nottingham munch

5 Aug 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Anyone got a bushy red wig that DB can wear at the next munch lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Aug 2005

Maybe we should all turn up in red wigs and do TT impersonations, just save DB for the grand finale lol

5 Aug 2005

Ice ............... that is brill ................. I even sung it to myself .......lol .......... u make me laugh
I bet I am not the only one who did that either
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

5 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Maybe we should all turn up in red wigs and do TT impersonations, just save DB for the grand finale

Make a good excuse for the next venue ... no longer it's a n adult site that we all belong too .... it's a "TT appreciation society" ...
C x

5 Aug 2005

Or if Tina's not your style...
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the forum VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a mod, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other mods
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A serial PMer like me
Can learn to be human too
Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of woman's red fire
Now don't try to kid me, forum
I made a deal with you
What I desire is woman's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, forum
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of woman's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Walk like DB, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone who will shag me!

5 Aug 2005

Or...
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
I looked over Forums and what did I see,
Cumming when I take you home
A band of Munchers comin' after me,
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
If you get there before I do,
Cumming when I take you home
Just tell my friends that they can come too!
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
It's sometimes up and sometimes down!
Cumming when I take you home
But still my soul's Swinging Heaven bound
Cumming when I take you home

5 Aug 2005

I'm on a roll now!...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in Heaven girls cum first
We'll make Heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come on-line
And the world's alive
With the sound of clicking
On the keyboard top
When you walk into the munch
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of posts...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
When I feel alone
I PM for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at the PC
I see your post
And it carries me...
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
I'm on a roll now!...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in Heaven girls cum first
We'll make Heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come on-line
And the world's alive
With the sound of clicking
On the keyboard top
When you walk into the munch
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of posts...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
When I feel alone
I PM for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at the PC
I see your post
And it carries me...
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth

Class

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

5 Aug 2005

What a wonderful night.
Thank you to the wonderful organisers biggrin

It was great to meet old friends and new.
We still haven't made it home yet but hopefully we will today.
See you all again soon.
Gill & Del x

5 Aug 2005

You are all such very bad bad people ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm a bit late with this redface

As usual I had a complete blast.
No names and stuff, just a massive and Thank You to everybody there.
Don't they just get better and betterer ????
And do you find it as heart-warming as I, to see the newer, first time munchers go from "caught in the headlights" to chilled out. relaxed and joining in ???
I've just called in at "the venue" this afternoon to check that they were as happy about it all as I was.

You lot are welcome back anytime.
We would have you every week.
I only wish all parties of that size were as well behaved ! ! ! !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh - Someone left behind a pair of long black rubbery type gloves. Carla springs to mind.
I have them.
I think I said this somewhere else recently but -
Ice Pie - really - Yoo da man ! ! ! !
Btw - the " heels" and karaoke thing - Nota good idea.
Well - Maybe the heels surprised

ops:
But I would possibly quite literally piss my pants if someone with a decent voice(s) did do Ice's song. I don't think many of you have seen me "giggling like a girl" :oops:
19 pages and nearly a week later - must have been a gud 'un wink

5 Aug 2005

I think all of the songs should be put in the poetry section as well. (is that allowed?)

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
I think all of the songs should be put in the poetry section as well. (is that allowed?)

Must be allowed. This is incredible. When there were great events in the past all the bards and minstrels would strike up to record the occurrence. I'd never believe that the Notts munch would spawn such things. I'm going to write an historic account called the Nottysey. (shit sorry!)
The Notts munch - yup - my first - still caught in the headlights me Dammie!

5 Aug 2005

Apologies to everyone for not making it to the Nottingham Munch.
glad you all seem to have had a whale of a time though! smile

Gem. x

5 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
Apologies to everyone for not making it to the Nottingham Munch.
glad you all seem to have had a whale of a time though!
Gem. x

Gem
What I want to know, is have you read all 19 pages of this thread lol

:lol:
Welcome back and I hope you had a good trip

5 Aug 2005

Not all 19 pages yet! redface

5 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
Apologies to everyone for not making it to the Nottingham Munch.

Hmmmm, I'm not sure. Shall we forgive them?
Oh alright then.
Your absence was noted with much wailing and gnashing of teeth. lol

Hope you're well and that you're not too disappointed about missing an absolutely incredifab munch, not that I'm trying to rub it in or anything. kiss

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Apologies to everyone for not making it to the Nottingham Munch.

