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Hi, Just wanted to say hello. I am very new to all this and just wouldn't mind getting to chat to quite a few people.
Not gonna use the normal message from most newbie males on this forum of " Surrey male wanting a blow job this evening!"
Would just like to chat and get to know a few people!
thanks smile :) :)
:welcome:
Hope you find what/who you want :!: wink
So, you don't want a BJ this evening? :shock:
How rare.
Welcome, hun.
I suppose a fuck is out of the question then? sad
Williep - Will he pee? - late night boys toilet problem where you find yourself standing in the busy pub urinal - and you KNOW there is a queue and everyone is watching you - and suddenly all need to urinate leaves you! redface surprisedops:
lhk
Kat
Hi Willie wave
Welcome from me too biggrin Have fun!
Quote by KitKat
I suppose a fuck is out of the question then? sad
Williep - Will he pee? - late night boys toilet problem where you find yourself standing in the busy pub urinal - and you KNOW there is a queue and everyone is watching you - and suddenly all need to urinate leaves you! redface surprisedops:
lhk
Kat

Trust Kat to take the piss rolleyes
Mike.
Hello Newbie x
Hope you find everyone easy-going and fun to be with.
question though peeps, how do i get my pic small enough to be an avtar???
i can't seem to get my pictures small enough sad confused
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Hello Newbie x
Hope you find everyone easy-going and fun to be with.
question though peeps, how do i get my pic small enough to be an avtar???
i can't seem to get my pictures small enough sad confused

Try this program especially written for us by JQL, one of our techie members:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
good luck,
Mike.
You're welcome, Chaotic Spirit - that was quick. Glad I could help - especially as it's a lovely avatar pic. I like magnums too :P
Mike.
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You're welcome, Chaotic Spirit - that was quick. Glad I could help - especially as it's a lovely avatar pic. I like magnums too :P
Mike.

You can't beat magnums biggrin
Hi williep and Chaotic_Spirit,
warm cum to SwingingHeaven... lol
me newbie too
And :welcome: to you all from us
LadyFeeBee and the Laird
Amidst that hijack this afternoon I forgot to say welcome willie p, and to you, chaotic spirit. Hope you both enjoy it in here.
Mike.
MikeNorth
Loves his brackets (and can be stingy with em) cool
Has a bum made for biting :twisted:
Has relatives in Cornwall!
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MikeNorth
Loves his brackets (and can be stingy with em) cool
Has a bum made for biting :twisted:
Has relatives in Cornwall!

Oh good god :eeek: :shock: rolleyes redface surprisedops: :oops:
I'm in the wrong effin thread :shock: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Was sure I was in the '3 things you know about someone' thread :shock: :undecided:
Misschief - feeling smaller than a very small thing
Quote by MISSCHIEF
MikeNorth
Loves his brackets (and can be stingy with em) cool
Has a bum made for biting :twisted:
Has relatives in Cornwall!

Oh good god :eeek: :shock: rolleyes redface surprisedops: :oops:
I'm in the wrong effin thread :shock: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Was sure I was in the '3 things you know about someone' thread :shock: :undecided:
Bit early in the evening isn't it Misschief? !!! rotflmao kiss
Mike.
Quote by Vix
So, you don't want a BJ this evening? :shock:
How rare.
Welcome, hun.

Some men are not only after one thing :!: mad sad wink
shouldn't tar us all with the same brush (is that a kinky activity?)