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Non-denominational winter holiday armistice
Jags ... purely a general thought ... is it wise to let Davej know about this impending doom? I have visions of the coffee table/ironing board incident last time this happened and do know that Davej's back has only just recovered, that Mrs Davej has finally recovered all her teatowels (fallout curtains) and that the family are now banned from owning tins of beans icon_
We won't need coffee tables or ironing boards so he should be OK - as for his back, if he insists on carrying the women to safety then he only has himself to blame!!
I will substitute cans of tuna fish (yeugh) for the baked beans but he'll have to eat the lot. Maybe tuna fish self implodes at height?
:P
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Well as I don't have a rank or a special op, do I get to make the tea, or do I just rotate uniforms on demand :twisted: :twisted:
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good idea jas!
you can never have too much tea!
and if you need a wardrobe assistant, well i'm sure someone will be glad to help! :twisted:
now about these uniforms . . . . .
n x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well as I don't have a rank or a special op, do I get to make the tea, or do I just rotate uniforms on demand :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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You're in charge of regimental (im)moral(s) aren't you?
Or did I forget to put that? I remember getting to Jas in a uniform.....................
where was I again.
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
. . . how about . . . we celebrate . . .
Mithras, The Invincible Sun, Osiris, Hercules, Adonis, Freyer, Brumalia, Saturnalia, Yule, Alban Arthuan, Winter Solstice etc etc?
Freyer? Would that be a fish Freyer? That sounds like the one for us here in Yorkshire, eh lad? Wi' chips. Actually it's Freya - (I must try to suppress my inner pedant!)
Mike.
Quote by neilinleeds
Well as I don't have a rank or a special op, do I get to make the tea, or do I just rotate uniforms on demand :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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good idea jas!
you can never have too much tea!
and if you need a wardrobe assistant, well i'm sure someone will be glad to help! :twisted:
now about these uniforms . . . . .
n x x x ;)
Sod off Neil
Pick me Jas, pick me :giggle:
Can I have a police lady please :lol:
Dawn :silly:
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Alexandra wrote:
Freya is the name of the Norse goddess of love and fertility, also associated with sport (in several connotations!). In Scandinavia there are quite a few sports clubs called Freya, or Freia, and it's not that uncommon as a girl's name. Is your friend sporty then Alex, is she, is she? Wish i knew her then. :P
Coincidentally, there's a popular British chick-lit author called Freya North (no relation!!!!)
Mike.
Hello Mike
I didn't know that you knew my friend Freya!
Freya is the name of the Norse goddess of love and fertility, also associated with sport (in several connotations!). In Scandinavia there are quite a few sports clubs called Freya, or Freia, and it's not that uncommon as a girl's name. Is your friend sporty then Alex, is she, is she? Wish i knew her then. :P
Coincidentally, there's a popular British chick-lit author called Freya North (no relation!!!!)
Mike.
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Quote by MikeNorth
Alexandra wrote:Hello Mike
I didn't know that you knew my friend Freya!
Freya is the name of the Norse goddess of love and fertility, also associated with sport (in several connotations!). In Scandinavia there are quite a few sports clubs called Freya, or Freia, and it's not that uncommon as a girl's name. Is your friend sporty then Alex, is she, is she? Wish i knew her then. :P
Coincidentally, there's a popular British chick-lit author called Freya North (no relation!!!!)
Mike.
oi mike! :mad: (( i can't use the
people will talk! )))i was using an anglicised spelling ok? just cos you're fluent in Danish and know all about yer Norse Gods and stuff FFS!
humph!
now where were we?
jas in police uniforms was it?
*growls*
:twisted:
((( please note this is an obviously flirtacious post, but it ain't a one liner, before the pedants strike ok! ;) )))
n x x x :P
Guys!! Guys!! I'm still here. 
:( :( :(
Hello, anybody there????
You do realise that the Chatroom door is still unlocked so all and sundry will be sneaking in there....................... and the SH Clock hasn't been wound up. It will be on page three by now!!!
I wouldn't mind, but someone has nicked the Compo Rations from in here! It was Menu B too, my favourite !!