Hmmmm, I'm not sure. Shall we forgive them?
Oh alright then.
Your absence was noted with much wailing and gnashing of teeth. lol

Hope you're well and that you're not too disappointed about missing an absolutely incredifab munch, not that I'm trying to rub it in or anything. kiss

Give the poor lass a break, people, she must have been too busy trying to catch up with the Northern monkey, or springing him out of jail! :lol: wink

5 Aug 2005

Ice Pie
Rub a bit hard please lol

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Ice Pie
Rub a bit hard please

Certainly.
Which bit? :twisted:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Give the poor lass a break, people, she must have been too busy trying to catch up with the Northern monkey, or springing him out of jail!

OMG :shock:
So you're the stalker! :shock:
Shhhh, dont tell anyone, but the trail the northern monkey made dragged me half way across europe, three quarters of the way above my overdraught limit, 8 flights and a 12 hour coach journey and he is still at large out there somewhere. redface

Gem. x - not to be hired as a private detective!
(Ice, rub it in a little bit more for me please?! I'm sure just how much fun you all had so I might need some more details! ;) )

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ice Pie
Rub a bit hard please

Certainly.
Which bit? :twisted:
Has to ask rolleyes

Hehe ;)

5 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem

Give the poor lass a break, people, she must have been too busy trying to catch up with the Northern monkey, or springing him out of jail!

OMG :shock:
So you're the stalker! :shock:
Shhhh, dont tell anyone, but the trail the northern monkey made dragged me half way across europe, three quarters of the way above my overdraught limit, 8 flights and a 12 hour coach journey and he is still at large out there somewhere. redface

Gem. x - not to be hired as a private detective!
(Ice, rub it in a little bit more for me please?! I'm sure just how much fun you all had so I might need some more details! ;) )
What does he like? Put a brew on, or crack opoen a can of his favourite beer, do a bacon sarnie - when he smells any of that, he'll make his own way home rolleyes

:lol:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
(Ice, rub it in a little bit more for me please?! I'm sure just how much fun you all had so I might need some more details! ;) )

Well, it was a truly star-studded gathering. Everyone was there - Tina Turner, Bruce Lee, The Smurfs, I mean just everyone. rotflmao

5 Aug 2005

Who says I want him to come home???!!!
lol

;)
Anyway we all know he has another in his life who no longer goes by the name of Stella, but is now known as Morrison's Cheapest Lager.
:twisted:
ICE PIE! The Smurffs???

5 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
ICE PIE! The Smurffs???

Tis true, gem! It was staggering to see them in attendance lol

5 Aug 2005

Complete with Papa smurf, but he went fairly quickly smile

5 Aug 2005

I have just caught up with this and it is hilarious - we have IcePie and MrDiscreet as the SH songwriters and we've all heard the various singing talents on here so what's next?
SH the Album?

6 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross
The other thing I'd like to know is who's the one who had the bluddy headcold on Saturday. I've got a raging sore throat and an absolute streamer now. Always said we were a generous bunch - like to share things around.

Yep, I suffered too. Until Friday. Lack of sleep and energy I'm sure didn't help. Definitely smackbottom: in order for the culprit. biggrin

:shock:
I didn't even snog anyone (well, I mean properly... - no tongues at least)
I've only just caught up from page 11 here... Been so busy working and commuting (new-ish job) I haven't had time to catch up. God it took some reading. Great songs/poems

6 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
so what's next?
SH the Album?

"Sgt BILKOS HORNY TARTS CLUB BAND" ?
I'm just thinking of the album cover. rotflmao

6 Aug 2005

Quote by breezer
The other thing I'd like to know is who's the one who had the bluddy headcold on Saturday. I've got a raging sore throat and an absolute streamer now. Always said we were a generous bunch - like to share things around.

Yep, I suffered too. Until Friday. Lack of sleep and energy I'm sure didn't help. Definitely smackbottom: in order for the culprit. biggrin

:shock:
I didn't even snog anyone (well, I mean properly... - no tongues at least)
I've only just caught up from page 11 here... Been so busy working and commuting (new-ish job) I haven't had time to catch up. God it took some reading. Great songs/poems
Err a multi-coloured cock (chicken version) has already owned up. Glad you've got over yours - I'm still suffering - old age methinks.