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Myth or what?!
Fecking freezin cold,make yer own tea,no chavs in sight.
So glad to be home in Gods own county(yeah right).
Lb wink
Quote by Lazeeboy
Myth or what?!
Fecking freezin cold,make yer own tea,no chavs in sight.
So glad to be home in Gods own county(yeah right).
Lb wink

No chavs? You sure you were in the north?
we're not wimps, we just like the warm lol and tea rolleyes
There's not another part of the country - bloody hell, the world - that I'd rather come from than the North West of England.
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin
Quote by RickRoper
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by lucyuktv2
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
"'appen"
Lb :love:
Maybe with his southern accent the word Brew didnt come out quiet right?
Quote by lucyuktv2
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A friend bought me a geordie - english phrasebook / dictionary when we first met!! :haha:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Myth or what?!
Fecking freezin cold,make yer own tea,no chavs in sight.
So glad to be home in Gods own county(yeah right).
Lb wink

Oh I got ya (yer good ole cockerney fella) when you said 'mashed' you meant a cuppa?
innocent
Cathy x
I'm a little disturbed about the 'no chavs' comment...
Where in the North where you?!
I hear they even have chav's hanging around in Knutsford and Wilmslow now (though they have to bus them in from Wynthenshaw).
Cheers
Cock of the North
I've spent some lovely days / evenings with people up North from this site, and they made sure I was warm lol espcially around the Manachester and Sheffield areas.
Quote by Sarah1448
I've spent some lovely days / evenings with people up North from this site, and they made sure I was warm lol espcially around the Manachester and Sheffield areas.

Manchester & Sheffield areas - Novel names for them.... In which case making a woman feel warm in the Manchester, Sheffield and Coventry areas would be nice too! (Consult your road atlas!)
Rick biggrin
Quote by lucyuktv2
Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
Noboday say's please down there! ;)
Quote by RickRoper
I've spent some lovely days / evenings with people up North from this site, and they made sure I was warm lol espcially around the Manachester and Sheffield areas.

Manchester & Sheffield areas - Novel names for them.... In which case making a woman feel warm in the Manchester, Sheffield and Coventry areas would be nice too! (Consult your road atlas!)
Rick biggrin
No, I've got GPS :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sarah1448
I've spent some lovely days / evenings with people up North from this site, and they made sure I was warm lol espcially around the Manachester and Sheffield areas.

Manchester & Sheffield areas - Novel names for them.... In which case making a woman feel warm in the Manchester, Sheffield and Coventry areas would be nice too! (Consult your road atlas!)
Rick biggrin
No, I've got GPS :lol: :lol:
Ooo! Nice! don't think I'll need autoroute to find my way south where I'd like to go!
Quote by lucyuktv2
we're not wimps, we just like the warm beer lol and tea like nats piss rolleyes

:roll: :P :lol:
Just a thought but maybe "Oi!, I'm feckin' parched, where's my Rosie?" didn't do well in translation. lol
So "Hey up then, get thisen a pot o' tea, kettle's nobbut just boiled" is completely out of the question then?
Rick.
Quote by Sarah1448
I've spent some lovely days / evenings with people up North from this site, and they made sure I was warm lol espcially around the Manachester and Sheffield areas.

Manchester & Sheffield areas - Novel names for them.... In which case making a woman feel warm in the Manchester, Sheffield and Coventry areas would be nice too! (Consult your road atlas!)
Rick biggrin
No, I've got GPS :lol: :lol:
Yes, this is the only person i know who has GPS just to find her way from Rios TO HER CAR!!
We were walking along the street with it going, "turn left" lol
When god created Great Britain he reached out with his huge god like hand , gripped hold of Scotland , held G.B high in the air and gave it a good shake . All the crap fell to the bottom . biggrin :D :D :D wink :wink: . Well thats what me grandad used to tell me !!!
*Overtired - posting twice redface
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
*Overtired - posting twice redface
Cathy x

Will I ever get it right???
confused
Originally it was all about curry's and lager in the afternoon :shock:
Bed calls, I aint funny at the best of times ....
Cathy x
Curry n lager in the pm?How fecking decadent.
Lb :love:
What's this all about???
Lb - you came oop north and didn't tell me, let alone give me a wave???
One of these for you, miladdio when I come down to the softy south at the weekend smackbottom
As for the chavs, I saw the ultimate t'other day - full on chavscum uniform including a burberry's style cap witha MFC badge stiched on! Dear god! rolleyes
Quote by Marya
What's this all about???
Lb - you came oop north and didn't tell me, let alone give me a wave???
One of these for you, miladdio when I come down to the softy south at the weekend smackbottom
As for the chavs, I saw the ultimate t'other day - full on chavscum uniform including a burberry's style cap witha MFC badge stiched on! Dear god! rolleyes

See what I mean?
You try to make decent conversation and ya get threatened with violence by a Geordie!
Promises,promises. wink
Lb :love:
Quote by Lazeeboy
What's this all about???
Lb - you came oop north and didn't tell me, let alone give me a wave???
One of these for you, miladdio when I come down to the softy south at the weekend smackbottom
As for the chavs, I saw the ultimate t'other day - full on chavscum uniform including a burberry's style cap witha MFC badge stiched on! Dear god! rolleyes

See what I mean?
You try to make decent conversation and ya get threatened with violence by a Geordie!
Promises,promises. wink
Lb :love:
OI! We are NOT Geordies!!!!! (no offence to Geordies :roll: )
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:

Teessiders LB! We may be tucked in between North Yorkshire and County Durham but we are a force to be reckoned with :P