Hello !!!! ???? :? :? :?
:( :( :( Hello, anybody there????
You do realise that the Chatroom door is still unlocked so all and sundry will be sneaking in there....................... and the SH Clock hasn't been wound up. It will be on page three by now!!!
I wouldn't mind, but someone has nicked the Compo Rations from in here! It was Menu B too, my favourite !!
Hello !!!! ????
:? :? :? 
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Jas..... on the subject of uniforms........
*waves a pot of tea under Neil's nose to distract him.....
*throws dawn a few clothes pegs and silk scarf...play nicely now!
*wrestles Alex out of the way.......
.........if you want I have a nurses dress you can borrow to keep the masses entertained! :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Call it my contribution to keeping in the festive hijack spirit. :rascal:
Freya is a lovely name, it's one I considered for one of my future offspring! until they named a bra firm the same thing :shock: , she might get some awful nicknames........
*bangs on the side of Sarge's tank.......
((((Hiya Sarge, you seem a bit tied up so I'll leave this sticky bun and cuppa just down here for you! :lol
))
*waves a pot of tea under Neil's nose to distract him.....
*throws dawn a few clothes pegs and silk scarf...play nicely now!
*wrestles Alex out of the way.......
.........if you want I have a nurses dress you can borrow to keep the masses entertained! :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Call it my contribution to keeping in the festive hijack spirit. :rascal:
Freya is a lovely name, it's one I considered for one of my future offspring! until they named a bra firm the same thing :shock: , she might get some awful nicknames........
*bangs on the side of Sarge's tank.......
((((Hiya Sarge, you seem a bit tied up so I'll leave this sticky bun and cuppa just down here for you! :lol
)) 
Sex God
Quote by easy
Beginning to think we should invoke one with the Mods as a UN style peacekeeping force (maybe complete with rifles and APCs).......
*thinks about it*
Jas in uniform....hwoar:
General Mark... has quite a ring to it (a bit like anus :giggle: )
Sarge locked in a tank........(permanently)
Blue as Corporal Punishment..... kinda suits her (no sarky comment as I've heard what she does with strap-ons... :shock: :eeek:
)
Jags a Major Eyeswater....... please don't ask how... :shock:
Dawn as Major Looseyourtrainofthought....... with that bloody avatar (best I could think of hun sorry. Maybe I'm suffering from PM-T ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Missshief would have to be an undercover operative after her dogging experiences (trying very hard to look like an empty car seat.. :lol: :lol: )
Heather in charge of field operations....... (heather...field...geddit?:doh: )
Mal........ regimental mascot (gets out regimental coat which is rubber :shock: )
Steveg...............anyone know what he does? ( :P :lol: :lol: )
Jas in uniform.... :D :D :D :phwoar: :rascal: :grin:
TBH I think we're all getting a little fed up with threads turning into bloody arguments and before anyone mentions "if ya don't like it, don't open the thread" I'm a nosey bastard and I have a lot of spare time. OK. :rude:
So what I'm suggesting is that between now and christmas we have a no-argumnts-or-open-acts-of-hostility-or-conflict-zone (catchy eh? :D ) within the section of cyberspace known locally as The Cafe.
And for those that don't like christmas, look at it as giving the site a christmas present without actually having to buy anything or worry whether it'll like the socks/aftershave/dressing gown/kettle you bought it.:mrgreen:
Merry xmas.
Ahem !!! ......Easy !!!!! did you say you had revised the list???
Shame on you forgetting me....I'm off to sulk.......
:( Sex God
neilinleeds wrote:
Steady on Neil...not long ago there was a whole thread in here where everyone wrote in morse code. I didn't understand a word and I didn't complain. Maybe we should have a thread in Norse code...
Mike.
i was using an anglicised spelling ok? just cos you're fluent in Danish and know all about yer Norse Gods and stuff FFS!
humph!
n x x x :P
Steady on Neil...not long ago there was a whole thread in here where everyone wrote in morse code. I didn't understand a word and I didn't complain. Maybe we should have a thread in Norse code...
Mike.
