NUDIST BEACH ON KOS

10 Nov 2004

ha haaaar!!!!!!!!!!! fooled you ,it was dino pretending to be me, pretending to be butters 9999nine99999,who is really warwick castle who is really warwick bypass who is really the bloke from the admiral advert who is really shane2 who is really flirty fruitcake confused

so tell me flirty,,how was your holiday in Kos? cool

10 Nov 2004

I love this place! I've been away all day being a grown up in a business suit collecting an Investment in People award and yet I can come back here and be a lunatic within minutes!
Warwick Iâ€™ll happily come round and keep you company hun but I prefer other things to poles xxx
Flirty what have I told you about sharing other peoples carrots?
shane2 at least I know you would recognise me away from the board!

10 Nov 2004

I can feel my tenuous grip on reality slipping even further
youre not right in the head and nor am I
and this is why I like you
(with apologies to Morrissey who is really Mark anyway who is really a black Dalek) rolleyes

10 Nov 2004

I never was afraid of Daleks I could always think of something to do with their sink plungersâ€¦â€¦.. :!:

10 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
ha haaaar!!!!!!!!!!! fooled you ,it was dino pretending to be me, pretending to be butters 9999nine99999,who is really warwick castle who is really warwick bypass who is really the bloke from the admiral advert who is really shane2 who is really flirty fruitcake so tell me flirty,,how was your holiday in Kos?

It was was a NUDIST was in the NUDE.
One day they had a was all in Greek.I asked someone to told me it was the NUDE GREEK INVESTING IN PEOPLE AWARDS. :shock:
Wait..a...minute..THAT WAS...DINONOOOOOO in Trafalgar Squareooo???! redface

10 Nov 2004

yes it was me all the time..im also sue the bi barmaid in the gatley arms "what,ll it be sir? a pint sir,,,,coming right up" ring any bells??

10 Nov 2004

flirty.......come on now......i was'nt you in cos was i ?.........who the hell am i.?.......surely my real names not Flirty Fruitcake........i'm sure i did'nt see you..i mean me on the nudist beach in kos........wich is as big as a postage stamp........have you or i been telling telling hornyred and dino porkies??????no.......i must be me kos butters has faith that i'd recognise her carrot stew anywhere........and fruit coktail........and vegetable salad........ cocktail.........shane

10 Nov 2004

Its taken Shane ONLY 29 posts so far to achieve KARMIC MELTDOWN - most SH Forumers take at least 30 to do that!
Dino - you looked more like Stu the TV barmaid who stands in for Sue the bi-barmaid on her days weren't fooled were we Zorba?

11 Nov 2004

No WE WEREN'T -
We were wise to your plotty ploying plotto Dino laddo!

11 Nov 2004

stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

12 Nov 2004

To the tune of Queens We are the Champions:
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS MY FRIEND
AND WE'LL KEEP ON PLOT RUMBLIN' TO THE END
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS
NO TIME FOR DINO
'COS WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS - OF THE GATLEY ARMMMSSS!!!!!!

12 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never fails.

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never and unhinged forum cotributers,yelling WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS at the top of there voices,aint gonna put me off. whilst we speak im hatching another cunning plot, youll not rumble me this time!! ha har,har ha harr haaarr muhahahaharrr :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never and unhinged forum cotributers,yelling WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS at the top of there voices,aint gonna put me off. whilst we speak im hatching another cunning plot, youll not rumble me this time!! ha har,har ha harr haaarr muhahahaharrr :twisted:
Zorba - I think we have rumbled another plot.
Only because the plotter has been daft enough to boast that they are plotting it rolleyes

13 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never and unhinged forum cotributers,yelling WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS at the top of there voices,aint gonna put me off. whilst we speak im hatching another cunning plot, youll not rumble me this time!! ha har,har ha harr haaarr muhahahaharrr :twisted:
Zorba - I think we have rumbled another plot.
Only because the plotter has been daft enough to boast that they are plotting it rolleyes

OR AM I ??

13 Nov 2004

A plotter that isn't a plotting a plot that wants to fool us into thinking that they are plotting a plot?That in itself is a plot - and WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBERS MY FRIEND
Tikkabela - punish them NOW - whip

13 Nov 2004

right,, im definately,definately,definatley not hatching a cunning plot at the moment cos man city are at home and im off to the match

13 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
right,, im definately,definately,definatley not hatching a cunning plot at the moment cos man city are at home and im off to the match

There are many women on this site who'd LOVE to go to this "man city" you write of!
And is there a "woman city" for us fellas to go to? wink

Excuse me - lots of PMs incoming as I write.
OMG - getting LOADS of PMs about this one - turns out there men who want to go to this "man city" and women who want to go to this "woman city" and people who want to go to both!
Its ...Genderal Mayhem! :shock:
Its caused an even bigger stir than Shanes nudist beach on Kos!!!! :shock:

13 Nov 2004

the wife and myself vistied this beach in may this yr. Had a great holiday and can highly recommend timgaki as a resort.

13 Nov 2004

timgaki? is that like tzickytickylickylikcylicklick but with extra gaki,,,sounds delicious mmmm

13 Nov 2004

as i read that hornyred and dino.......i could here homer simsons voice.........are you related?????shane

14 Nov 2004

Dowh

14 Nov 2004

Tim Gaki is a good friend of mine,I won't hear a word said against is a very good PLOT RUMBLER as well.

14 Nov 2004

Quote by taurean-blue
the wife and myself vistied this beach in may this yr. Had a great holiday and can highly recommend timgaki as a resort.

did you see zorba the rabbit grazing thru the kos lettuce fields?did you see shane2 too two to ?

14 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
the wife and myself vistied this beach in may this yr. Had a great holiday and can highly recommend timgaki as a resort.

did you see zorba the rabbit grazing thru the kos lettuce fields?did you see shane2 too two to ?
Shane2 in a tutu?Surely no match for me old ballareener mucker Darcy Bussell?

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
the wife and myself vistied this beach in may this yr. Had a great holiday and can highly recommend timgaki as a resort.

did you see zorba the rabbit grazing thru the kos lettuce fields?did you see shane2 too two to ?
Shane2 in a tutu?Surely no match for me old ballareener mucker Darcy Bussell? fraid so .He,s working on a "greek tragedy"adapted for ballet. Swan lakeylickytzicky! with a big plate smashing finale,,,,

15 Nov 2004

Plate smashing ballet - it could be as big as Spandau Ballet given time.
Oh - hr and d - you've changed avatar - WOW!
And if you think thats good..you should see a pic of hornyred too! rotflmao

15 Nov 2004

ballet dancers running about in lettuce costumes ,smashin platefulls of tzickylicky on a nudist beach ,cant wait for the opening night confused

:?

16 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
ballet dancers running about in lettuce costumes ,smashin platefulls of tzickylicky on a nudist beach ,cant wait for the opening night :?

But what about paper plates?
And they call them paper plates - but they're more like cardboard plates really if you ask me.:shock:

16 Nov 2004

looks like the two of us are left alone on this around,,everyone else has got fed up and gone home(tumbleweed blows accross screen emoticon) sad

:(