there was a thread about it a while ago.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34871.html
So it might be more mainstream among swingers than you'd think, and therefore worth mentioning in an ad.
Mike.

3 Oct 2005

I love a bit of pee from a lady. Not everyones taste but it works for me.
Try it then knock it. I'm saying that u should jump in front of a bus just for the expierence but when it come s to sex a little bit of experimenting is great fun.
Dont do bondage or anal------tried and didn't like----but at least i tried it.
If there are any ladies that want to discuss the art of pee further then mail me or add me to your contacts on msn