Note to all Mods and Admin - Do NOT lock this thread

10 Mar 2006

Quote by little gem
Morning Sheddy!
How about a Vac-U-Lock? :twisted:

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: bolt

Dippy, you couldn't have picked a more awful looking dong on that strapon! lol

Hideous isn't it? :lol: Still, he won't mind when I've got him trapped in Butter Wouldn't Melt corner.
Last Tango in Paris Sheddy? :lol: :twisted:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

You fookin sod I really thought i'd over stepped the mark

:smackbottom:
rotflmao

I have already tried to invoke Goodwins Law Mik.... Twice!!...... Didn't work though.... Cant say I didn't try for you wink

Shireen
xxx

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I have already tried to invoke Goodwins Law Mik.... Twice!!...... Didn't work though.... Cant say I didn't try for you
Shireen
xxx

Well thats why I couldn't understand he'd deleted it redface

I wish he'd go back to being a one line enigma he was so much easier to handle then. lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
I was sat here gobsmacked and a tad guilty you'll pay for this Sarge mark my word's :lol:

For those that don't know what Mik is talking about (and let's face it that's usually all of us!!) I took this thread for a walk around SH Towers for 45 minutes so that he thought it had been deleted!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Else where mik69
120 mile round trip for me :shock: really must learn to read a map better as it's actually only 5 streets away

I can top that i've just run a route planner thingyme jig :? and it would appear that soon i'm driving a 140 miles round trip for a chat and coffee with someone. :? Mind you said it before and i'll say it again I enjoy making friends as much as anything else. biggrin

Which means i'll have no quams about driving a hell of a lot less to get my own back on a cocky MOD

:smackbottom: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I am crying with laughter

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

10 Mar 2006

Who changed my fookin thread title as well evil

:evil: :evil: Right i'm off to use the search button to drag up all your darkest secrets on here :twisted: :twisted:

10 Mar 2006

AAWWW i've just read and bookmarked The Sarge's first ever post :twisted: he's all shy and coy just like a new kid at school lol

He'd better tow the line now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Who changed my fookin thread title as well :evil: :evil: Right i'm off to use the search button to drag up all your darkest secrets on here :twisted: :twisted:

It was Sarge, I know it was because it would never ever be me :angel:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
AAWWW i've just read and bookmarked The Sarge's first ever post :twisted: he's all shy and coy just like a new kid at school He'd better tow the line now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's been quoted on here many times!! confused

:? :?

ops: :oops: :oops:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
mik i think you have finally lost the plot hunthen again i don't think you ever had it to lose :giggle:
I reread it all last night and some peoples contributions are fookin hilarious But as it done with now it just leaves me one last thing to say to meake sure I reach my goal.

HITLER :smug: my work here is done

In edit from :- Medic1
I can not let an innocent man take all the blame for this.
Attached is a link to a pm from me to Mik69 and his reply.>>>>>>>>>>

Quote by mik69
Is that the shed "Hitler" lived in for a while :lol:
Invoke Godwins Law. It might work but ffs do not say I said so :lol:
Phredd (down in the dungeon out of harms way)

Yep it worked well sort of :-| within seconds of the H word being posted the thread was deleted banghead

Oh well a black mark against my name then wink

Mike
In all fairness I was the instigator.
Sorry Mik mate
phredd

10 Mar 2006

Some days I just love this place!!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

10 Mar 2006

Is what your telling me Phredd that i've been had, set up, duped even confused

well you rotten bunch of scoundrels lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh and Dawn of course it wasn't you who changed the title your far to nice. Even if it was it's still more fun to blame The Sarge :lol:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Is what your telling me Phredd that i've been had, set up, duped even well you rotten bunch of scoundrels :lol: :lol: :lol:
NO YOU FOOL = I WAS THE INSTIGATOR OF THE "H" WORD
Oh and Dawn of course it wasn't you who changed the title your far to nice. Even if it was it's still more fun to blame The Sarge :lol:

Phredd

10 Mar 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This thread has to be counted among the SH classics
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship:

10 Mar 2006

Oh sod it this place is turning me loopy another week or so and i'll be just like the rest of you :silly: lol

:lol:

10 Mar 2006

Ohhhhhhh
So you want to join the gang and be a SH nutter?? lol

10 Mar 2006

Aaahhhh but Sarah he cant become one of the gang until he has a thread locked wink

Shireen
xxx

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Aaahhhh but Sarah he cant become one of the gang until he has a thread locked

Yes that's right!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oih!! Mik !!! confused

:? :? :? :?
SPLITTER!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Aaahhhh but Sarah he cant become one of the gang until he has a thread locked

Shireen
xxx

Like me you mean??

:rotflmao: :bolt:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Like me you mean?? :rotflmao:

And me :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

10 Mar 2006

I remember the time, when I not only had a thread locked, it was deleted AND I had a phone call about it from one of the Mods all in the space of about 5 mins!! plus about 5 pm's from others who were logged in at the time.
:shock:
I guess that must be some sort of a record. lol

:lol: :lol:
And no I hadn't broken the AUP.

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
I remember the time, when I not only had a thread locked, it was deleted AND I had a phone call about it from one of the Mods all in the space of about 5 mins!! plus about 5 pm's from others who were logged in at the time.
:shock:
I guess that must be some sort of a record. :lol: :lol:
And no I hadn't broken the AUP.

wow would love to of known how you pulled that one of and what it was about :lol:
shaz x

10 Mar 2006

Ok I'll be back in 10 minutes to lock this thread so please finish whatever it is you want to post rolleyes

10 Mar 2006

In a locked thread!

Quote by Sgt Bilko
See - Even I have had a thread locked!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

hahahaha i pissed myself at that one, well done Sarge pmsl lol

:lol:
see sheddy, even a mod can have a locked thread :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73728.html
shaz xxx

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ok I'll be back in 10 minutes to lock this thread so please finish whatever it is you want to post

thank god... i thought i was going to have to name every bad german, russian and japanese person in world war 2 to get the thread locked
sean

10 Mar 2006

""Swinging Heaven Press Release""
" THE GATHERING OF THE MOD'S"
A gathering of Mods and guests arriving at Swinging Heaven Towers Acadomy Awards for the greeting of Mik69 aka The Shed into the "Gang". >>>>>>>>

Mik69 can be seen bottom right in the white shirt, (no decorum that man).
It has been another Red Carpet day at SH Towers, evening dress, swinging attire and shorts the dress of the day.
No other day like this has been recorded since Corpral Bilko was promoted to his present rank of Sergeant.
Your reporter for this was :- Phredd Scroobs, SH Press Office.

10 Mar 2006

I can't lock it now Phredd has gone to all that effort to make that post rolleyes

Sorry Sheddy kiss

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
SPLITTER!!!!!!!!

Was that splitter or splinter confused

*wonders what Sarge is doing with the shed to get splinters :shock:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady

SPLITTER!!!!!!!!

Was that splitter or splinter confused

*wonders what Sarge is doing with the shed to get splinters :shock:
I just had a thought about that **shudder**. Excuse me while I go lie down in a darkened room
bolt

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I can't lock it now Phredd has gone to all that effort to make that post
Sorry Sheddy

Yes you bloody well can :shock: pretty please with sugar on it, i'll even give in to the every demand of any female of the forum :kiss: just please lock the fookin thing. smile

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Yes you bloody well can :shock: pretty please with sugar on it, i'll even give in to the every demand of any female of the forum just please lock the fookin thing.

Oh My God
What do you reckon ladies.......SexyShed should pm us all with details of what he would like to do with each and everyone of us PLUS pictures :giggle: