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Gets out her hairdryer and plugs it in....
Have you got him yet????
Shireen
xxx
GaggedByJags
Warming the Bed
Quote by shireen-steve
a, sure that she is not refering to the pics we never saw of NBJ doing very intimate things with a cucmber! :shock:

Bloody hell do I have to make sarnies as well now??? :shock: :shock:
Whispers to Jags that to get a cat fluffy he meeds to be washed first in water and bubbly bath, wine makes them sticky and therefore wont fluff up wink Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.
lhk
Jags
Sex God
WBB - welcome to the role of Chief Fluffer!!
Here kitty kitty - come to get that smelly fish washed off you!!
lol
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Jags
WBB - welcome to the role of Chief Fluffer!!
Here kitty kitty - come to get that smelly fish washed off you!!
lol

am not sure i appreciate "smelly fish" and "WBB-chief fluffer" being in the same sentence! :shock:
Unknown User
I got the towel ready!
and the Flea spray too!!!!!
GaggedByJags
Warming the Bed
Quote by Jags
WBB - welcome to the role of Chief Fluffer!!
Here kitty kitty - come to get that smelly fish washed off you!!
lol
Fishy smell? I wonder where that came from ? :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by GaggedByJags
Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.

Oh bugger.... Erm... Erm........ Where can I put this hairdryer??....
Throws the hairdryer down on the floor and races off to the kitchen......
Hang on.... :shock: :shock: Is this just a dastardly ploy to distract me???.... confused
Races back and picks up the hairdryer and awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy wink
Shireen
xxx
Jags
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB - welcome to the role of Chief Fluffer!!
Here kitty kitty - come to get that smelly fish washed off you!!
lol

am not sure i appreciate "smelly fish" and "WBB-chief fluffer" being in the same sentence! :shock:
They weren't even in the same PARAGRAPH WBB!!! - Are you wearing Ice Pie's lost retinas??? :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seamless segue of threads there!!!
Unknown User
Quote by shireen-steve
awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy wink
Shireen
xxx

That will be Jags then!
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Dawn - you're chief shampooer

I always was a bit of a scrubber :giggle:
Come to Momma little puddy cat lol
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
That will be Jags then!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy wink
Shireen
xxx

That will be Jags then!
:boo: :boo: :silly:
GaggedByJags
Warming the Bed
Quote by shireen-steve
Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.

Oh bugger.... Erm... Erm........ Where can I put this hairdryer??....
Throws the hairdryer down on the floor and races off to the kitchen......
Hang on.... :shock: :shock: Is this just a dastardly ploy to distract me???.... confused
Races back and picks up the hairdryer and awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy wink
Shireen
xxx lol Just the one?
Unknown User
Quote by GaggedByJags
lol Just the one?

I'd be bloody grateful if I got that!!.... :shock: :lol:
Shireen
xx
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
lol Just the one?

I'd be bloody grateful if I got that!!.... :shock: :lol:
Shireen
xx
aww hunny.. i dont have a spare pussy, but i have a dead mouse if thats any use?
Jags
Sex God
Quote by NaggedByJags
Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.

Oh bugger.... Erm... Erm........ Where can I put this hairdryer??....
Throws the hairdryer down on the floor and races off to the kitchen......
Hang on.... :shock: :shock: Is this just a dastardly ploy to distract me???.... confused
Races back and picks up the hairdryer and awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy wink
Shireen
xxx lol Just the one?
Think I may have promised him 200 - I know it was rash of me! biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by well_busty_babe
aww hunny.. i dont have a spare pussy, but i have a dead mouse if thats any use?

Erm....... Let me think about that for a minute..........
No ta WBB hun, nice of you to offer and all that but I think I have got enough what with my eldest daughter donating her dead hampster to my youngest daughter already... :shock: lol
Shireen
xxx
Now where is that bloody cat??.....
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
Think I may have promised him 200 - I know it was rash of me! biggrin

:shock: 200???..... Sheesh where are we gonna find 200 from?? dunno
Shireen
xxx
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Now where is that bloody cat??.....

I think I have a damp pussy between my legs dunno
Someone want to give me a hand here confused:
Dawn :silly:
GaggedByJags
Warming the Bed
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa
Oh fuck, I just noticed this was post 13
:eeek:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by GaggedByJags
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa


You DO remember Office Mendacity don't you???
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Where's Blue when she's needed????
Unknown User
Quote by Dawn_Mids
[Someone want to give me a hand here confused:

Oh noooooooooo Dawn!!..... smackbottom I'm trying to concentrate here!!....
Sneaks off on tippy toes whispering here pussy pussy....
Shireen
xxx
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Jags
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa


You DO remember Office Mendacity don't you???
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Where's Blue when she's needed????
blue will already be doing her worst.. i think she went to greedy girls night! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by shaggedByJags
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa

Did someone mention pussy? Keep this up and Fred will reappear on the forum rolleyes
lhk
Wilma
x x x x
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa

Did someone mention pussy? Keep this up and Fred will reappear on the forum rolleyes
lhk
Wilma
x x x x
fred will not be capable of growling.. he should still have his teeth stuck together with all the jelly babies he stole from me! evil
Jas_Tim
Sex God
I used to be a veterinary nurse, so I'm a dab hand at neutering :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well it's that or chief bow maker to make him pretty.................. I'll leave the choice to you lot biggrin :D :D
Jas
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Now where is that bloody cat??.....

I think I have a damp pussy between my legs dunno
Someone want to give me a hand here confused:
Dawn :silly:
On my way!
I'll give it a rub ...
well I do have the towel!
Jags
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa

Did someone mention pussy? Keep this up and Fred will reappear on the forum rolleyes
lhk
Wilma
x x x x
Now THAT would make the day just complete! Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess, I thank the BD that I've been blessed, with more than my share of a penis.
:happy: :happy:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
i have just recieved a pm informing me that my job as "chief fluffer" is nothing to do with making the hair nice! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have just recieved a pm informing me that my job as "chief fluffer" is nothing to do with making the hair nice! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Isn't it more to do with keeping a gentleman upstanding and ready for action dunno
Alex, only the one towel?
Dawn :silly: