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I haven't been brave enough to have mine waxed yet, but an ex and I were thinking of going to somewhere reputable and both being done. The reason was so that we could see how the professionals go about it so that we could try it ourselves the next time. (ie buy a home waxing kit and wax each other)
Why not phone one up and use that as an excuse?
Why not phone one up and use that as an excuse?
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Hi my fuck buddy Angie wants to have her pussy waxed but wants me to be able to watch etc. Does anyone know of a waxing place in Manchester area that allows that to happen. Please drop us a line with any places you know and have maybe tried
Not sure about Manchester, but we have Madame Tussaud's here in London...............
Slightly drifting off that subject.......
I'm interested in going smooth myself but aint waxing :shock:
Now I've trimmed the top half if you know what I mean with the clippers BUT when I tried it on my Balls FUCK did it hurt :shock:
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
I'm interested in going smooth myself but aint waxing :shock:
Now I've trimmed the top half if you know what I mean with the clippers BUT when I tried it on my Balls FUCK did it hurt :shock:
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
Sex God
I used hair removal creme on my down below bits,even though it does say on the instructions not to.
I must admit it was a bit tender but I prefer it to shaving,as I have a tendancy to butcher myself :shock:
someone did recommend the epilater and i think i will try that some stage.
I'm just bracing myself for it
I must admit it was a bit tender but I prefer it to shaving,as I have a tendancy to butcher myself :shock:
someone did recommend the epilater and i think i will try that some stage.
I'm just bracing myself for it
Quote by makaveli69
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
There's some very good advice in an old thread here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/83654.html
Be very careful with creams - use the wrong one and you could end up in the burns unit!
Sex God
I did a little test patch with the cream first
Couldnt resist, this is one of my all time favourite posts 
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Ah dear Warwick, if only you hadnt listened to poor advice then you wouldn't look as though you have put your pride and joy through the office shreader. I can tell you as someone who has kept himself in trim for a number of years, that some of the advice previousely posted will only add to your woes and that if you follow my routine, then you will never suffer again.
As you will have heard, the best possible place to perform the delicate art of gliding a stiff unforgiving object, (the razor) across a soft, mallable, non uniform, tender shape (yer nuts) is the shower. Completely wrong!
Now to my point. Do not shave your tadger and accesories in the shower (despite the general advice) because the increase temperature will have made them sag and be as easy to handle as unbeaten egg whites, no dear Warwick, get them as cold as possible and you will find that they are much easier to handle.
Can I suggest that the best place to shave your Gonads is in your local fast food shop. This is what you do:-
Pack your razor into your pocket along with no more than , drive down to your local Mc 'D' and purchase a happy meal. Exchange the standard coke for a thick shake or better still a slush puppy and ask them to serve your drink first and hold the bun. Take your thick shake and ensuring the coast is clear, nip into the toilets and after whipping the top off your drink, plunge your nuts into the thick shake, the severe cold will instanly make them shrink and tighten and therefore esier to handle and shave, you will have the added benefit that the thick liquid will act as a very passable shaving foam thus further aiding your quest.
You may encounter a problem with posture in the toilet as the cubicles are small, (they were not designed with shaving in mind) however if you sit on the pan with the lid down and put one foot up on the door bolt and stretch the other across to the giant loo roll holder, you will find yourself in a position where your legs are akimbo and your now shrunken gonads, exposed and as hard as a golf ball. Now your task is simple......shave away.
Once you have finished shaving, you should again plunge your gleaming sack into the cooling liquid which also acts as a balm. Dry yourself, dress yourself, replace your drinks lid and return to the counter to collect your meal. As you will see you have now killed two birds with one stone you have shaved and lunched at the same time. You may even have had the happy benefit of collecting a two for one voucher in which case you could take a freind on your next visit.
The choice to drink your drink, or to give it to a stranger, saying you are too full to drink it, is yours and really is dependant on your mood for the day.
P.S. remember to shower when you get home otherwise your meat and veg will remain Bannana flavoured.
I hope that my advice is of use to you and that you view your next trip to get an Egg Mcmuffin as not a chore but an oppurtunity.
that's a killer, ta Lilac for bringing in DaveJ's wisdom.... however, I may have to *beg to differ* with the good man....
although this may be purely in relation to my own scrotal temperature control so it may not apply to everyone. Maybe consider this more a word of warning, before plunging one's self into the chillier softdrinks end of the market.
My own sac-reaction would indeed be rapid, and very noticable, as davej describes... however, in my own experince, I find the surface of the said sac becomes wrinkled, in a very tight manner, giving a surface far from smooth in readyness for the blade... more akin to offroad terrain than autobahn, if you know what I mean....
