Blue grabs bottle of Baileys and takes a ringside seat to watch the best-man shag the bridesmaids, and the fist-fight between the in-laws who've always hated each other
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OK.. for this extra special non-wedding event I have lined up:
Pringles
Smoked Almonds
Piles and piles of crisps - assorted varietys
Little mini scotch eggs with garlic mayo
BBQ chicken bits
Little green and black things which I suspect are olives :shock:
Triangles of toast with my special home made paté
Some fishy things on sticks
and a crate of fizz!
Many non-congratulations Jas
:rose: :rose: :rose:
I have some left over balloons from my 40th ..... they got 'Happy 40th Tosser' on them but they'll do won't they???
... plus I got a CD with The Sun today .. Medallion Music .. Tom Jones, Engelbert Humperdinck etc .... any good???
we have a double Argos quality inflatable air bed with an electric pump ( so that'll do for something borrowed and something blue)
a filter coffee machine thing that someone bought us ( mistaking us for less lazy people) which could do for after non-wedding dinner non-coffees.
and a large quantity of mostly out of date cook in sauces perhaps suitable for the non-wedding supper
oh and half a bottle of Bacardi
we wondered will you be throwing the non-boquet over your shoulder at the end of the non-ceremony ??
Oh a non party, perfect for a non party guest such as myself, i have some kaliber non alchoholic alchohol here, some no sugar sugar( for the non caffine non coffee) and some australian underwear " no knickers", do I need anything else ? ?
I've brought the hangover from hell