Not a lot of people know this

31 Jul 2008

Quote by flower411
i cant swim....shhh

OOOOOOOO quick !!! somebody push im in lol

Don't worry Phuckers, my 'secret' is that i qualified as a lifeguard

31 Jul 2008

Earlier this month I received my Permanent Residence Visa to go and live in Australia!! cool

8-) 8-)

31 Jul 2008

i am a big film geek biggrin

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Earlier this month I received my Permanent Residence Visa to go and live in Australia!! 8-) 8-)

Need a wife? :rascal:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Earlier this month I received my Permanent Residence Visa to go and live in Australia!! 8-) 8-)

I'm sooooooo jealous!!! Good luck tho Sarge... smile

:)

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Earlier this month I received my Permanent Residence Visa to go and live in Australia!! 8-) 8-)

:thumbup: noice one Sheilah

get the barbie on :drinkies:
oh my name's Bruce, and so is his, and his, and hers :shock:
:lol2:

1 Aug 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i cant swim....shhh

OOOOOOOO quick !!! somebody push im in lol

Don't worry Phuckers, my 'secret' is that i qualified as a lifeguard
I got sacked from a pool lifeguard's job once in the early 80s, for shagging another lifeguard in the ladies changing room. Unfortunately when she orgasmed she had a muscle spasm in her leg, fell over, grabbed the side of the cubicle and it collapsed on both of us.
Well I think you had to be there biggrin

1 Aug 2008

I've been on Ready Steady Cook when Fern presented... innocent

1 Aug 2008

ooohh thats just reminded me missK... Rosemary Conley once came to our house to film a segment that Mr Bone was on, for this morning :shock:

1 Aug 2008

Joining a few others in the low blood pressure ?some wave

I have a habit which ive had since i was a baby and still do it redface

After an accident at the age of 14 i was never supposed to walk again :shock:
I am related by marraige to a member of girls aloud confused

nothing to abnormal then

1 Aug 2008

Quote by Peanut
i cant swim....shhh

OOOOOOOO quick !!! somebody push im in lol

Don't worry Phuckers, my 'secret' is that i qualified as a lifeguard
I got sacked from a pool lifeguard's job once in the early 80s, for shagging another lifeguard in the ladies changing room. Unfortunately when she orgasmed she had a muscle spasm in her leg, fell over, grabbed the side of the cubicle and it collapsed on both of us.
Well I think you had to be there biggrin

If i was we'd both be in trouble. me for being in the ladies and you for pervyness in front of a minor rotflmao

1 Aug 2008

I have unfeasibly long toes. I can't wear pointy shoes, but on the upside I can write my name quite legibly with a pencil clasped between the dextrous digits.

1 Aug 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I have unfeasibly long toes. I can't wear pointy shoes, but on the upside I can write my name quite legibly with a pencil clasped between the dextrous digits.

ooohhh get you mrs!!!! this I HAVE to see at the next munch :giggle:
AND
Im keeping you away from my toes Chezza :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

1 Aug 2008

Quote by Mrs Bonedigger wrote some stuff and then
Im keeping you away from my toes Chezza :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

you mean you won't let me sit on a chair, totally bladdered, not realising your tootsies were underneath the chair leg, and ruin your best shoes by punching a square hole in the leather this year?
Where's your sense of adventure, woman! lol

1 Aug 2008

i've performed at the Royal Albert Hall
Earthy xxx

1 Aug 2008

I get turned on by gay men shagging :shock: redface

(this it Donna btw) lol

1 Aug 2008

Quote by earthchild
i've performed at the Royal Albert Hall
Earthy xxx

How much was the bail afterwards? wink

1 Aug 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
i use both hands equally as well.

Ooh, a born swinger biggrin

1 Aug 2008

I got drunk once and phoned an ex workmate. Half way through the conversation (I don't know what pocessed me) I told her I wanted to give her one.
When I'd sobered up the next morning the full shock of what I'd done hit me. I straight away wrote her a note saying a really big sorry. A few weeks later we met up for lunch. I decided I'd not say anything about it unless she did.
Imagine how I felt when she said, " Thanks for your letter. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it wasn't me you phoned."
To this day I've got no idea who it was I called!

1 Aug 2008

Quote by Aristophanes
I got drunk once and phoned an ex workmate. Half way through the conversation (I don't know what pocessed me) I told her I wanted to give her one.
When I'd sobered up the next morning the full shock of what I'd done hit me. I straight away wrote her a note saying a really big sorry. A few weeks later we met up for lunch. I decided I'd not say anything about it unless she did.
Imagine how I felt when she said, " Thanks for your letter. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it wasn't me you phoned."
To this day I've got no idea who it was I called!

OMG :shock: that is sooooo me rolleyes

:cheers:

1 Aug 2008

As a kid, my mum used to threaten me by saying she would put me in a home with my ears pinned back if i misbehaved :cry:
Guess what happened when i was 12...............had a 2 week stint in hospital to get my ears pinned back lol

Luckily she never did put me in a home when i misbehaved biggrin

dee

2 Aug 2008

I'm walking backwards
for christmas
lp

2 Aug 2008

I have Lepidopterophobia- fear of butterflies & other horrid looking flying fiends.

2 Aug 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
I'm walking backwards
for christmas
lp

Ying-tong-iddle-i-po my good man

2 Aug 2008

but butterflies are pretty! lol