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Non Wedding Reception for Non Munchers

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Well for all the non-munchers you are officially invited to our Non Wedding Reception.
We began the day well with a non wedding champagne breakfast including pink champers, egg bread and beans. :cheers:
We then proceeded to have several non wedding celebratory beers and a nancy nap, so now we're probably able to party for .....................ooo at least two hours. (The nap messed our plans for the evening up, a formal apology to Polo is in order) Sorry redface
Jags is providing nibbles, champers and a twisty balloon animal man.
Pervy pictures are fully acceptable as wedding presents :twisted: and we need a DJ to really liven things up.
So welcome, drink, eat and be very merry please.
Jas-Tim
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if you have a chair with an arm rest i'm there
i have an armfull of beer if that will help lol :lol: :lol:
Blue grabs bottle of Baileys and takes a ringside seat to watch the best-man shag the bridesmaids, and the fist-fight between the in-laws who've always hated each other
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OK.. for this extra special non-wedding event I have lined up:
Pringles
Smoked Almonds
Piles and piles of crisps - assorted varietys
Little mini scotch eggs with garlic mayo
BBQ chicken bits
Little green and black things which I suspect are olives :shock:
Triangles of toast with my special home made paté
Some fishy things on sticks
and a crate of fizz!
Many non-congratulations Jas
:rose: :rose: :rose:
I have some left over balloons from my 40th ..... they got 'Happy 40th Tosser' on them but they'll do won't they???
... plus I got a CD with The Sun today .. Medallion Music .. Tom Jones, Engelbert Humperdinck etc .... any good???
where is it? :beer:
we have a double Argos quality inflatable air bed with an electric pump ( so that'll do for something borrowed and something blue)
a filter coffee machine thing that someone bought us ( mistaking us for less lazy people) which could do for after non-wedding dinner non-coffees.
and a large quantity of mostly out of date cook in sauces perhaps suitable for the non-wedding supper
oh and half a bottle of Bacardi
we wondered will you be throwing the non-boquet over your shoulder at the end of the non-ceremony ??
I'm going to make you a gift of some sense.........................nonsense! :rascal: :rascal:
ES redface surprisedops:
hello smile
it's nice to have some fun on saturday evening, when my Mr is at work sad
I've got some wine with me for a late dinner
xxx
M
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hello smile
it's nice to have some fun on saturday evening, when my Mr is at work sad
I've got some wine with me for a late dinner
maybe some dancing???
xxx
M

wave Welcome to the non SH Towers :wave:
Erm.............................. what kind of fun did you have in mind? :rascal: :rascal:
Was that non fun? wink :) :)
ES :grin: :thumbup: drinkies
maybe you're right :confused2:
getting lost about all those "non" stuff ;) smile
xxx
M
Oh a non party, perfect for a non party guest such as myself, i have some kaliber non alchoholic alchohol here, some no sugar sugar( for the non caffine non coffee) and some australian underwear " no knickers", do I need anything else ? ?
I've brought the hangover from hell
Erm oops redface surprisedops: :oops:
We got a bit carried away after the champers :oops: :oops: and never came back :twisted: :twisted:
Great non party though
lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
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I've always said a night out with you two is a bit of a non-event. rotflmao
(Luv ya really passionkiss )
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I've always said a night out with you two is a bit of a non-event. rotflmao

Git flipa
Jas
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Quote by Ice Pie
I've always said a night out with you two is a bit of a non-event. rotflmao
(Luv ya really passionkiss )

At least YOU had a real wedding party to attend - I sat here surrounded by all those nibbles on my tod for ages. Had to eat my way out of my living room...
:cry: :cry: :cry:
lol :lol: :lol:
Jags at least if people had bought pervy pics you would have been able to keep yourself amused. :P lol :lol:
Anyway I'll finish the left overs - I'm starving
Jas
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nibbles on my tod

I've never heard it called a tod before.
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nibbles on my tod

I've never heard it called a tod before.

JAGS SLAP!
*Weegie expression*
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Jags at least if people had bought pervy pics you would have been able to keep yourself amused. :P lol :lol:
Anyway I'll finish the left overs - I'm starving
Jas
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Left overs??? redface surprisedops: :oops: You disappear from your own party and you expect left overs :shock: :shock: :shock: Fuckity-fuck...
PS - you know, I do love that avatar wink :wink:
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Left overs??? redface surprisedops: :oops: You disappear from your own party and you expect left overs :shock: :shock: :shock: Fuckity-fuck...

Well you can do me a fry up if you prefer biggrin
PS - you know, I do love that avatar wink :wink:

Thank you, have load of passionkiss sillyassionkiss: for that.
Jas
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(The nap messed our plans for the evening up, a formal apology to Polo is in order) Sorry redface

No apology needed my dears - just lots more of that Jas-Tim special attention next time, that should make up for it :twisted:
I hope you enjoyed your special day and Timmy didn't freeze the rest of the Champers (by the sound of the clanking as he filled the fridge with beer, you have a few trips to make to the recyling bank today) lol
Is this now your Non Honeymoon? confused
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Erm oops redface surprisedops: :oops:
We got a bit carried away after the champers :oops: :oops: and never came back :twisted: :twisted:
Great non party though
lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
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That's nothing. I slept thru the whole thig and never amde it at all. (As usual).
Sorry, my luvvers.
:love:
Vix - you slept through the whole thing :shock:
You are one hell of a woman and one hell of a sleeper lol
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Vix - you slept through the whole thing :shock:
You are one hell of a woman and one hell of a sleeper lol

It's a talent. I sleep with great ease.
It is documented.