Non-denominational winter holiday armistice

3 Dec 2004

ohhh your so lucky to have put your lemonade down calista ...thats sooo much worse than coffee down your nose...
yep lemonade can be bloody painfull...not as horrible as doing it with Lucozade thats positively horrid, and more horrid, but lemonade down yer nose.....not pleasent ..not pleasent at all

3 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
ohhh your so lucky to have put your lemonade down calista ...thats sooo much worse than coffee down your nose...
yep lemonade can be bloody painfull...not as horrible as doing it with Lucozade thats positively horrid, and more horrid, but lemonade down yer nose.....not pleasent ..not pleasent at all

I was more worried about the state of the laptop (Morb would castrate me - i know ... I'm female ... but that's how bad green lemonade over the laptop would be)

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
... but that's how bad green lemonade over the laptop would be)

Green Lemonade? confused

:? :? :? :? errrm, I mean ..................
Green Lemonade ? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
... but that's how bad green lemonade over the laptop would be)

Green Lemonade? confused

:? :? :? :? errrm, I mean ..................
Green Lemonade ? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Well it isn't green when I drink it ..... but as davej pointed out ... lemonade down the nose ... .....think about it .......
bolt

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
... but that's how bad green lemonade over the laptop would be)

Green Lemonade? confused

:? :? :? :? errrm, I mean ..................
Green Lemonade ? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Well it isn't green when I drink it ..... but as davej pointed out ... lemonade down the nose ... .....think about it .......
bolt

*trying very hard NOT to think about it*

3 Dec 2004

Quote by easy
... but that's how bad green lemonade over the laptop would be)

Green Lemonade? confused

:? :? :? :? errrm, I mean ..................
Green Lemonade ? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Well it isn't green when I drink it ..... but as davej pointed out ... lemonade down the nose ... .....think about it .......
bolt

*trying very hard NOT to think about it*
Lololol don't blame me ....... and i can't believe I had to explain that one to Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Lololol don't blame me ....... and i can't believe I had to explain that one to Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad he's got it and not asked for a demonstration.
BTW Sarge, the bacon buttie was fab and the Brazilian girls beat the Australians in the volleyball (I think dunno

wasn't watching the scores too closely wink

).
I've found the keys for the tank, but I ..... ahem... I mean the volleyball redface

was reaching an exciting climax so I left them outside for one of the mods to pick up and let you out. When I came out they'd gone, so someone else has them. :dunno: :wink:

3 Dec 2004

mmmm Strange :shock:
I just found some suspicious looking keys laying next to a tank :shock:
thought I heard sme muffled noises coming from it too
oh well Ill just pop em in my pocket for now
see you after the weekend gang lol

3 Dec 2004

FFS!!! I'm starving. :( :( :(
Listen I've had an idea. Make a bacon buttie, put it in the barrel of the gun, put your mouth in the barrel and BLOW HARD !!!!! :shock: :? :? :? :?

3 Dec 2004

Warwick(s) ............................. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!! I'm starving. :( :( :(
Listen I've had an idea. Make a bacon buttie, put it in the barrel of the gun, put your mouth in the barrel and BLOW HARD !!!!! :shock: :? :? :? :?

Sorry Sarge all the bacon's gone now. biggrin

I mean... :( ( :giggle: )
OK Sarge as I feel a little responsable for your being in there, I'll go and have a think about how I can get you out. What's your opinion of high explosives?
*wanders off to have a think and finish the bacon off before Sarge gets out*

3 Dec 2004

warwick turns key in tanks lock
crack
oh bugger all the ice must have made the metal brittle
warwick wanders off to help Easy find some high explosives :shock:

3 Dec 2004

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

3 Dec 2004

Right I've had an idea (as someone mentioned to me that high explosives may be dangerous. I could possibly damage my hearing if I'm too close to the blast apparently :shock: ).
We could fill the tank with water through the barrel of the gun and then wait for it to freeze. As anyone who has had burst pipes knows, when water freezes it expands and rips metal open.
So what do you think Sarge? good eh :smug:
*goes off to find a hosepipe*

3 Dec 2004

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Someone stop him!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Dec 2004

................davej sees the sarges plight and nips off to get some 'super sealer' to fill in every nook and cranny to make the tank completely airtight therefore preventing easy from filling it wirth water........what a genius I am....

3 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
................davej sees the sarges plight and nips off to get some 'super sealer' to fill in every nook and cranny to make the tank completely airtight therefore preventing easy from filling it wirth water........what a genius I am....

:eeek: :eeek: :doh: :doh: :doh:

3 Dec 2004

BASTARD!
Looks like the bloody kids have been round Sarge. Not only have the superglued the locks, they've also done every flaming nook and cranny. I can't get this water in anywhere. evil

:evil: :evil: :evil:
Looks like I'm going to have to risk my hearing with the high explosives (and this being N-D.W.H. time as well. :evil:
AH well. I wonder if Warwick left any in the GFZ before he swanned off home. I don't know, some people, no consideration for others. rolleyes

I'm determined to have you out of there by the end of tonight (unless Jas happens by in that uniform again. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: silly

hwoar: )

19 Dec 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I just came across this thread and I'm really worried now!!....
Has someone let the Sarge out or did Easy use the explosives????? dunno

Shireen
xxx

19 Dec 2004

Maybe both happened. Sarge is still there and the explosives were used. The tank was a little more invulnerable than anticipated. Anything organic, inside, may have been reduced to jam, but, let's be honest... who would notice the difference?

19 Dec 2004

True Vix true.... lol

Shireen
xxx

19 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Maybe both happened. Sarge is still there and the explosives were used. The tank was a little more invulnerable than anticipated. Anything organic, inside, may have been reduced to jam, but, let's be honest... who would notice the difference?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can see us getting soliciters letters from the Robertsons factory. rolleyes

:lol: :lol:

19 Dec 2004

******HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*****
Peace on earth and good will to ALL
I furkin Wish !!!!
Love and Respect
Joe

19 Dec 2004

Quote by joe08
******HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*****
Peace on earth and good will to ALL
I furkin Wish !!!!
Love and Respect
Joe

*tuts*
Non-denominational, Joe. Now you have to wish everyone a good Ramadan, Hannakah, etc, etc.
rolleyes

19 Dec 2004

Previsouly I have always opted for Saturnalias as my winter holiday of choice but now I have now started to wish everyone a VERY HAPPY NONDOMWINHOL - I think is has an nice feel about it.