*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: .............. TallnHairy / SarcySue
Total Amount of Posts: .............. Too bloody many / no where near enough
Posts per Day: .........Various
Reason for Leave: ........... SarcySue Birthday holiday
Location of Leave: ..... IOW
From .... um now really
Until .... Next Sunday
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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TallnHairy
pp SarcySue