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Noises from the bedroom....

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Was just about to go up to bed when I heard
"Oh, yeah, that's it ......yeah got it now"
followed by
"Fuck, wrong end"
coming from my bedroom
:shock: :shock: :shock:
sat on the stairs wondering whether I should go and investigate dunno
:scared: :scared: :scared:
crept up the stairs despite the thumping and banging............
.......opened the bedroom door to find Eagerslut struggling to find his way out of a inside out duvet cover, no closer to the duvet being inside it that when he'd gone up to put it on 20 mins beforehand!!
He claims to have found his technique from a thread on this site!!! rolleyes rolleyes

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If he`s using the technique I think he is, it only works if you are not short. You need to be able to reach the corners. If he is not short then.........
EAGERSLUT YOU MUPPET! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
If he`s using the technique I think he is, it only works if you are not short. You need to be able to reach the corners. If he is not short then.........
EAGERSLUT YOU MUPPET! rotflmao
Venusxxx

He's extremely tall......so it's definitely the latter!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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EagerSlut who needs enemies when you friends can do so much for you, hehe... Don't worry mate, being big we allowed to get confused with duvet covers, goes with the territory...
Quote by tallnhairy
EagerSlut who needs enemies when you friends can do so much for you, hehe... Don't worry mate, being big we allowed to get confused with duvet covers, goes with the territory...

You're right, I should praise him......
rolleyes
In all fairness hunni you did a great job of getting yourself inside the cover and leaving the duvet outside.. :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by KcKat
EagerSlut who needs enemies when you friends can do so much for you, hehe... Don't worry mate, being big we allowed to get confused with duvet covers, goes with the territory...

You're right, I should praise him......
rolleyes
In all fairness hunni you did a great job of getting yourself inside the cover and leaving the duvet outside.. :twisted: :twisted:
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I do that to smile We should start a club for people with similar afflictions, a pressure group to get someone to design a duvet with a built in cover!
On a similar theme (well she is in bed) Mrs Tnh just stopped her gentle snoring, sat up, said "Whats the biscuit for???" followed by about 20 seconds frantic searching for said biscuit in the bed. Follows this with "Oh I'm dreaming" flat on back in 5 seconds, snoring in 10... Ahh just love the 1am + conversations, hehe...
P.s. she will no doubt kill me for writing this, but what are husbands for, hehe...
Errm :grin:
dunno
Still spitting out feathers! :shock: :shock:
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Quote by tallnhairy
On a similar theme (well she is in bed) Mrs Tnh just stopped her gentle snoring, sat up, said "Whats the biscuit for???" followed by about 20 seconds frantic searching for said biscuit in the bed. Follows this with "Oh I'm dreaming" flat on back in 5 seconds, snoring in 10... Ahh just love the 1am + conversations, hehe...
P.s. she will no doubt kill me for writing this, but what are husbands for, hehe...

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Quote by tallnhairy
I do that to smile We should start a club for people with similar afflictions, a pressure group to get someone to design a duvet with a built in cover!

A duvet with a BUILT-IN cover. Mmmm, don't want to appear cynical but I think I've spotted a design flaw there rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao