Obscene Machines

4 Oct 2005

Is anyone watching this documentary on channel 4 ?
It started with a variety of mechanical shagging machines....such as the sybian .
My oh my people can be so creative they give vent to their imagination can't they .
There was one machine designed by a retired missile scientist.....
I couldn't help thinking .............it will never take off! wink

4 Oct 2005

same here od never thought it would take off :shock: ,
And the Dolls are soo life like,
Would u pay $4000 for one? oh gotta go its on again.

4 Oct 2005

:doh: awwww shite i'm missing it????
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oh - and where's Sharon with her adapted Bosch Handdrill when ya need it? :twisted:

4 Oct 2005

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I like inventiveness. :P :P
Off to the drawing board :rascal: :rascal: bolt

4 Oct 2005

I'm transfixed..the reality dolls are amazing and a little bit creepy! The older dude and his love of 'Emma' is most strange, although I admire his frankness and honesty..I don't think he anticipated what they're going to say when he goes to pick up his pension on Thursday.
...I'll look at my old cabbage patch doll in a new light from now on..I think I'll call her Broccoli and suspend her from the ceiling using pulleys & wires..ahhh!

:rotflmao:

4 Oct 2005

Hey its that robot from the film Short Circuit number johnny 5 lol i guess he joined the porn industry lol

4 Oct 2005

No 5 most certainly is alive :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Oct 2005

OMG ! ! ! ! !
NUMBER 5'S ALIVE ! ! ! !
AND HE'S GOT A COCK ! ! ! ! !

4 Oct 2005

them dolls are a bit freaky or am I just a wimp rolleyes

4 Oct 2005

Having seen Blue's other thread I suggest she stays well away from machines of this ilk!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

5 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
:doh: awwww shite i'm missing it????

oh - and where's Sharon with her adapted Bosch Handdrill when ya need it? :twisted:

the motor in it packed up :cry:
I missed this program also ffs....hope there is going to be a repeat soon :twisted:

5 Oct 2005

hey sharon..
There was this guy who made dildos that fixed on the end of a power drill.
I think he was displaying one with the hammer drill action as it looked to be
doing more than spinning around... though they looked fun too.
Wow, I could have a whole new use for my tool belt.

5 Oct 2005

Quote by fluffer
hey sharon..
There was this guy who made dildos that fixed on the end of a power drill.
I think he was displaying one with the hammer drill action as it looked to be
doing more than spinning around... though they looked fun too.
Wow, I could have a whole new use for my tool belt.

hehehe its amazing what can be made with a little though, well with my hubbies though, i would blow myself up lol
we have been after a violet want for a while but been unable to get hold of one...
So my hubby brought a cheap camera with a built in flash, took the bits out and somehow made this thing with 2 probes and it certainly gives me a buzz lol

He was using it on me in the g-spot club last sat, was fun :lol:
Think it would be a good idea to have a tool belt for when we go clubs hehehe, all the contraptions he keeps coming up with :lol:

5 Oct 2005

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Is anyone watching this documentary on channel 4 ?
It started with a variety of mechanical shagging machines....such as the sybian .
My oh my people can be so creative they give vent to their imagination can't they .
There was one machine designed by a retired missile scientist.....
I couldn't help thinking .............it will never take off!

when my hubby took the motor out of the drill, it was actually a sybian he was going to make me, and that was going to be used for the vibrating part but he found it vibrated to much though the floor and as we live in a flat the people downstairs would hear it lol

So it just ended up being a real strong vibe that i held with my hand lol

5 Oct 2005

lol
great programme.......i agree with jonny 5 is alive tho (or it was his twin brother jonny 4)
not sure about the dudgy guy in the black cap selling rocking pussies......possibly the seediest salesman ever. lol.
hes now making a walking model.....altough if you already have the blow job model and the fucking model, im not sure why you would need one.

5 Oct 2005

he was going on about the whole thing but could only show body parts weirdo

5 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
when my hubby took the motor out of the drill, it was actually a sybian he was going to make me, and that was going to be used for the vibrating part but he found it vibrated to much though the floor and as we live in a flat the people downstairs would hear it
So it just ended up being a real strong vibe that i held with my hand lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: at vibrating ceiling
What creative and talented people we have within our midst wink

Actually there was a rather ingenious rocking device controlled entirely by the the person sitting thereon no electrical parts at all......if you ignore its purpose it was actually a thing of dynamic beauty .....art in motion in fact biggrin