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Quote by MrsFC
Beginning to think we should invoke one with the Mods as a UN style peacekeeping force (maybe complete with rifles and APCs).......
*thinks about it*
Jas in uniform....
General Mark... has quite a ring to it (a bit like anus :giggle: )
Sarge locked in a tank........(permanently)
Blue as Corporal Punishment..... kinda suits her (no sarky comment as I've heard what she does with strap-ons... :shock: :eeek:
Jags a Major Eyeswater....... please don't ask how... :shock:
Dawn as Major Looseyourtrainofthought....... with that bloody avatar (best I could think of hun sorry. Maybe I'm suffering from PM-T ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Missshief would have to be an undercover operative after her dogging experiences (trying very hard to look like an empty car seat.. :lol: :lol: )
Heather in charge of field operations....... (heather...field...geddit?
Mal........ regimental mascot (gets out regimental coat which is rubber :shock: )
Steveg...............
Jas in uniform.... :D :D :D :phwoar: :rascal: :grin:
TBH I think we're all getting a little fed up with threads turning into bloody arguments and before anyone mentions "if ya don't like it, don't open the thread" I'm a nosey bastard and I have a lot of spare time. OK. :rude:
So what I'm suggesting is that between now and christmas we have a no-argumnts-or-open-acts-of-hostility-or-conflict-zone (catchy eh? :D ) within the section of cyberspace known locally as The Cafe.
And for those that don't like christmas, look at it as giving the site a christmas present without actually having to buy anything or worry whether it'll like the socks/aftershave/dressing gown/kettle you bought it.
Merry xmas.
Ahem !!! ......Easy !!!!! did you say you had revised the list???
Shame on you forgetting me....I'm off to sulk.......
:(tut tut tut!
<<< tuts very loudly just in case! :roll: >>>
:therethere: MrsFC!
Easy my boy! how could you forget MrsFC? i know she's a bit quiet of late, but surely you remember that avatar? :phwoar:
sorry MrsFC i'll make sure he sees the error of his ways don't you worry! :kick:
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
neilinleeds wrote:
i was using an anglicised spelling ok? just cos you're fluent in Danish and know all about yer Norse Gods and stuff FFS!
humph!
n x x x :P
Steady on Neil...not long ago there was a whole thread in here where everyone wrote in morse code. I didn't understand a word and I didn't complain. Maybe we should have a thread in Norse code...
Mike.
:rotflmao:
ha!
do your worst mike! :P
i have little gem here, and possibly engledansk if he's online, and babel fish too as a last resort!
choose your weapon!
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Beginning to think we should invoke one with the Mods as a UN style peacekeeping force (maybe complete with rifles and APCs).......
*thinks about it*
Jas in uniform....
General Mark... has quite a ring to it (a bit like anus :giggle: )
Sarge locked in a tank........(permanently)
Blue as Corporal Punishment..... kinda suits her (no sarky comment as I've heard what she does with strap-ons... :shock: :eeek:
Jags a Major Eyeswater....... please don't ask how... :shock:
Dawn as Major Looseyourtrainofthought....... with that bloody avatar (best I could think of hun sorry. Maybe I'm suffering from PM-T ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Missshief would have to be an undercover operative after her dogging experiences (trying very hard to look like an empty car seat.. :lol: :lol: )
Heather in charge of field operations....... (heather...field...geddit?
Mal........ regimental mascot (gets out regimental coat which is rubber :shock: )
Steveg...............
Jas in uniform.... :D :D :D :phwoar: :rascal: :grin:
TBH I think we're all getting a little fed up with threads turning into bloody arguments and before anyone mentions "if ya don't like it, don't open the thread" I'm a nosey bastard and I have a lot of spare time. OK. :rude:
So what I'm suggesting is that between now and christmas we have a no-argumnts-or-open-acts-of-hostility-or-conflict-zone (catchy eh? :D ) within the section of cyberspace known locally as The Cafe.
And for those that don't like christmas, look at it as giving the site a christmas present without actually having to buy anything or worry whether it'll like the socks/aftershave/dressing gown/kettle you bought it.
Merry xmas.
