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NOTTS MUNCH!!! thanks to Steve and Claire

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Vix,that corset looked amazing and if you need your ribs kissing better then im sure that youll have loads of offers wink
I still havent bloody recovered as yet :shock: Who's idea was it to have a munch the weekend before i start me new job :doh:
I know I'm going to mis names out (and spell them wrong....), so my appologies in advance redface
I got home about 4ish, then raided the fridge for some cold pizza (Don't know how long it had been there, but damn it tasted wonderfull, lol) then fell asleep till 3ish :shock: Made laddo tea, then slobbed the rest of the time on the sofa, lol.
My many thanks goes to Clair and Steve for getting things together... fantastic night, and so lovely to see so many faces I've seen post on here, a damn good turnout and event.
Vix n Reese, mmmmm yummylicious biggrin was great to see you both finall. Vix any time you want your hand moved out the way repeatedly let met know wink Reese, I've seen polevaulters with shorter poles loland loved the purple "pajamas, :wink: " I think the bar staff in the hotel were gobsmacked and thats why they gave you a pint of wine :wink: hehehe.
VenusnMars, great to see you both again... and really surprisedops: that I couldn't remember your names dispite having spent ages talking to you at the mini-munch about pegs and rope and things, lol, and I think that Mars had the lighter in his hand :wink:
Cheeky n the dragon, I ment to chat to you some more after our initial chat at the bar confused
WibblyWobbly, hehehehe I don't think i've seen a guys face loose its colour so quickly with such a shocked sphincter tighting expression on his face before :lol: especially when i said you could have hit it with a sledge hammer and not felt it :lol: :lol: :lol: Was great talking to you both, we must do it again :-)
Calista and moribus... lovely to meet and chat to you, we will have to get together and continue our discussion on the clubs and events in the area :-)
tallnhairy, what can I say :lol: never has an addi been so appropriate :lol: cracking lad.
Jas-Tim glad I was of help with that advert, she was one of my first models cool :lol: If you ever fancy a pub crawl in notts let me know :-)
Tigger-Steve, Tigger was so damn good to finally meet up with you, just a shame I didn't see you till very late in the night. Steve, great to meet you again m8 :D PS: I have a nice big bed and some ropes and ideas we'll have to work on :wink:
Fabio, didn't reconise you at first without your guniess hat :wink: nice to meet you.
Marya, yummy yummy.... but next time you show me a pair of knickers saying "it's not going to lick its self" while I'm kneeling on the floor, I don't care if we're in a pub... they are coming down and I'm doing as they say :lol: :lol:
Lee and Den, great to see you both again and thanks for the advice about concert/venue photography :-)
bi-paula, where did the middle name come from :shock: lol
Vicky-uk, lovely to see you again hun :-)
Marmalaid, can I come under your cape next time, lol.
Judy-TV, you're lovely was great to meet you in person.
Damn I've actuallly remembered names for a change, lol, I usually end up calling everyone hun or excuseme, or mate as I'm crap at names... really anoying when your brain won't let you associate names to faces sad
memorys, memorys... so many its so hard to remember all the names and addie's (I think the beer has something to do with it as well, lol)
Oh yeah... who was it that showed me her clit hood piercing... you should have seen the expression on the bar mans face when he realised what I must have been looking at, :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've never seen so many boobs popping out, skirts lifted, and flesh on show in a normal pub before, wooo hooo!!
I think the greatest thing about swingers and social meets with swingers is that you can talk about anything and everything that you just cannot talk about in other sections of society.
I know I've missed people out :( so please don't take offence as there were over two dozen or so other people I spoke to during the night, either briefly or in depth.
Jon xxx
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bi-paula, where did the middle name come from :shock: lol
Jon xxx

Erm that was my fault,coz she wouldnt write it out for herself :shock:
well jon it wasnt me that showed my clit piercing was a little to shy this time to show that anyone. but wont be next time lol redface :twisted:
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[To the two people we followed from the car park on arrival ....... hi, sorry, forgot your names ........ Chard was saying quietly to me as we walked behind you..... 'They're Munchies, I'm tellin ya!'

