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Not a drill - it really is going this time!!

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it's at this point that the hero gets gingerly to his feet whilst the rubble and dust settles and in a deep husky voice says
'Is every one Ok?'
H.x
Looks the same, smells the same, still got sheddy here. thought it was going to be an improvment
(just ban sheddy and we'll call it quits :gigglesmile
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Looks the same, smells the same, still got sheddy here. thought it was going to be an improvment
(just ban sheddy and we'll call it quits :gigglesmile

Cue big fat flounce confused
Fook you all then if you don't apriciate shite humour I'm off to some place that really wants me :shock:
er does anybody know where that might be :cry:

I'm sure you'll get a reply from here.
H.x
Quote by sheddy
Looks the same, smells the same, still got sheddy here. thought it was going to be an improvment
(just ban sheddy and we'll call it quits :gigglesmile

Cue big fat flounce confused
Fook you all then if you don't apriciate shite humour I'm off to some place that really wants me :shock:
er does anybody know where that might be :cry:
oh, you know where that is, silly kiss
Well the earth didn't move for me, sorry Elliott. But the I AM a heavy sleeper rolleyes
You didn't miss much Sassy, you could have let me know you were off to bed though :twisted:
H.x
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You didn't miss much Sassy, you could have let me know you were off to bed though :twisted:
H.x

For all the wrong reasons babe :cry:
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I'm sure you'll get a reply from here.
H.x

flipa smackbottom lol
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oh, you know where that is, silly kiss

As soon as I sort my crap out i'll be on my way :twisted:
Can I suggest that we club together and buy Elliot a watch for Christmas :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Can I suggest that we club together and buy Elliot a watch for Christmas :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ye good idea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Micky Mouse one lol
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Ill chip in for a large egg timer :twisted:

Dont mention eggs, not while Blonde is around lol
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Ill chip in for a large egg timer :twisted:

Mmmmmmmmm, egg and chips!!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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As soon as I sort my crap out i'll be on my way :twisted:

always happy to help a friend

cos we know you're full of it wink
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As soon as I sort my crap out i'll be on my way :twisted:

always happy to help a friend

cos we know you're full of it wink
Erm is that any good for Verbal Diarrhoea confused:
It's a good job I take all your atempts to break me mentally in the good humour that they are intended or I'd be a wreck by now confused
You are only joking right? :? :? :? :? :? :? lol
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You are only joking right? confused :? :? :? :? :? lol

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:lol2:
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It's a good job I take all your atempts to break me mentally in the good humour that they are intended or I'd be a wreck by now confused
You are only joking right? :? :? :? :? :? :? lol

you could be broken mentally by being given a shovel catalogue and being told to take your pick
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It's a good job I take all your atempts to break me mentally in the good humour that they are intended or I'd be a wreck by now confused
You are only joking right? :? :? :? :? :? :? lol

you could be broken mentally by being given a shovel catalogue and being told to take your pick
Ahh the gent knows me tooo well :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
oh I nearly forgot your daily dose of flipa :flipa: 's
Just got back from 2 hrs in the car... and the site still works - amazing smile
Site should be rather quicker now - we have tripped the database capacity. All seems well!
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Just got back from 2 hrs in the car... and the site still works - amazing smile
Site should be rather quicker now - we have tripped the database capacity. All seems well!

Ahh but have you had any replies to your advert :angel:
Edit I forgot to include :thumbup:
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Just got back from 2 hrs in the car...!

Elliots a dogger, Elliots a dogger :giggle:
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we have tripped the database capacity. All seems well!

Do you think he means tripled ? or did he really trip it up ? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:lol2: :lol2:
Well spotted
I think he has stopped taking the pills lol
phredd
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we have tripped the database capacity. All seems well!

Do you think he means tripled ? or did he really trip it up ? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I noticed that but didn't say anything as i though it might be a technical term for plugging something in or something lol
Shaz x
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we have tripped the database capacity. All seems well!

Do you think he means tripled ? or did he really trip it up ? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Elliot, welcome to the ' talking bollox brigade' your gold membership card is in the post ............................... honest