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After making an initial small opening, I get the real hump if I break anymore chocolate before I remove all the innards of a Cadbury Cream Egg.
I am also obsessed by timekeeping. I am always punctual and hate people being late.
i also leave the roast potatoes until last on a sunday roast.
My motorbike has to be cleaned every time it is used. Hard work coz that is every day.
I scream the house down if the tops are not put back on the shampoo.
I could go on and on..............
Steve
I am obsessed with being obsessed :shock: :shock:
steve x
Quote by travlinmanukok
I am obsessed with being obsessed :shock: :shock:
steve x

then again I am worried about being worried :shock: :shock: :shock:
steve x biggrin :D
you have got me worried now Steve.
Steve
Quote by Kazsc
you have got me worried now Steve.
Steve
steve .... I am paranoid about being paranoid............ :shock:
steve
I'm obsessed about volume levels, if a radio or tv, iPod or phone have a numeric read-out, I must must must leave it on an even number.
Even if the display disappears after adjustment, it would make me very uncomfortable to know it was left on, say, 11, instead of 12.
Harry has even been trained now to leave it on an even number!
I don't think that they are out to get me!!!
or are they?
I'm obsessed about volume levels, if a radio or tv, iPod or phone have a numeric read-out, I must must must leave it on an even number.
Even if the display disappears after adjustment, it would make me very uncomfortable to know it was left on, say, 11, instead of 12.
Harry has even been trained now to leave it on an even number!

Kittysin
This seems to be a perfectly normal thing to do. Everybody knows that these electronic items can burst into flames if the display is left on an odd number.
Steve
I am obsessed with women kiss i just simply honestly reliably genuinely tediously discreetly biggrin
cannot leave them alone :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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neurotic pmt gobby quiet loud meek outspoken outward introvert pushy non pushy timid gregarious in different etc etc etc etc etc etc :shock: :shock:
I love you all you faboulous women xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
steve xx
I always bite the toffee off a twix before munching through the biscuit. It has to be the right temperature for that. 5 mins out of our snack machine - no less, no more, and it's perfect.
I like double light switches to be both up the same way, labels on tins to be facing forward like in the supermarket, bottles arranged from tallest to shortest, placemats to be parallel to the table edge, banknotes to all be round the same way whatever their denomination, I could go on.
Saying that, although I would love a spotlessly tidy house, ours never is.
Quote by Mrsgoggins
I like double light switches to be both up the same way, labels on tins to be facing forward like in the supermarket, bottles arranged from tallest to shortest, placemats to be parallel to the table edge, banknotes to all be round the same way whatever their denomination, I could go on.
Saying that, although I would love a spotlessly tidy house, ours never is.

SNAP. I do all those things - and straighten the books in Waterstones. I hate it when they are 'upsidedown' on the display tables. Herbs and spices are alphabetical in the cupboard.
Quote by foxylady2209
I like double light switches to be both up the same way, labels on tins to be facing forward like in the supermarket, bottles arranged from tallest to shortest, placemats to be parallel to the table edge, banknotes to all be round the same way whatever their denomination, I could go on.
Saying that, although I would love a spotlessly tidy house, ours never is.

SNAP. I do all those things - and straighten the books in Waterstones. I hate it when they are 'upsidedown' on the display tables. Herbs and spices are alphabetical in the cupboard.
as an ex upholsterer the word obsession became a by word for compulsion to get everything right :shock:
ie: lines patterns stripes etc etc I could go on but this is one reason i came out the trade :shock:
I sometimes go in to dfs to get my fix for patterns etc and matching motifs on their furniture bit sad redface surprisedops: but there you go.
steve x
Quote by foxylady2209
I like double light switches to be both up the same way, labels on tins to be facing forward like in the supermarket, bottles arranged from tallest to shortest, placemats to be parallel to the table edge, banknotes to all be round the same way whatever their denomination, I could go on.
Saying that, although I would love a spotlessly tidy house, ours never is.

SNAP. I do all those things - and straighten the books in Waterstones. I hate it when they are 'upsidedown' on the display tables. Herbs and spices are alphabetical in the cupboard.
With you on the herbs although they are also in categories - leafy herbs, powdered spices, spicy spices, each one in alphabetical order. CD's, DVD's and games boxes in alphabetical order, and grown-ups books, but kids books in size order largest to smallest. Shall I continue?
So we're all SH addicts and also OCD sufferers :shock:
I think we definitely need a support group rolleyes redface
Quote by Mrsgoggins
So we're all SH addicts and also OCD sufferers :shock:
I think we definitely need a support group rolleyes redface

A support group?
That's a bit obsessive isn't it? dunno
I have to have a fry up neatly arranged on the plate. I cant even eat one if the beans go near the egg. I have been told I also eat them in a consistent methodical manner.
i have to double check and check again that i have everything in my bag. I too hate being late, ive known to be an hour early rather then be late. I too have to have all the notes facing the same way in my purse. Same colour towels in the bath room, ie they all have to be blue or all have to be white. Cups have to be hanging the same way on our storage rack.
Quote by redpantherman
So we're all SH addicts and also OCD sufferers :shock:
I think we definitely need a support group rolleyes redface

A support group?
That's a bit obsessive isn't it? dunno
And perhaps a bit compulsive wink
Quote by Mrsgoggins
So we're all SH addicts and also OCD sufferers :shock:
I think we definitely need a support group rolleyes redface

A support group?
That's a bit obsessive isn't it? dunno
And perhaps a bit compulsive wink
And it would be a CDO group... it's a bit like OCD but in alphabetical order, just as it should be!
innocent
Quote by Dirtygirly
So we're all SH addicts and also OCD sufferers :shock:
I think we definitely need a support group rolleyes redface

A support group?
That's a bit obsessive isn't it? dunno
And perhaps a bit compulsive wink
And it would be a CDO group... it's a bit like OCD but in alphabetical order, just as it should be!
innocent
Now that's just a plain disorder! :giggle:
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hello my name is Foxy and I'm an OCD swinger.
So, gentlemen, please stand up in cock-size order and prepare to be sorted. :giggle:
Quote by foxylady2209
<<<<< stands up
hello my name is Foxy and I'm an OCD swinger.
So, gentlemen, please stand up in cock-size order and prepare to be sorted. :giggle:

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i have to read the sports pages in paper to eat or i have no appetite...please please ban sports pages so i can go slim wink
Tooth paste tubes being squeezed fron the top.
Tins facing the right way
Forks in dishwasher need to face up and knives down.
I have others but I always have a logical explaination why for each to. lol
Im obsessd with all tins and jars in my cuboards being forward facing, and in order, my order!
I straighten stuff in our local health food shop, but dont let her see, my hubby keeps her chatting! lol
I like my towels in the bathroom to be a precise way also, they have to be of equal length on the racks.
I also fold them in the Anethea Turner way, when in the cuboards!
Sad I know, but it keeps me happy! :lol:
Lucys post.
The cupboards arranged in a certain way
Only so many toilet rolls in the bathroom at any one time despite how many I have in stock
Cutlery has to be laid in the drawer in a certain order
The same routine when I come home from work or I get confused at what I'm supposed to be doing
A routine when I get in the car before I can drive off
Constant checking and rechecking of bags before I'm due to go away whether it's for a holiday, weekend camping or just overnight
My wardrobe laid out in a particular way
Even my work diary entries have to be done just so
amd much much more!
I think I qualify rolleyes
Quote by Lucyandmike7
I straighten stuff in our local health food shop, but dont let her see, my hubby keeps her chatting! lol

I do that too but it's usually when I'm in a card shop. Maybe it goes back to my days in retail dunno