Wishmaster? Are you telling little fibs again? I draw your attention to this little bit>>>> Chard said "quietly".... when did that happen? Chard quiet????..... she's a bleedin Essex girl, there aint nowt quiet about her!!!
(only time I ever heard her quiet was when i had her thighs clamped round me ears....)
:shock: flipa
I was there postie . remember! .......... The only reason you thought she was quiet is coz her thighs were clamped so tight round your ears you couldn't feckin hear her moaning...
But I heard every word........ Chard moans a lot during sex ........... look at the state of the ceiling, my wallpaper's hanging off the walls, the carpet needs cleaning, the kids are playing up, jeeeez........ non-stop m8
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Wishmaster
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Marmalaid - thanks for making me laugh so much. With hindsight - I shouldn't have given you that thong back!!! biggrin Aaah - the look on Corrie's face ...... Priceless :shock: :shock:

Shhh, don't tell anyone!!! I was a quivering, shy and thoroughly beaten wreck by the end of the night... I certainly can be quite upsetting and detrimental to ones self esteem when you disrobe for them and they repay you with hysterical laughter and pointing
mutters, tuts, FFS
:D
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I'm gutted, everyone else appears to have seen what the quilt monster had under there bar me :cry:
I'll get you next time :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Why don't we make our own 'next time' :twisted: :twisted: You make the sandwiches and I'll make the journey!
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Marmalaid ... what can I say ?? kiss :bounce:

You could always say "YES PLEASE" next time! :kiss:
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To Marmalaid remember to bring that outfit to the next one (well the one you had on later) and I will demonstrate the technique I chatted to you about but could not demonstrate as the taxis were nearly due wink

I think you gave quite a demonstration as it was, you got a round of applause from the others at the table as you left!!!
How many you going to have in your mouth at the same time next time then??? :shock:
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Marmalaid what can I say cool

Corrie, what can I say 8-) haven't we already said it all? Boy, can we talk and boy can we 'talk' :wink: must tell you about Oz sometime. Just call Me Eric Clapton... 'Slow Hands' (could be the arthritis setting in mind)
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went into a packed chip shop with Marmalaid in his cloak at about in morning to get chips for those staying in hotel :shock:. :lol

and took it off for a short while too!
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Marmalaid: Thanks for calling to check up on us later on (I'd really had a miserable morning, and still haven't managed to get more than a cup of tea down myself). Oh, and thanks to you & corriefem for satisfying our post-Munch munchies with your trip to the chip shop!
~Reese! surprised

Hope you get better real quick, my friend.
Mention me and Corrie in the same sentence would you? Anybody'd think we were together or sumink! Actually when I checked out of my room and Corrie checked out of her's the receptionist said "Somebody was looking for you in reception earlier, this person asked what room Mr & (looks at Corrie) Mrs xxxx were in!", Corrie obviously defended her honour and rotorted "We are not a couple" How weird is that!
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Marmalade ......... nutter!

It's Marmalaid!!! FFS, Wishmaster Utter Nutter!
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Right then, my turn.
Marmalaid - I swear it was a duvet cover, not a curtain, as previously mentioned. And just how long were you and CorrieFem stood under there, back at the hotel?
Corrie - We did not spend enough time together. I think it was because you were under a duvet cover with some orange preserve.

And you know what goes on under duvets :wink:
Actually, earlier that night Ice showed me how to create a worm hole, so we just erected some scaffolding and went off for an Indian leaving you lot to wonder what we were up to in there!
Phwoar, Vix'n'Reese, Phwoar...
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Marmalaid, can I come under your cape next time, lol.
Jon xxx

Of course you can 'come' under me cape... it's like my own private room under there, you know what they say, "Under Marmalaids cape no-one can hear you scream!!!" :D
In Summary
It was a BLAST, thanks to everyone that contributed a little blow to make it a blast!!!
Thanks Clare and Steve for organising it. I've thanked you personally, but thanks again anyway.
Judy and Maz, thanks for letting me share the room with you :wink:
So many memories keep getttng jogged here and what a lot of mammories got jiggled there! What a night! What a morning! Thanks you beauty, you know who you are.
WOW
Chris
well i cant think of anything to say.
i am poorly, i have lost my voice from singing... i have a bust lip from snogging, and i have a bruised bum from the "accident" .. as well as bruised pride lol
all i can do is post some kisses to those i missed snogging on sat
x x x x x x xx x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
WBB
x
good mornin all biggrin nice 2 see ya all sat nite ....well ya know im shy so didnt really see that many ppl lol bolt .................... clare hun thanks for me new name (usin it in chatroon now wink ) was a great nite and ty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx cya all at the next 1
:thrilled: :bounce:
Ok I know I will miss loads of people out, I didn't get any sleep on Saturday or Sunday until midnight so still reeling a little, and I got 5 mins to type this in my lunchbreak. So a fast hi to a few of the memorable moments.
Clare & Steve - Thanks for getting us all together, hope the head OK Steve mate, you were looking a little ropey at 3am smile
DebbieWebs - Hehe, as mad in person as online, great to meet you, hope your other half didn't get too blown away by us nutters, he a real nice guy.
RiffRaff - :) Love the hair
Jas - Ok, this is one amazing lady. Thanks for everything, including some space on the lounge floor that saved me a hotel bill and the wonderful breakfast. Especially getting out of bed after virtually no sleep to organise when you heard me fumbling in the kitchen. You and Tim made this weekend unforgettable, as opposed to just great.
Tim - Well he is one of the luckiest men on the planet being married to Jas, he is also a great bloke, and rare in this world as mad as me. God help Nottingham when he and I are together. Mate we got to meet up soon for a decent pub crawl, thanks again to both of you for taking me under your wing and getting me through the weekend in one piece.
Venus & Mars - Good friends both, thanks Venus for chatting to me all the way home, and co-driving at my request (It a long drive, I needed the second pair of eyes) See you again soon I hope.
Icepie - Ice, you the man and you know it.
Judy - Great to meet you, I know you didn't remember our chats month ago, sniffle, but you wonderful and I hope at next one to have even more time to get to chat on life, universe and everything. And I loved your badge, highly jealous that Wilma ended up with it... Will try that trick myself (Tesco card).
Marmalaid - This man goes on forever, he is just amazing. Where you get your energy mate I don't know, but hats off to you for stamina, ingenuity, and down right personality.
PiercedJon - I love your camera, great to meet you mate, I look forward to seeing you around the next munch.
Oh poo, got to go back to work now, more will follow...
Well, we did end up going - albeit arriving a bit late due to other commitments (about I think).
We only said hi to a couple of peeps - Marya and Clare being 2 that spring to mind.
Marya - you do realise you made Mrs SXCouple go all tingly, especially when you looked her straight in the face, and said straight off - you're gorgeous - are you bi??? lol
Although we didn't say hi to that many people, we had a good time - maybe next time we'll be there for a bit longer
Oh, and apologies for buggering off early, we wanted to beat the rush for a cab, so left before saying tata
Bye for now
PS
Marya - PM us to sort out a night out in Yorks or your neck of the woods ;)
Again another thank you to Steve and Clare, although we arrived late and couldnt stop long.
Thanks to the people who introduced themselves and sorry to all those we didnt meet - hopefully next time x
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Again another thank you to Steve and Clare, although we arrived late and couldnt stop long.
Thanks to the people who introduced themselves and sorry to all those we didnt meet - hopefully next time x

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We thought you guys did not make it. We're fLuckin' GUTTED now sad :cry:
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Again another thank you to Steve and Clare, although we arrived late and couldnt stop long.
Thanks to the people who introduced themselves and sorry to all those we didnt meet - hopefully next time x

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We thought you guys did not make it. We're fLuckin' GUTTED now sad :cry:
Same here .... . I asked at one point and someone said you were here and I went wandering but didn;t see you :cry:
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Oh!, and Angel did you say to me "you look better THAN your avatar" or "you look better IN your avatar" rotflmao

It was actually me!! I said that you looked better in the flesh than on your avatar xxx
Ill second that one definately wink
Aaaaahhhh bless ya babes thankyou :inlove:
Well I've just about recovered and I must say that this was the best munch I've been to so far. So well done Clare and Steve for making it all possible and doing a great job.
I've never had so many snogs in one night, what can I say, well....there was....Tanina, so warm and cuddly and affectionate, I'd certainly snog you again hun! Tigger.....so delicious, I pounced on her not once, not twice but three three times in succession!Vicky_Uk...happy birthday hun! Clare......Gorgeous, as always. Oh and so many others all remembered, none forgotten.
It was great to meet some new people such as.....Midlandsmale1970.......throughly decent chap and a fine addition to the community. Reece.....who looked like Merlin in that cape. Vix..... who has a real sexy SW accent. PiercedJon.....totally lovely guy. Wishmaster & Chardonnay....a pleasure to have met you both. Tallnhairy.....another decent chap and who is yes...tall and hairy! SexySteph......at last we meet, even though you only live about half-a-mile away from me. Debbiewebs.....who really threw herself into the party and is such a treasure.
It was great to meet up again with.....Venus & Mars, Calista & Morbius, Jas&Tim, Easy and Countess, Angel_Chat & Se7enDriver, Neelinleeds, Fem_manc, xdevil69, Marmalaid, Corrie, WBB, Count Lickula, Roger and Damsel, Jezzay, Riff-Raff, CelticQ, Little and a whole host of others too numerous to mention but a pleasure to have met.
I have to say a special mention to Lucyweebaps who is totally gorgeous and a real pleasure to meet on every occasion. And also to Ken, who did a stirling job with the disco and kept us all in the right mood with the music he played.
Special thanks go to Judy and Maz for letting me use their room to get ready in.
And then where would I be without Dambuster! Who let me crash in his room with two other 'guests' to while away the wee hours. I had only met him briefly once before but on this occasion I got to know him better and I can say that he is a very charming, entertaining guy and great company. Oh, and I learned why he's called Dambuster and it's nowt to do with the film! A real pleasure to have met you, mate!
Also must say I shook hands with Dave_Notts and Marcuso who did buy me that drink he promised! So let it be known that after last weeks troubles things are 'sorted' as Marcuso would say and we can all move on and get back to having FUN.
Because FUN is largely what we are good at having here at SH and Saturday night proved that point! And boy, can we party! The munches are where it's at and where things start to fall into place as you meet people you have only ever contacted through the site via the Forum or whatever. For those of you who are considering one or who were not able to come this time (be patient, there will be others), I can highly recommend them. This is what it's all about, great people getting together to have great times!
Finally, I think a new tradition has been born, the 'Munch Brunch', the first of which took place in a cafe around the corner from the hotel. Hope we can do it all again. I look forward to it immensely.
LC biggrin
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Previously:
Clare & Steve, DebbieWebs, RiffRaff, Jas & Tim, Venus & Mars, Icepie, Judy, Marmalaid, PiercedJon
Oh poo, got to go back to work now, more will follow...

...And so here is a message to (at least some there were so many of you) of the rest of the wonderful people I met. Apologies if anyone missed but my memory for names is terrible...
Vix - What can I say, your avatar does you no justice, your pics only show the surface layer of someone so full of life. Wonderful to meet you at last, even so briefly as in the bar later I was falling asleep on my feet, sorry.
Reese - Well ditto for you as Vix, we only met briefly but I hope we can rectify that at the next social gathering.
Roger the Dragon and Charlotte the Damsel - Great to run into you both, hope you had fun :twisted:
TJnChris - We didn't meet, but saw you peeps in passing, just thought I would get in a sillyhwoar: comment even though the opportunity to say this to you on the night didn't occur.
Rainbows - Thanks for accepting my apology redface (She was so gorgeous I was struck dumb for a good 20 seconds when introduced, no joke)
TiggerSteve - Growl... Shame you got so held up, but nice to have met you even so briefly.
WellBustyBabe - Another apology owed, for not voting for you in the auction, I didn't know it was on and missed you... next time will listen harder.
Wilma and Fred - Peeps, words fail me, thanks for being so open and friendly. I hope we get to build on that in the coming months and you get to meet Mrs TnH in person. Fred if I ever gave you a hard time before I left (months ago now I know) please accept full apology, you are one great chap married to a very special lady.
Oh drat Mrs TnH home now and off to celebrate her birthday!!! For those moaning we had too much fun, too bloody right ;) Hehe, don't worry we will make it up to you at next munch.
EDIT: Blast I missed LC and loads more... Ok I know you don't want me ranting on about how great they all were, will leave it at a general wave and love ya all peeps comment...
Well, I think I have just about sobered up after the weekend. redface
major apologies for being too drunk and horny to go to any after parties, even the invisble people who knocked on our door.....
I wanted to mention names in my thankyou post but I always feel upset when someone who I talked to doesn't remember me so I try refrain from that.....
But..........
I most deffinately will claim my snog from Rainbows! ;) say thanks to Countess for noticing my chest! biggrin and your welcome to Calista for the drink. kiss
Also, thanks to my SH partner Neil for being absolutely........ surprisedops: Neil ;) *swoon*
See you at weekend hunnybunch.
passionkiss
It was an absolute pleasure meeting you all and you know who you are. Hugs to my special friends on here and to all my friends to be.
sillyassionkiss:
How you lot had the stomach to eat all that food at brunch I will never know! Talk about a bacon buttie, blinkin norra! I felt sick and had to bolt! :oops:
Repeat to self, must not drink so much at munches........... lol
Thanks for all the lovely snogs I received you know who you are
Thanks fred for making sure my boobs were in fact small but everyone didnt complain so they must be nice and small lol.
I was just wondering when the next munch is going to be held Clare and Steve looking forward to it
Molly xx
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I was just wondering when the next munch is going to be held Clare and Steve looking forward to it
Molly xx

FFS give us chance i'm still a little 'll be announcing details after Christmas and promise that it will be bigger and better (we hope).So look out for The Notts munch 2:The sequal at a lets meet up near you in the new year lol
Wow.......I've finally made it back. Not from the munch but from cyber wilderness. I got home yesterday to a flucked hard drive but now I've got a shiny new one so here I am again.
The munch was brill, I had a great night. It takes far more effort to arrange one of these than some people realise so a big well done and a thank you to Clare & Steve. Big thanks also to Dave_Notts & Alex_female for their hospitality before and afterwards.
The whole evening is a bit of a blur as usual but I had a great time meeting both old friends and new. A special thanks has to go to Celticq for forking out the £12 to give me a snog and not leaving me stood there like a lemon. I told you didn't I Rainbows? They're all just a bunch of harmless nutters.
The night was a great success and long may the Swinging Heaven munch continue.
Oi Wilma.........I want my NW munch badge back!! mad
Steve
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The munch was brill, I had a great night. It takes far more effort to arrange one of these A special thanks has to go to Celticq for forking out the £12 to give me a snog and not leaving me stood there like a lemon.
Steve

Actually it was £20 - and of course it was worth it.
£20?????? :shock: :shock:
WoooHooo!! passionkiss
Steve
(eat your heart out Marya.........£11?........pah!)
come on what about the doorman what a hunk wink
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come on what about the doorman what a hunk wink

Well i don't know about you being a hunk but we have thanked you,you did a sterling job. biggrin
Clare said that you could have had a snog,you only had to ask. :wink:
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I got home yesterday to a flucked hard drive but now I've got a shiny new one so here I am again.
Steve

Steve, dont wanna rain one your parade, but don't I remember speeding tickets, missing hubcaps and more. And don't these type of events always happen to you when munches are concerned.
Maybe someone, somewhere is trying to tell you something?
Ian
Amazing how i can keep smiling in the face such adversity isn't it?? biggrin
You just can't keep a good man down ya know.........not unless you hold his ears anyway.
Steve
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come on what about the doorman what a hunk wink

Doorman? Bloke who was stood by the stairs? Where I was trying to sit quietly on the table for a considerable amount of the night (stuffing me nips back under me corset)... what doorman? rolleyes
why did you not say would loved to have snoged clare maybe we could meet wink