I would recommend going the other route and purchasing a hot chocolate to immerse the nuts... and yes dave, the sac-nut-hand control may have to be more thought out... though the benefits will ultimately pay off! looser skin equals a more pliable/stretchable skin surface, ensuring better blade to ball-bag contact... and not leaving one with a sac that when seen in close-up looks more like an ariel photograph of 1950's countryside, with channels of unshaven pube representing hedgerows, whence they were never grazed by the blade, being hidden in deep rifts when the sac constricted once hit by cold fluid >thick and creamie, or icy and sweet aside<
I also have fears about the chosen fast food outlet for this epilatory experience... each to their own and all that... but surely youve the rumours what can wind up in Mac thses days, even though they have supposedly cleaned up their act?
Double McGanad with cheese?... no thanks!!!
One slip of the blade, and the spottie toilet attendant will have swept away your little treasures into the kitchens and grinders before you can scream....
now the co-operative... do they still have thier nice civilised tea-rooms?
so accomodating I found these little oasis' of calm in years gone by, that I'm sure if you were to ave a quick word with the checkout staff, they'd be more that happy to lend a helping hand... even hot towels, and a complimentary iced-finger once you emerge glowing a fresh from your cubicle.....
just a thought
lp
although this may be purely in relation to my own scrotal temperature control so it may not apply to everyone. Maybe consider this more a word of warning, before plunging one's self into the chillier softdrinks end of the market.
My own sac-reaction would indeed be rapid, and very noticable, as davej describes... however, in my own experince, I find the surface of the said sac becomes wrinkled, in a very tight manner, giving a surface far from smooth in readyness for the blade... more akin to offroad terrain than autobahn, if you know what I mean....
I would recommend going the other route and purchasing a hot chocolate to immerse the nuts... and yes dave, the sac-nut-hand control may have to be more thought out... though the benefits will ultimately pay off! looser skin equals a more pliable/stretchable skin surface, ensuring better blade to ball-bag contact... and not leaving one with a sac that when seen in close-up looks more like an ariel photograph of 1950's countryside, with channels of unshaven pube representing hedgerows, whence they were never grazed by the blade, being hidden in deep rifts when the sac constricted once hit by cold fluid >thick and creamie, or icy and sweet aside<
I also have fears about the chosen fast food outlet for this epilatory experience... each to their own and all that... but surely youve the rumours what can wind up in Mac thses days, even though they have supposedly cleaned up their act?
Double McGanad with cheese?... no thanks!!!
One slip of the blade, and the spottie toilet attendant will have swept away your little treasures into the kitchens and grinders before you can scream....
now the co-operative... do they still have thier nice civilised tea-rooms?
so accomodating I found these little oasis' of calm in years gone by, that I'm sure if you were to ave a quick word with the checkout staff, they'd be more that happy to lend a helping hand... even hot towels, and a complimentary iced-finger once you emerge glowing a fresh from your cubicle.....
just a thought
lp
Quote by hornyinslough
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
I've got an epilator and would be happy to help you out with the rest :shock:
If thats a genuine offer then I'd be glad of your help
Do you know how an epilator works?
I've got an epilator and would be happy to help you out with the rest :shock:
If thats a genuine offer then I'd be glad of your help
Quote by makaveli69
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
I've got an epilator and would be happy to help you out with the rest :shock:
If thats a genuine offer then I'd be glad of your help
Quote by makaveli69
I don't fancy using a razor blade down there and was wondering if hair removal cream is ok to use or is the area mentioned to sensitive for such creams??
I've got an epilator and would be happy to help you out with the rest :shock:
If thats a genuine offer then I'd be glad of your help
:laughabove:
You've never encountered an epilator, have you?
Sex God
Forget waxing altogether - and creams, epilators etc and get her a laser treatment course.
We had it done last year and it is fantastic. Smooth, soft, no spots, no irritation just lovely and soft. A few hairs do come back but they are really fine and easily got rid of with a bic and because they so fine there is no follicle to be seen and no post shave irritation.
It's expensive but well, well worth it
We had it done last year and it is fantastic. Smooth, soft, no spots, no irritation just lovely and soft. A few hairs do come back but they are really fine and easily got rid of with a bic and because they so fine there is no follicle to be seen and no post shave irritation.
It's expensive but well, well worth it
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Anytime, big boy :rascal:
Did makaveli69 run for the hills?
>>>>>>>Scuse the hijack- kiss led me astray. Again
If I had more time I'd carry out my laureate duties and pen you something naughty, but alas I'm at work so you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
And yes... sorry for the hijack...... Wenchy's atavar made me do it!
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