I am at my wits end and any help would be gratefully received.
Many of you may know that myself and Noel set up home in our caravan of love - even though it had no door at the time.
He was a nice guy then…
So please help me - what should I do? Should I buy him a portion of cod and chips for his tea tonight or not? Or do you think he will be gone for a bit longer than that?
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Noel has gone off the rails - help!
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Sexpert
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Dawn you bring tears of laughter to our eyes, you only get better,
keep it up.
bye him a copy of the film easy rider.
B n H
Dawn you bring tears of laughter to our eyes, you only get better,
keep it up.
bye him a copy of the film easy rider.
B n H
Sex God
would this have anything to do with it being friday afternnon? 
Quote by babe and him
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Dawn you bring tears of laughter to our eyes, you only get better,
keep it up.
bye him a copy of the film easy rider.
B n H
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Who the fluck is Dawn :shock:
If you know something I don't and that two-timing squirrel is bedding his nuts with someone called "Dawn" - you had better tell me now!
Is it that Dawn Mids??????? :shock:
Sexpert
lol, you know what those little fella's are like when the mood to hit the road takes them, you never know where they have been.
or come to that going.
Sorry pololady trying to do three things at once and its not working.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
B n H
or come to that going.
Sorry pololady trying to do three things at once and its not working.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: B n H
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dont kick a rodent when he's down....... you are being selfish........
Noel is obiously suffering post traumatic stress disorder.
he's also lost his mates and is grieving ............ youve lost what?......only him.... and his heads well and truly up his arse.......... he'd only bring you down too if he have stayed around.
Im sure that he loves you and that he'll soon be turning his Hog round and cruizin back to you.
its your choice to wait for him.......
Noel is obiously suffering post traumatic stress disorder.
he's also lost his mates and is grieving ............ youve lost what?......only him.... and his heads well and truly up his arse.......... he'd only bring you down too if he have stayed around.
Im sure that he loves you and that he'll soon be turning his Hog round and cruizin back to you.
its your choice to wait for him.......
Quote by DeeCee
dont kick a rodent when he's down....... you are being selfish........
Noel is obiously suffering post traumatic stress disorder.
he's also lost his mates and is grieving ............ youve lost what?......only him.... and his heads well and truly up his arse.......... he'd only bring you down too if he have stayed around.
Im sure that he loves you and that he'll soon be turning his Hog round and cruizin back to you.
its your choice to wait for him.......
So I should go to the chippy later then?
Orgasminator
"Noel has a terrible secret - it came out whilst he was licking his nuts in the office last week"
Sex God
noel is a mole disguised as a squirrel 
Sex God
Well if he dosent want his Fish n Chips ile have them Im starving
Sex God
Noel was in a funny mood - rambling as he tried to check Martin for flees and
ticks. He became all angry, then shook, then jumped under a desk as if
diving for cover.
Eventually he told us the truth….
The mission he was on was not totally above board.
It all began sometime before moving in with you Polo Lady (in your caravan
of love) he was having trouble coming to terms with who he was and although
he is in fact a straight cross-dresser….
ticks. He became all angry, then shook, then jumped under a desk as if
diving for cover.
Eventually he told us the truth….
The mission he was on was not totally above board.
It all began sometime before moving in with you Polo Lady (in your caravan
of love) he was having trouble coming to terms with who he was and although
he is in fact a straight cross-dresser….
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Sex God
Noel is a squirrel disguised as a mole! Don't take anything else as gospel!!
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I am at my wits end and any help would be gratefully received.
Many of you may know that myself and Noel set up home in our caravan of love - even though it had no door at the time.
He was a nice guy then…
He worked in communications….
He was going to be my Richard Gere (Officer and a Gentleman)…..
We were going to be married…
I had my dress picked out and being bought on instalments ….
But one morning he just got in his car and said he had to go away…….
He didn’t tell me he was going on a secret mission………
Apparently it was awful - he lost many of his friends…
Finally one day there was a knock at the caravan door - he was home! But he had changed…
He started saying the strangest things, like “call me Easy-Rider†and “Don’t cramp my space - property is theftâ€. Then he went out and bought a motorbike. The last time I saw him he was starting his bike up and said “The road is my lover now and I am gonna explore every inch of herâ€â€¦.
So please help me - what should I do? Should I buy him a portion of cod and chips for his tea tonight or not? Or do you think he will be gone for a bit longer than that?
have u fitted a door????????
there`r some handy guys on here.........all u need 2 do is ask..........
someone`ll share yr fish n chips & fit 1 in 10 minutes flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D Sex God
bet she`d enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont 4 get the toolbelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont 4 get the toolbelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
oi....RPM????????
u only been here since dec....how come u got nearly as many posts as us????????????
stop talking.... and do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u only been here since dec....how come u got nearly as many posts as us????????????
stop talking.... and do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexpert
You lot are 
and :silly: but don't half make me :rotflmao:
and :silly: but don't half make me :rotflmao: Sex God
run.....and keep running!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
