Off men for good!

Master of Sex

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
rolleyes

(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

I know just wot u need Jules if you're so grumpy........
A Grumpy Old Git to cheer you up.
GOG51

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!

(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)

Do you feel better now for getting that off your chest ??? lol

. Hope you have better luck a getting a woman than i have sad

Let me know the secret when you succeed confused

xxxxx

Lil_Bunny

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

ooooooooh girly fun mmm
all good it is.
Have fun Juliett

kristof

Orgasminator

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

sorry Julie to hear you so upset, what was it that some obviously indiotic male did to so annoy you, I can assure you that not all of us males think with our little head without regards for the results

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side.

Ok then Juliet, you asked for it. Why don't you just turn over and let me explore your other side? wink

Or would you prefer me to turn over so that you can explore my other side? :shock:

Quote by juliett49
How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time".

I know how to cure what ails ya!
I've been wondering whether I should put an add up too......
Chris

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!

Julliet hun :love:
That is not true . How could I treat you in such a way lol

Fred:

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Rainbows

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?

So if I should happen to be, innocently stood, just inside the doorway?........................
Too late - I'm already standing there. Just leaning against the doorjam waiting for her to come out really.

:whistling: :whistling:
SO Gurl - get in bleeding line!!!!! mad

:x

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Jules, would you like a lift to the next munch :twisted:
Bev
xx

lucyuktv2

Orgasminator

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
grope the first lady

I'm pretty sure that "Dubya" would consider that grounds for another war wink

Perforated_cat

Warming the Bed

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side.

A great idea, then you can discover that women too can be the guilty ones in the next Trisha show "My partner is a lying cheat and I want them to take a lie-detector test even though I already know the answer"
Enjoy the otherside anyway, but not because its a last resort!!!

foxylady__123

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!

(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)

Im sure most females have felt like that sometime. Im afraid there is only one cure, its like falling off a bike, you have to climb staraight back on !! find a different one and think of it as theraphy!!

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

well said foxy lady...and juliet I have 16 gears, adjustable seat and cum complete with a pump !!!! Anyone for a test ride !!!

little__gem

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Men.......... pah........... who needs them. :P
Ok, any spare guys form a line to the left so I can work my way through you all after Jules has finished with me and moved onto her next woman! :P
Seriously, men are easy to work out, much easier than women.
Blokes want one of three things... sex, food, the remote control
;)
Take care Jules. kiss

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Bye = I know when I am not wanted wink

Going to put the Anorak on now and do some train spoting
biggrin

Fred

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Its a bit like pick and mix at Tesco

Do they do that in all the major supermarkets then? Surely you wouldn't want to be seen as favouring one or another supermarket would you?
Bev
xx

Unknown User

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

little__gem

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

we can always take care of each other while we are waiting for Jules! ;)
Gem. x *skips off thinking about groups of girls at munches! biggrin

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Methinks, Bev is cheating

Gurl, I am hurt and wounded that you could think such a thing, my motives were purely friendly lol

:lol:

Bev
xx

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Jules, would you like a lift to the next munch :twisted:
Bev
xx

Don't worry ladies, she already has a lift. I'm there as security, so you'll have to deal with me first in order to get to her....

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Thanks Bev hun, I have a lift.
And now I also have a lift of gorgeous females I just can't wait to say hello to.
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

you'll have to deal with me first

How ever would we do that Chris ?
Answers on a postcard lol

Bev
xx

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

It would actually be quite dificult for me to give Jules a lift, as I'm not actually going, by the way confused

Bev
xx

warwick

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Im not going either Bev.
Do you want to make an arrangement so we can not go together, I do so hate not going on my own.
Ps Im off men too, well actually Ive never been on them confused

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Warwick. My hubby will be stocktaking too, that weekend, so I'll be on my own as well :cry: :cry:
Bev
xx

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Awwww Bev why arent you going? I'm distraught now
:cry:

little__gem

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Don't worry ladies, she already has a lift. I'm there as security, so you'll have to deal with me first in order to get to her....

Ooooo Marms! biggrin

How am I supposed to concentrate with thoughts like this in my head! :D redface

Warwick, I'd gladly fetch your coat for you sugar! ;) Cept I'm not going to essex munchie munch either! Oh well..... next time! :twisted:
Gem. x ;)

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Pah! distraught! You have a list of ladies forming an orderly queue confused

Chris is working too, so he won't be home. It's a long way to go and leave the kids alone and they're too big to be babysat. Paranoid mum here.
Bev
xx

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It would actually be quite dificult for me to give Jules a lift, as I'm not actually going, by the way
Bev
xx

Which weekend re we talking about? Have we mentioned a specific munch yet?