I’ve DRAGGED myself from my sick bed to make this impassioned plea.
I’m seriously ill just now with Man Flu :cry:
I know that it’s serious because when I went to the Doctor she told me there was NOTHING she could do for me!! :cry:
She tried to be as professional as possible when breaking the news to me through gritted teeth but her rage was all too evident obviously at the in-just and tragic way that one so young, and dare I say Handsome
, could be struck down by such an illness. Indeed as I left her surgery she obviously thought I could no longer hear her as she broke down and screamed “ another one with F###ING Man Flu!!!!”These Doctors must find it difficult to sleep at night, dealing with such things.
And my poor Fee is in obvious denial.
She point blankly refuses to tuck me into bed and mop my brow with a cold damp towel. Things are getting so bad that she is resorting to sending the kids to pass on her words of support and encouragement such as “Mum says stop pissing about and get out yer bed!!” :shock:
Fee, my darling, if you’re reading this then I love you and fully understand your grumpiness but you must be strong xx :love:
Anyway, the point of this post as I said is a plea. I’m looking for someone who can take the obvious pressure from Fee and nurse me for a while. Obviously I’m a good and undemanding patient. I never moan or complain and would be ever so grateful.
So if anyone fancies the job then let me know.
Kindest Regards
The Laird
PS
A picture of you in a Nurses outfit would be nice too
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: