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Quite enjoying this thinly disguised excuse to perve :rascal:
Les x
You and me both Les
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Quote by celestria
Quite enjoying this thinly disguised excuse to perve :rascal:
Les x
You and me both Les
:giggle: make that 3!
I don't envy the mods their job having to check the ads constantly, my goodness aren't there some muppets!!!
Having said that I've also found some really really good ads out there, that alot of the muppets would do well to read and take note of.
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I don't think I've ever noticed a dodgy ad.
Besides I never perve at the ads!!
But I'll go and have a look now...... oooops the footie's about to start!!
Wimp.
Well having established me 'wimp' status, I did have a look. I found a guy who was 6'-0" in his profile but 6'-3" in his Ad.
Now what I want to know is does that constitute a dodgy Ad? Anyone who can grow 3 inches between a profile and an Ad is remarkable!!
I suppose it'd only be a crime if he was 6" in his profile and 9" in his Ad !!!! :giggle:
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Master of Sex
Quote by Jags
Search words:
photography
poppers
swap panties
48DD
zero
sven
Jags, probably a dumb question - why are the above in the list? I'm happy to help out but just want to be sure of what I'm looking for and why. Thanks!!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Well having established me 'wimp' status, I did have a look. I found a guy who was 6'-0" in his profile but 6'-3" in his Ad.
Now what I want to know is does that constitute a dodgy Ad? Anyone who can grow 3 inches between a profile and an Ad is remarkable!!
I suppose it'd only be a crime if he was 6" in his profile and 9" in his Ad !!!! :giggle:
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No tune, telling porkies about your height is only an issue for members who are looking to audition for their local Snow White panto at christmas and might well fuck up the overal look of the show if they swagger around with a pick on their shoulders shouting the odd " Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hooooooooo" and are several inches taller than they declared.
Quote by davej
Well having established me 'wimp' status, I did have a look. I found a guy who was 6'-0" in his profile but 6'-3" in his Ad.
Now what I want to know is does that constitute a dodgy Ad? Anyone who can grow 3 inches between a profile and an Ad is remarkable!!
I suppose it'd only be a crime if he was 6" in his profile and 9" in his Ad !!!! :giggle:
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No tune, telling porkies about your height is only an issue for members who are looking to audition for their local Snow White panto at christmas and might well fuck up the overal look of the show if they swagger around with a pick on their shoulders shouting the odd " Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hooooooooo" and are several inches taller than they declared.
Feck me ............ Humour at last lol.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Mike
Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
Search words:
photography - not allowed to advertise photography services
poppers - the drugs thing
swap panties
48DD
zero - hidden phone numbers
sven - see above
Jags, probably a dumb question - why are the above in the list? I'm happy to help out but just want to be sure of what I'm looking for and why. Thanks!!
not sure about the other two though
Master of Sex
Thanks Celestria - I went back and re-read through the AUP again after your reply so I'm refreshed on those issues again.
Much appreciated
Much appreciated
:lol2:Quote by celestria
Search words:
photography - not allowed to advertise photography services
poppers - the drugs thing
swap panties
48DD
zero - hidden phone numbers
sven - see above
Jags, probably a dumb question - why are the above in the list? I'm happy to help out but just want to be sure of what I'm looking for and why. Thanks!!
not sure about the other two though
Hi.. been away!
48DD cos there's some plonker been banned approx 12 times who is most probably a comerical sex worker! And 'swap panties' cos there are loads of ploners who think it's OK to use this site to swap their wife/girlfriend/insert nearest and dearest female relative's used panties!
:x LOADS of reports coming in - thanks folks! Your efforts are certainly appreciated.
Sex God
Quote by davej
Well having established me 'wimp' status, I did have a look. I found a guy who was 6'-0" in his profile but 6'-3" in his Ad.
Now what I want to know is does that constitute a dodgy Ad? Anyone who can grow 3 inches between a profile and an Ad is remarkable!!
I suppose it'd only be a crime if he was 6" in his profile and 9" in his Ad !!!! :giggle:
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No tune, telling porkies about your height is only an issue for members who are looking to audition for their local Snow White panto at christmas and might well fuck up the overal look of the show if they swagger around with a pick on their shoulders shouting the odd " Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hooooooooo" and are several inches taller than they declared.
Yeah but if he is that short and his dangly bits are 3 inches longer then advertised the whole show would be a bit of a drag ( 
- sorry!). I think we need to be told.Any ladies care to join me on the casting couch?? :twisted:
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Quote by Jags
Just a really big thanks to the many many members who have been reporting ads like crazy recently. It's certainly made a big difference to the site.
:inlove: :inlove:
I don't know who you mean! 8-)
And I know I must hold the record for the oldest ad reported.... I just need official Jags conformation.
Quote by Kiss_Me
Just a really big thanks to the many many members who have been reporting ads like crazy recently. It's certainly made a big difference to the site.
:inlove: :inlove:
I don't know who you mean! 8-)
And I know I must hold the record for the oldest ad reported.... I just need official Jags conformation.
I am happy to confirm this!
:roll: Now let's see who can get the 'newest' ad??? :lol:
:P
Quote by Jags
Just a really big thanks to the many many members who have been reporting ads like crazy recently. It's certainly made a big difference to the site.
