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OK round two..... lets go!
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Come on confused I can feel the twisted sarcasm lurking just below the break-through point. Help it to be unleashed again.
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I remember on radio one they did a theme on what types of words you could use that sounded rude without really meaning to be - eg taking a catalogue from b and q and finding suddenly words like drill bits if said in a suggestive way could end up sounding very erotic :shock:
Well Polo Lady I cant think of anything else to take piss out of this morning!!!!!!!!!! so how about some rude words that are not meant to be rude hahahahahahaha
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like a ......
hammer drill?
ring size?
jumbo sausage? (Sorry thinking about the burger van that's always outside B&Q)
hot filling? (oops and again)
extending rod?
plug and socket?
power tool?
raw plug?
Fine tipped screw driver?
bench top mounted?
wood?
rough wood?
hard wood?
smooth finish?
rough finish?
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hahahaha thats the ones !!!!!!!!!!!
ripe bananas
juicy tomatoes
plums
davej
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
OK round two..... lets go!

ready when you are.....spot the difference.

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits Show
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Big Mac?
Flame-grilled Whopper?
Bargain Bucket?
bolt
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Quote by davej
OK round two..... lets go!

ready when you are.....spot the difference.

:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:doh: I knew I should have changed the glasses lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG that made me laugh :lol:
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Quote by Ice Pie
Big Mac?
Flame-grilled Whopper?
Bargain Bucket?
bolt

corn-cob and grrrrrrrrrrrrravy!
It's finger lickin' good!
redstilletto
Sex God
:twisted:
ding ding
put em up
dont wave that jumbo sausage at me you know i cant resist a nibble
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Quote by redstilletto
:twisted:
you know i cant resist a nibble

Come and get it! :twisted:
Oh buggar you said nibble not nipple! confused
lol
wildwilly
Casanova
Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??
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Quote by wildwilly
Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??

dont know Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets?? :shock: oh I do hope this was meant to be a joke and there is a punchline redface surprisedops: lol
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Quote by wildwilly
Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??

green is not a good colour for niblets poke
redstilletto
Sex God
i like a good munch on a cob
i did say cob did nt i
phew
stop talking about food im trying to diet here
:twisted:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??

dont know Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??
Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
Errrr, hang on, wrong joke.
BRB... bolt
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Quote by PoloLady
Glad to see your old self :-)

Call me "old" once more and I'll scratch your eyes out with a very firm nipple!
Wow, that is a threat that I can relate to... I mean I'm really scared by that wink :wanker:
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Quote by redstilletto
i got a crunchie will that do
:twisted:

I've got a bicycle if that helps cool
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Quote by HungryP
Wow, that is a threat that I can relate to... I mean I'm really scared by that

be afraid, be very afraid!
lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by redstilletto
i like a good munch on a cob
i did say cob did nt i
phew
stop talking about food im trying to diet here
:twisted:

Yes you can get a lovely juicy hot cob form the guys at KFC, but don't forget the finger lickin gravy (it's great when dribbled over the legs and breasts - not a fan of the wings!)
tandn
Warming the Bed
Quote by PoloLady
i like a good munch on a cob
i did say cob did nt i
phew
stop talking about food im trying to diet here
:twisted:

Yes you can get a lovely juicy hot cob form the guys at KFC, but don't forget the finger lickin gravy (it's great when dribbled over the legs and breasts - not a fan of the wings!)
no but claire raynor is
GameRate
Warming the Bed
Quote by PoloLady
i like a good munch on a cob
i did say cob did nt i
phew
stop talking about food im trying to diet here
:twisted:

Yes you can get a lovely juicy hot cob form the guys at KFC, but don't forget the finger lickin gravy (it's great when dribbled over the legs and breasts - not a fan of the wings!)
That reminds me of a joke I heard ages ago when i was younger. It went someting like:
What does a woman and a bucket of KFC have in common?
When your finished eating it out you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in. lol
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Quote by Noel1977
What does a woman and a bucket of KFC have in common?

It's great finding you fingers in between two thighs. You love finding the breasts. Discovering wings is always disappointing and you never want to find any signs of blood! dunno