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Hmmm tbh I never counted before!!
Must do next time! lol
Unknown User
Dya remember the title of this thread??
She's back She's backShe's back She's bacShe's back She's bak
Do i have to behave now???
She's turned off The Life of Bwian but now it's Waynes WorldWaynes WorldWaynes World
Part on DUDE Always a Babefest
melons
Orgasminator
Dont you just love drunken rambling - it is my favourite pasttime. xxxxx
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Quote by melons
Dont you just love drunken rambling - it is my favourite pasttime. xxxxx

Is ther any other type of rambling??
We're not worhty worshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworship or was that Bill n Ted???
Unknown User
hehe excellent exlellent wow wow wow wow!
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Quote by fruity1976
hehe excellent exlellent wow wow wow wow!

Party on Dude
neilinleeds
Sex God
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
great thread! love it! i've wet meself! ;-)
neil x x x ;-)
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Quote by dambuster
Dya remember the title of this thread??
She's back She's backShe's back She's bacShe's back She's bak
Do i have to behave now???

She's seen Pippa Funnel and Leslie Law n all that stuff.
Guess so (I have to behave)
Unknown User
Would you believe it.
bout 5 or 6 or 7 month ago I bought 2 cheap nasty wine glasses. ZYAou know the type b- doesn't matter if they get broken.
Well, one of them lasted about 4 months until I broke in the sink whilr washing, them f*ck me if I haven't just broke another with my waving arms.
Guess who's not best pleased????
Unknown User
awwwwwwwwwwwwww,
I have no glassed left and only 3 cups!! Im such a clumsy fucker, I drop everything! hehe
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Quote by dambuster
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny atractrive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl Bunny???
Unknown User
Heeeeelp
I anm in sooooooooooooooooooo much trouble.
But not in a good way ! ! ! !
Unknown User
Oh dearie dearie meeeeeeeeeeeee!! confused
Unknown User
Now I have to keep my feet whwere they are until she finds the hoover.
If I have'nt posted again in a fortnight - send out the search party will you
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Quote by dambuster
Now I have to keep my feet whwere they are until she finds the hoover.
If I have'nt posted again in a fortnight - send out the search party will you

Notice she's using MY fckin hoover for glass won't ya
celticq
Sex God
You have his and hers hoovers???
Nice to see you on such good form DB! Hope the Jamiesons is going down well :beer:
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You have his and hers hoovers???
Nice to see you on such good form DB! Hope the Jamiesons is going down well :beer:

Actually, we have his n hers most things.
And funnily I was just thinking about Jamie. I did ask ealkier about mixing the grape and the grain but nnobody answered, so Jamesons it has to be ! ! !
I sooooo want to quote Alice Cooper talking about Mil Walk heeeey being the land of fREEDOM
Lil_Bunny
Sex God

Do you thin the horse and/or my instructor will forgive???
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Errrr the instructor might - not too sure about the horse
Then again a good gallop always clears my hangovers
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Quote by Lil_Bunny

Do you thin the horse and/or my instructor will forgive???
quote]
Errrr the instructor might - not too sure about the horse
Then again a good gallop always clears my hangovers

Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Unknown User
I shouldn't really take the p*ss.
It's about the only thing I'm sereious about at the mo.
Unknown User
How's the hangover today, Dambuster?
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Quote by Alexandra
How's the hangover today, Dambuster?

BIG ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Quote by dambuster
How's the hangover today, Dambuster?

BIG ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'll just whisper....
Why am I not surprised????
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
How's the hangover today, Dambuster?

BIG ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Awwwwwwwwww
Unknown User
Go & get a McDonalds milkshake, they always seem to work for me biggrin
Unknown User
Stodgy macaroni cheese is my cure - it has to be REALLY stodgy though.
Unknown User
Anything starchy like bread or crisps or chips!! couple of painkillers and loads and loads of water or juice (not fizzy stuff or whatever you used for a mixer the night before!)
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Quote by fruity1976
Anything starchy like bread or crisps or chips!! couple of painkillers and loads and loads of water or juice (not fizzy stuff or whatever you used for a mixer the night before!)

Mixer ? Mixer ?
The only mixing I did was wine/beer/screamers
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Quote by dambuster
Anything starchy like bread or crisps or chips!! couple of painkillers and loads and loads of water or juice (not fizzy stuff or whatever you used for a mixer the night before!)

Mixer ? Mixer ?
The only mixing I did was wine/beer/screamers
There you go then!! Thats what not to drink today!! lol
Unknown User
I never even got to the Jameson's stage.
P'haps that's what I should have today ???