Oi - there has already been talk of Iraq, CIA and hidden weapons - don't you think that is upsetting enough for me without you two carrying out a bloody hi-jack too!!!!!
You know sometimes when you luv them as much as you luv Noel, you just have to let them go
No doubt he will come to his senses soon, maybe its just a mid-life crisis that he will snap out off
Put a tray of his favourite dry roasted near the caravan door, I am sure he will be back as soon as his latest mission is complete
pop to the chippie and get yourself a double portion just to be on the safe side lol