Note to all Mods and Admin - Do NOT lock this thread

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Mik mate there is one way to get your thread lock virginity sorted :-
I will be very very dangerous so on your own shoulders be it
Get some fool to invoke a certain law
Now I said that to you in private as a friend so keep it to yourself.
Phredd

now fred, you seem to have overlooked a few other methods.
1. Ask if your cock is big enough
2. complain about lack of response from your 1 line ad
3. enquire how to get the wife swinging
4. enquire how to get the wife to take it up the ass
5. rant about the site being bolox and we don't deserve to have you even though you've already left to join the site where ladies are desperate for your throbbing tool
can't remember the others, feel free to fill in the gaps

6 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mik mate there is one way to get your thread lock virginity sorted :-
I will be very very dangerous so on your own shoulders be it
Get some fool to invoke a certain law
Now I said that to you in private as a friend so keep it to yourself.
Phredd

now fred, you seem to have overlooked a few other methods.
1. Ask if your cock is big enough
2. complain about lack of response from your 1 line ad
3. enquire how to get the wife swinging
4. enquire how to get the wife to take it up the ass
5. rant about the site being bolox and we don't deserve to have you even though you've already left to join the site where ladies are desperate for your throbbing tool
can't remember the others, feel free to fill in the gaps
Meaty mate I was going for the shure-fire way lol
Its no good pussyfooting about if the Mods are taking no notice.
phredd

6 Mar 2006

Well ( Shhh now) you could always try something for the weekend!!!! Very good stuff from what I'm told. Interesting Shaped little thing Against the rules as I can verify. Great if you suffer nerves And bound to get you locked as quick as sarge can find my posts.........
But then again I wouldn't......... lol

Mike x

6 Mar 2006

or indeed, as quick as davej sees it

6 Mar 2006

But Davej, I paid you a fiver not to lock this thread,

6 Mar 2006

yes you did but it was one out of a monopoly set ya cheap skate

6 Mar 2006

thats five P.M's of complaint fired off to admin
rotflmao

as you were troops, we aint givin mik anything just yet.

6 Mar 2006

I have just spotted a Post without one "LOL" in it.

6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
yes you did but it was one out of a monopoly set ya cheap skate

But you never said it had to be the real stuff, how was I suposed to know you meant the real stuff!
Bloody men!
wink

6 Mar 2006

just :giveup: this thread isn't gonna get locked

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I have just spotted a Post without one "LOL" in it.

now that is serious.....let me consult with an esteemed, knowledgeable and astute colleague...
...Scratch that there isn't one logged on.
does anyone know if posting without sticking LOL on is against a rule?

6 Mar 2006

I fookin give up davej i'm on the way confused

with a blank cheque for you also i'm off to find the missing LOL lol

and to join a forum where they apriciate rudeness. :shock:
Mik69 No longer on strike as they don't even pay attention to him then. sad

6 Mar 2006

I am off to the meat room for a while>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bye for now
phredd

6 Mar 2006

I've got a room? why have i not been informed of this and can i charge you all rent???

6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
Dawn brought two off me, something about shackles and bedsteads, fucked if I know what she's on about

I still have them Dave but they are used?
I don't know if it is possible to re-use the locks, is it dunno

6 Mar 2006

What happens if I say Hitler?? dunno

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

i woud've helped ye mik........but sadly it's passed it's use by date

lol

6 Mar 2006

See now look what you've all done Dracae is here with his sureal humour bet you wish you'd locked it now lol

Seriously good work my friend keep it up. :shock:

6 Mar 2006

OK Sheddy you asked for it :twisted:
Where's me feckin keys gone ............................... confused

:shock:

6 Mar 2006

In your pocket st3v3... Want me to get them :rascal: :rascal:
Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by st3v3
OK Sheddy you asked for it :twisted:

:scared: Fook me where did the boss sneak in from :shock:
I really do give up now christ I was even causing drunken antics in the chatroom sticky the other night and he still won't lock me banghead

I'm off to write a stern letter to my local councilor about this. A man deserves the right to demand a lock confused

6 Mar 2006

I was trying to figure out wtf this thread is all about but now I've completely lost the plot and going for a lie down rotflmao

6 Mar 2006

Humour is rife again......... Life is grand!!
Now where is that 'R' I lost??
Mike xx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Humour is rife again......... Life is grand!!
Now where is that 'R' I lost??
Mike xx

dunno go ask johnathon ross...although it might just take a while

6 Mar 2006

Quote by st3v3
OK Sheddy you asked for it :twisted:
Where's me feckin keys gone ............................... :shock:

Thats the second time tonight I'm spat tea over my laptop.
St3v3, can I pay the to get Mik's name changed to Sheddy rotflmao

6 Mar 2006

Mik?
actually, how big is your cock? :shock:
Now watch it get locked wink

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
St3v3, can I pay the to get Mik's name changed to Sheddy

Now you mention it I was thinking of changing it smile

6 Mar 2006

pmsl@ dawnie
(but trying not to as throat killing me)

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
St3v3, can I pay the to get Mik's name changed to Sheddy

that is forbidden poor old shedman might get confused

6 Mar 2006

Quote by st3v3

St3v3, can I pay the to get Mik's name changed to Sheddy

that is forbidden poor old shedman might get confused
Wooooohhhhhhhooooooooo Steve you really are getting into this spanking thing :giggle:
I so love being told off for bad behaviour :rascal:

Are you sure?