Did you know that a " Twat " is a pregnant frog :giggle:
not a lot of people know that !
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Not a lot of people know that.
Sex God
someone told me it was a pregnant Goldfish :shock:
never looked into it mind as i dont like the word very much
never looked into it mind as i dont like the word very much
Sex God
Urban myth alert!
Goldfish don't get pregnant, they lay eggs...
See:
Mike.
Goldfish don't get pregnant, they lay eggs...
See:
Mike.
i was also told as a child when i came out with twat that it was a pregnant goldfish, pmsl, as they dont get pregnant,
basically,my parents made my life hell!!!
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:
anyway..................if you go off on one with all "swear" words we wud be here all day.
i thought a twat was a fanny
and cunt!!!!
its all down to personal interpretation
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basically,my parents made my life hell!!!
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:
anyway..................if you go off on one with all "swear" words we wud be here all day.
i thought a twat was a fanny
and cunt!!!!
its all down to personal interpretation
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
basically,my parents made my life hell!!!
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:
I was nearly 30 before I found out that the "sandman" was a good guy.
Mum used to send me to bed saying "Come on, up to bed; Sandman's coming"
Obviously; :doh: I thought he was a mate of the bogeyman, so I'd run up to bed and hide from them. Nasty bleeda; chucking sand in kids' eyes.
Quote by bailiffs
basically,my parents made my life hell!!!
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:
On the same "all parents are b*stards" theme, does anyone else tell their kids that when the ice cream van plays music it means they have sold out? :twisted:
Mr CC
Quote by curious_catz
basically,my parents made my life hell!!!
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:
On the same "all parents are b*stards" theme, does anyone else tell their kids that when the ice cream van plays music it means they have sold out? :twisted:
Mr CC
ha ha ha ha yep we do that
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: no doubt we'll suffer the consequences later :twisted: :love: xxx
I remember hearing the word c*nt and thinking it was just another slang word like flipping eck or whatever. On coming back from my mates it was my word of the week
'C*nt c*nt c*nt c*nt' and 'Oi ya c*nt get us a drink,' and similar
My mum stood it for about 1 day and quietly took me to one side and told me it was a really rude word
Cathy x
(I know what it is now tho
S'very vulgar tho isn't it? :wink: )
'C*nt c*nt c*nt c*nt' and 'Oi ya c*nt get us a drink,' and similar
My mum stood it for about 1 day and quietly took me to one side and told me it was a really rude word
Cathy x
(I know what it is now tho
S'very vulgar tho isn't it? :wink: ) Quote by Red(RHG)
I remember hearing the word c*nt and thinking it was just another slang word like flipping eck or whatever. On coming back from my mates it was my word of the week
'C*nt c*nt c*nt c*nt' and 'Oi ya c*nt get us a drink,' and similar
My mum stood it for about 1 day and quietly took me to one side and told me it was a really rude word
Cathy x
(I know what it is now tho
wash your fuckin mouth out
Quote by hornet harlot
Did you know that a " Twat " is a pregnant frog :giggle:
Is there such a thing as a pregnant frog? The female releases eggs while the male releases jelly, so technically it doesn't carry any live young to term.
On a related note, horny newts who are looking for a little slap and tickle will fold their tail back along their body, and wiggle it vigorously at any passing female newt to impress her.
Might work for newts, but all I got was funny looks and a restraining order...
I kinda like the "C" word.. can't stand saying "pussy" I feel like an idiot.
growing up I wasn't allowed to say either twat or "c**t" as both are considered really really badly insulting.
And when I first moved here I did get the "lets get the american to say fanny" trick. you are all hilarious.
growing up I wasn't allowed to say either twat or "c**t" as both are considered really really badly insulting.
And when I first moved here I did get the "lets get the american to say fanny" trick. you are all hilarious.
Quote by Red(RHG)
I remember hearing the word c*nt and thinking it was just another slang word like flipping eck or whatever. On coming back from my mates it was my word of the week
'C*nt c*nt c*nt c*nt' and 'Oi ya c*nt get us a drink,' and similar
My mum stood it for about 1 day and quietly took me to one side and told me it was a really rude word
Cathy x
(I know what it is now tho
When still at school, I asked my mother how to spell bollock.
She proceeded to knock seven shades out of me. After she had managed to restrain herself from hitting me, she asked why I wanted to know......
Through fits of sobs, I managed to tell her "I have to state what a baby male cow is called".
I now know it is bullock.......but it is a word I will never forget
Dave_Notts
