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Lazeeboy
Sex God
.... want to adopt a cockney for a week or so? confused
daffodilbbw
Sexpert
come here hun :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: try not to let it get you down-look on the bright side you can spend more time with us lot :kick: :bounce: :bounce: blink :happy:
butters999999
Orgasminator
Depends real cockney or one of those fake wide boys?
Twisted______Sister
Orgasminator
I could give you a run for your money or give you an MOT just to see that all your parts are working properly.
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Lazeeboy
Sex God
Oh real thing.
Just accidentally relocated to the land of hoop earrings and burberry.
butters999999
Orgasminator
That’s all right then my son! We cockneys have to stick together you know! My grandparents were pearly King and Queen for Southwark!
Lazeeboy
Sex God
Quote by butters999999
That’s all right then my son! We cockneys have to stick together you know! My grandparents were pearly King and Queen for Southwark!

My nan knitted Jacks hat!
Vix
Sex God
Wotcher moi lovver... 'ow's abow trundlin' ovver yer an ge' a few flaggons o' Natch inside ya? Oh aaah.
Translation: Well, me ole chinah.... fink ya betta come daaahn 'ere and learn yerself some Somerset.
(Please note "oh aah" is what is said, not "Ooooh Arrrr")
Vix
Sex God
Quote by butters999999
I like somerset for the cider mmmmmm

That's what flaggons of Natch are, moi luvver.
butters999999
Orgasminator
lol once got drunk after drinking 4 2 litter bottles of sheepy's Gold Medal cider oh boy was that a good night!
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by Vix
I like somerset for the cider mmmmmm

That's what flaggons of Natch are, moi luvver.
Thread hijack - grovel. There are some words you can say to get you into the accent thing, Vivian Leigh is supposed to have said, "Four-wer Door-wer For-wed", (Four Door Ford) before going on the set of Gone with the Wind.
When trying to get back into my home town (Birmingham) accent I can say, "Tyke a buz to Burming'am".
45 years ago, ouch, I went into a sweetshop in Street behind an old boy with bicycle clips round his trousers who said the following to the girl behind the counter, I have never forgotton. "Arh be Arhne then me old zonnor, Oil 'ave alf a poun of them rum n bu'er sweeties". Gets me into Somerset anytime.
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