Ahem !!! ......Easy !!!!! did you say you had revised the list???
Shame on you forgetting me....I'm off to sulk.......
:(:doh:
*goes off to edit post AGAIN while mumbling about there being more bluddy mods than civillians round here*
Any more of you? :roll:
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
neilinleeds wrote:
i was using an anglicised spelling ok? just cos you're fluent in Danish and know all about yer Norse Gods and stuff FFS!
humph!
n x x x :P
Steady on Neil...not long ago there was a whole thread in here where everyone wrote in morse code. I didn't understand a word and I didn't complain. Maybe we should have a thread in Norse code...
Mike.
:rotflmao:
ha!
do your worst mike! :P
i have little gem here, and possibly engledansk if he's online, and babel fish too as a last resort!
choose your weapon!
n x x x :P
Neil hunnybunch, I wouldn't challenge Mike if I were you...... my Danish is a little ropey and EngleDansk is in hospital
Babelfish doesn't translate into Danish as not that many people outside of scandinavia speak it, (mainly because it's an ugly language and far too gutteral for most)
I can say the odd naughty phrase though if pushed.... hope that helps the cause ;)
Sex God
OH DEAR GOD I FORGOT TO LET SARGE OUT!!!
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
It's a disaster!!!
It's a catastrophy!!!!!
It's a tragedy!!!!!
It's a calamity!!!!!!
Ah feck it, it'll wait 'till morning.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
It's a disaster!!!
It's a catastrophy!!!!!
It's a tragedy!!!!!
It's a calamity!!!!!!
Ah feck it, it'll wait 'till morning.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by easy
.................../kettle you bought it.
IT WASN'T ME ! .......it was my MOTHER
ops: you do realise easy is in the bedroom now ..........trying on a generals outfit as I type........hang on a min so why am I still here.......????????
(ooooooooooooooo ladies if only we had webcam) :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Neil, I'll magnanimously back down from your challenge. Babelfish doesn't do Scandinavian languages, as Gem says, and it's not very reliable anyway.
It would not be an even contest, you'd soon be in deep trouble, probably crying out "A Norse, a Norse, my kingdom for a Norse!!!"
Mike.
It would not be an even contest, you'd soon be in deep trouble, probably crying out "A Norse, a Norse, my kingdom for a Norse!!!"
Mike.
Sex God
Quote by easy
OK edited as requested. :thumbup:
Hope everyone's happy now.
Jags, those nutcrackers are only to be used if fired upon only. :jagsatwork:
Use on innocent civillians will result in a courtmartial and a summery
Davej is not a civillian and has repeatedly been a source of trouble and confusion!
Any further breaches of the mandates set out will result in sanctions (ie removal of references to your "gangster" lifestyle and possibly even having your goldfish removed).
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. :evil:
and what about mrsFC.......ooopss sorry...shutting up know :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
off to sing christmas carols in a very sweet and gentle way and to do what ever is associated with all them other names that neil posted, that I 've never heard off.
pssst mods.......watch that easy fella, bit of a sly fox if you ask me....sticks up a thread asking for peace and light and then posts against me useing a threatening tone. Now threatening to thrash someone arse with small, thorny, twigs would probably be o.k. given the sort of christmas theme of his thread (although I'm sure the big book said it was a crown of thorns) but threatening to take away my goldfish and bling is going a bit far.
Sex God
Quote by davej
pssst mods.......watch that easy fella, bit of a sly fox if you ask me....sticks up a thread asking for peace and light and then posts against me useing a threatening tone. Now threatening to thrash someone arse with small, thorny, twigs would probably be o.k. given the sort of christmas theme of his thread (although I'm sure the big book said it was a crown of thorns) but threatening to take away my goldfish and bling is going a bit far.
RIGHT! THAT'S IT MATEY!
You're just be disagreeable now for the sake of it. No bloody non-denominational winter holiday spirit (now I know why people write xmas
). Well what goes around comes around. I've written a strongly worded letter to General Mark about your argumentative ways and I've asked for him to send his troops in. He's assured me that this course of action is not necessary. he's told me he's sending Blue in and she'll be bringeing her "Yule Log" with her. (the 18" black one with a sprig of holly at the end) :shock: :evil: :evil: :evil:
As stealth doesn't seem to be her thing, expect your door to be kicked off it's hinges early one morning.