:inlove: :inlove:
And a big thanks to you for spending so much of your free time editing them. And for everything else you do to make this place what it is.
YouM'lady are the one that makes the big difference
Quote by Jags
I don't know who you mean! 8-)
And I know I must hold the record for the oldest ad reported.... I just need official Jags conformation.
I am happy to confirm this!
:roll: Now let's see who can get the 'newest' ad??? :lol:
:P
Hey I must have that one too... when the cafe is quiet I look at the latest ads... as Phredd says I'm a SH (Tor)Mentor!
(where have you been by the way - I miss flirting with you!
) Quote by Kiss_Me
(where have you been by the way - I miss flirting with you!
Been away, been working and been with friends. Just sometimes I need a break but been in every morning to sweep up the lots and lots of lovely reports - and a couple of evenings too. It's the comments which keep me going back in to see who's been reporting what and what they've got to say.
Just had a guy who reported himself cos his address was defunct!
:wink:
Quote by Jags
Been away, been working and been with friends. Just sometimes I need a break but been in every morning to sweep up the lots and lots of lovely reports - and a couple of evenings too. It's the comments which keep me going back in to see who's been reporting what and what they've got to say.
Just had a guy who reported himself cos his address was defunct!
Welcome back I've missed you :inlove:
Quote by sheddy
Been away, been working and been with friends. Just sometimes I need a break but been in every morning to sweep up the lots and lots of lovely reports - and a couple of evenings too. It's the comments which keep me going back in to see who's been reporting what and what they've got to say.
Just had a guy who reported himself cos his address was defunct!
Welcome back I've missed you :inlove:
Missed you too... :love: Don't get told off for flirting!!
:silly:
Just want to ad that the WHOLE team of Mods are working as hard as each other to keep this site clean and tidy and TTTT free. Not just me.
:inlove:
Quote by Jags
Just want to ad that the WHOLE team of Mods are working as hard as each other to keep this site clean and tidy and TTTT free. Not just me.
:inlove:
OK I know I'm still a relative noob and all that, but what the hell does that mean? Seen it bandied about several times over the last few weeks attributed to the lovely Jags and thicko here still can't work it out... answers on a postcard to the usual pm... or here even
Quote by celestria
Just want to ad that the WHOLE team of Mods are working as hard as each other to keep this site clean and tidy and TTTT free. Not just me.
:inlove:
OK I know I'm still a relative noob and all that, but what the hell does that mean? Seen it bandied about several times over the last few weeks attributed to the lovely Jags and thicko here still can't work it out... answers on a postcard to the usual pm... or here even
TTTT = Twits, twats, tossers & turds :lol:
Quote by sheddy
Just want to ad that the WHOLE team of Mods are working as hard as each other to keep this site clean and tidy and TTTT free. Not just me.
:inlove:
OK I know I'm still a relative noob and all that, but what the hell does that mean? Seen it bandied about several times over the last few weeks attributed to the lovely Jags and thicko here still can't work it out... answers on a postcard to the usual pm... or here even
TTTT = Twits, twats, tossers & turds :lol:
Ahhh suddenly the fog clears... ta shedster
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Besides she's not about so ssshhhhh :uhoh:
yeah but i'm home now hun...........and i've caught ya!
Quote by Kiss_Me
I don't know who you mean! 8-)
And I know I must hold the record for the oldest ad reported.... I just need official Jags conformation.
I am happy to confirm this!
:roll: Now let's see who can get the 'newest' ad??? :lol:
:P
Hey I must have that one too... when the cafe is quiet I look at the latest ads... as Phredd says I'm a SH (Tor)Mentor!
(where have you been by the way - I miss flirting with you!
)Ok let me justify my sad behaviour first! :lol: The cafe is SO quiet and a couple of the threads are too :scared: to post in so I was left with no other option but to check the latest ads!
You know I'm never going to turn my back on a challenge (or Meaty for that matter) but I am happy to say that I reported several ads this morning that were only 4 minutes old! :smug:
It seems that the newest ads are only ever a maximum of 4 minutes old so therefore I am the champion! :lol: (In a Mutley voice "Where's ma medal?... where's ma medal?")
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
I don't know who you mean! 8-)
And I know I must hold the record for the oldest ad reported.... I just need official Jags conformation.
I am happy to confirm this!
:roll: Now let's see who can get the 'newest' ad??? :lol:
:P
Hey I must have that one too... when the cafe is quiet I look at the latest ads... as Phredd says I'm a SH (Tor)Mentor!
(where have you been by the way - I miss flirting with you!
)Ok let me justify my sad behaviour first! :lol: The cafe is SO quiet and a couple of the threads are too :scared: to post in so I was left with no other option but to check the latest ads!
You know I'm never going to turn my back on a challenge (or Meaty for that matter) but I am happy to say that I reported several ads this morning that were only 4 minutes old! :smug:
It seems that the newest ads are only ever a maximum of 4 minutes old so therefore I am the champion! :lol: (In a Mutley voice "Where's ma medal?... where's ma medal?")
Kiss-me
Maybe it is time for you to go out for a walk or something, before either you get RSI or your key board goes on stike!!
:lol: :lol:
