Now dont laugh i need help on my profile

29 May 2006

hi.
Well what can i say i need help i think:cry: Im not getting much luck on here lately and im wondering if my profile is naff or its me. sad

Be gentle please i hurt easley.

29 May 2006

Quote by xxdirtyboyxx
hi.
Well what can i say i need help i think:cry: Im not getting much luck on here lately and im wondering if my profile is naff or its me.
Be gentle please i hurt easley.

:doh:
I just had to look didn't I.
and can anyone guess what the first thing I saw was?
Dirtyboy - if you read some of the threads you'll know that cock shots are not as popular as you guys would like to think
I can't comment on your profile text because, well you haven't written anything in it

29 May 2006

Yep you certainly do:
First of all you need to get rid of the cock shot, cos it's doing you NO favours. Then you need to think of all the nice things about yourself and write them down so that someone will A/bother to read it and B/be impressed when they do.
Then you need to post on here OFTEN and get yourself known abit.
It took me 5 months and quite frankly I'm prettier than you, so be patient :giggle:
Seriously though welcome to the forum and enjoy yourself. (You get banned if you don't)
Love
Mrs Lizard xxxx

29 May 2006

Quote by xxdirtyboyxx
hi.
Well what can i say i need help i think:cry: Im not getting much luck on here lately and im wondering if my profile is naff or its me.
Be gentle please i hurt easley.

the lovely ladies have already said the bit about cock shots so i won't bother repeating what they have said.........
with regards to the actual ad you have up... they are certainlynot the worst i have even seen on here...but there is something that i will point out....
number of ads of men seeking women: 11229.... whereas
number of ads of women seeking men: 961
number of ads of men seeking couples: 9658..... where as
number of ads of couples seeking men: 1312
upshot of this being.... they can afford to be really...really... really choosy!!!
i think from just the ads themselves I probably have had about 10 replies from just the ad i in the 2 years i have been here... but that is probably more to do with me than anything!!!
if i could give you any advice for what it is worth... two word... sell yourself!!!! (in the nicest possible way of course) smile

if it happens then it happens......
sean xxxxxxxx

29 May 2006

I am locking this, as some people use the cafe as a means of posting a "Look at my ad/ profile" thread. I am not suggesting that is the case with this one, but if we all decided to maximise the amount of views we have of our profile we would have a cafe full of "Check out my profile" posts.
If you have any suggestions for this one please send a PM. confused

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