If you hear this I recommend running and not hiding your head under your pillow with yer arse in the air unless you want to look like this :shock: for the N-D.W.H. period.
:lol: :lol: OK back to the non-denomi......... ah sod it, back to the bollox. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*edit* forgot to add.... welcome back Gurl. Nice to see you posting again.
Sorry the UN Peacekeeping Force is made up of the site mods. You'll have to be a non-denominational winter holiday celebrating civilian like the rest of us, unless one of the Mods would like to take you ( :twisted: )................... under thier wing as a refugee. :wink: *edit*
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Never mind the Bollox (?) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Get me out of here !!!
Oh bloody hell Sarge. Are you still in there? :shock: :doh: Sorry mate I completely forgot about you after I found these tins of beer someone had abandoned in your fridge. Of course I don't like to see booze go to waste, so I drunk 'em.
Right now to get you out.......
*pats pockets*
Keys, keys, keys. What did I do with the keys for the tank. :?
I'll go and have some of that nice bacon in a muffin that someone abandoned in your house along with a cup of tea while I think. Would you like one Sarge......... :doh: I can't get it into the tank for you can I. :doh: Tell you what I'll eat and drink it, then come and tell you how nice they were. How's that? Just don't expect me to hang around too long as there's ladies volleyball on the telly and it's bloody cold out here.
*wanders off back to Sarges house*
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Quote by easy
RIGHT! THAT'S IT MATEY!
You're just be disagreeable now for the sake of it. No bloody non-denominational winter holiday spirit (now I know why people write xmas
He's assured me that this course of action is not necessary. he's told me he's sending Blue in and she'll be bringeing her "Yule Log" with her. (the 18" black one with a sprig of holly at the end) :shock: :evil: :evil: :evil:
As stealth doesn't seem to be her thing, expect your door to be kicked off it's hinges early one morning.
If you hear this I recommend running and not hiding your head under your pillow with yer arse in the air unless you want to look like this :shock: for the N-D.W.H. period.
OK back to the non-denomi......... ah sod it, back to the bollox. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*edit* forgot to add.... welcome back Gurl. Nice to see you posting again.
Sorry the UN Peacekeeping Force is made up of the site mods. You'll have to be a non-denominational winter holiday celebrating civilian like the rest of us, unless one of the Mods would like to take you ( :twisted: )................... under thier wing as a refugee. :wink: *edit*
what sort of twisted mind would think of calling blue's strap on a bloody yule log,
easy I've just done the coffee down the nose thingy...........
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by davej
RIGHT! THAT'S IT MATEY!
You're just be disagreeable now for the sake of it. No bloody non-denominational winter holiday spirit (now I know why people write xmas
He's assured me that this course of action is not necessary. he's told me he's sending Blue in and she'll be bringeing her "Yule Log" with her. (the 18" black one with a sprig of holly at the end) :shock: :evil: :evil: :evil:
As stealth doesn't seem to be her thing, expect your door to be kicked off it's hinges early one morning.
If you hear this I recommend running and not hiding your head under your pillow with yer arse in the air unless you want to look like this :shock: for the N-D.W.H. period.
OK back to the non-denomi......... ah sod it, back to the bollox. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*edit* forgot to add.... welcome back Gurl. Nice to see you posting again.
Sorry the UN Peacekeeping Force is made up of the site mods. You'll have to be a non-denominational winter holiday celebrating civilian like the rest of us, unless one of the Mods would like to take you ( :twisted: )................... under thier wing as a refugee. :wink: *edit*
what sort of twisted mind would think of calling blue's strap on a bloody yule log,
easy I've just done the coffee down the nose thingy...........
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I dunno what's funnier .. the thought of Blue kicking in someone's door and being greeted with the arse ....... her wielding the "yule log" or Davej and his coffee down the nose ....
so glad I put my lemonade down then
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
