Not a lot of people know this

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Phuckers
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!
You'd have been flogging a dead horse with your buoyancy. One can't always win against nature I'm afraid.
It's bugging me now about the facts of why it's a negroid anatomy thing. Gonna have to do some reading now. Damn this trivia fascination and OCD.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut

So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

:wave: I do!
Heheheheh, giving the game away as to which decade one gained sentience eh dear? ;)
Same one as you? lol

31 Jul 2008

Quote by blonde
I once washed my ex-husbands socks in neat bleach

Sorry, I initially read that as cock and my eyes watered on his behalf.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!
Good luck Phuckers. Hope the lessons go well.
ah thank you Nola!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

:wave: I do!
Heheheheh, giving the game away as to which decade one gained sentience eh dear? ;)
Same one as you? lol

Every likelihood my dear biggrin

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
bagsy grab the i've got one bollock bigger than the other...
because it has permanent stitches in it.
got the scars to prove it

I have scars on both and stitches in both sad

Oh well boasting again? What happened to you? got caught in a rat trap?
I got a twisted sperm cord and the bollock swelled up and was agony for a while until I went into hospital.
Ooh, a torsion is no laughing matter. Actually it's an emergency thing for those that don't know. If it happens to you then phone 999 or get your ass to A&E if you want to keep your nut.
I delivered one to hospital once, his nutsack was the same size as a watermelon and the poor sod was in agony.
That's what they called it torsion. As I remember going under the anaesthetic. Got shaved before the op by a male nurse using a cut throat razor. OOH eeeer.
I still get twinges from it. But I've been okay for the last 40 years.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
Sorry, I initially read that as cock and my eyes watered on his behalf.

You're having a bit of a problem reading tonight, aren't you? That's two words you've misread. :shock:

31 Jul 2008

I was taught to swim by a Mr Salmon....
And I'm an ornithologist bolt

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
It's bugging me now about the facts of why it's a negroid anatomy thing. Gonna have to do some reading now. Damn this trivia fascination and OCD.

Apparently it is a buoyancy thing.
It also seems to be quite common in Hispanics too.

31 Jul 2008

I once had a job as a train station announcer.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

Sorry, I initially read that as cock and my eyes watered on his behalf.

You're having a bit of a problem reading tonight, aren't you? That's two words you've misread. :shock:
Firstly, the next optician who recommends varifocals is going to get a twat.
Secondly, sodding diabetes, fluctuating osmotic pressure of the aqueous humour (and maybe an excess of masturbating in my early years) along with too high a monitor resolution all conspire against me!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by MikeNorth
I once had a job as a train station announcer.

Strange, I actually understood that.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by MikeNorth
I once had a job as a train station announcer.

??????? you used to announce Train Stations?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
I once had a job as a train station announcer.

Strange, I actually understood that.
Of course you did, he wasn't announcing the arrival or departure of a train!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by blonde
I once had a job as a train station announcer.

??????? you used to announce Train Stations?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah, if the departing train was going to stop there. Huh huh. rolleyes

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
I once had a job as a train station announcer.

Strange, I actually understood that.
Of course you did, he wasn't announcing the arrival or departure of a train!
And how do you know where his computer is young lady? :P

31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
I once sang the "Shake'n'Vac" song live on local radio.

mmmm shake n vac woman-now she was fit!

31 Jul 2008

I have a huge lung capacity.
When I worked in the factory and got tested every year, the medics were always amazed, I always had to do it twice to confirm it.

31 Jul 2008

I have incredibly low blood pressure.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by splendid_
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Firelizard
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
mmm can we see if we can raise each other's ?

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Firelizard
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
Me three!

31 Jul 2008

Chezza baby, we saw you had big lungs in the photography thread if i remember rightly wink

:giggle:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
Me three!
a threesome. :twisted:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by splendid_
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
mmm can we see if we can raise each other's ?
Yep...mine's up already wink

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Chezza baby, we saw you had big lungs in the photography thread if i remember rightly :giggle:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by splendid_
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
Me three!
a threesome. :twisted:
Make that four! :rascal:
And to be even weirder, it would get lower during pregnancy. Go figure! rolleyes

31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
I have incredibly low blood pressure.

Oooh me too !!
Me three!
a threesome. :twisted:
Make that four! :rascal:
And to be even weirder, it would get lower during pregnancy. Go figure! rolleyes

Mine's lowish for my age, but not incredibly low, though I do have a very low resting pulse rate of around 55 (70-80 is normal).
Somehow I rather doubt that any men (and some women) around splendid, WW, CT and FL could manage to have incredibly low BPs due to their phoaaaawwwwwwrrrr factors.

31 Jul 2008

I have an A level in Archaeology.
You have no idea how useful that is in every day life. No - you're right - totally useless in every day life. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
But fun to do.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

I'm afraid I do... confused

:?
Good luck with your lessons Phuckers :smile:
Oh just remembered I nearly killed the ex-hubby with the mushrooms I'd picked :? :? He must have a strong constitution as he was extremely ill.