Oh no!!

8 Jun 2007

Ok.. another subject that has been covered in the past probably but no doubt the new faces in the Cafe can ad their tales of misfortune for a bit of Friday fun!
Oh no!?
What I mean is. Have you ever gone to meet/play with somebody and something has gone wrong?
Well.. one incident that happened to me was I was in my hotel room pre-meeting. Somebody I had met before so we were going to get straight down to the fun.
I was about to jump in the shower when I thought my pubic hair could do with a quick trim. I epilated the bikini line etc and kept the rest at a grade 2. I used one of those ladies battery operated hair trimmers, similar to a men’s small beard trimmer.
Anyway... I'd just started when the batteries ran out! :shock: I now have a pussy with grade 3 hair and and grade two patch in it!! It looked like a bloody bald patch. Fuck.
I threw on my clothes and ran to reception, they had AA batteries on sale, but I needed AAA. Now I really was panicking. Was I going to hope she didn’t notice? I was feeling embarrassed and worried.
To cut a long story short (pardon the pun) I ended up purchasing a comb and pair of nail scissors.
All’s well that ends well - however it's very surprising how long it takes to trim such a small section of hair the old fashioned way. lol

Have you ever lost one of your long false nails on your way there? Men have you ever trapped percy in your zip, leaving your willy red and sore? Ever called out somebody else’s name. :lol:

8 Jun 2007

Poor thing! Alls well that ends well. smile

8 Jun 2007

You do make me giggle hunni :giggle:
My second meet with a couple started out as a social but we decided to go for a drive ( if you know what I mean wink

) Through the nearby country lanes, we found the perfect spot, a secluded gateway set off the lane, total darkness so me and Mrs in the back seat start getting down and dirty with Mr in the front in full voyeur mode.
I'm just about to get my first taste of lady garden when Mr shouts 'Fuck!' We all look out of the back window to see a torch shining back at us and the farmer marching through the gate to see what we're up to confused

Kinda spoiled the mood a little :?

8 Jun 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You do make me giggle hunni :giggle:
My second meet with a couple started out as a social but we decided to go for a drive ( if you know what I mean ) Through the nearby country lanes, we found the perfect spot, a secluded gateway set off the lane, total darkness so me and Mrs in the back seat start getting down and dirty with Mr in the front in full voyeur mode.
I'm just about to get my first taste of lady garden when Mr shouts 'Fuck!' We all look out of the back window to see a torch shining back at us and the farmer marching through the gate to see what we're up to
Kinda spoiled the mood a little :?

Was he into directing then? :giggle:

8 Jun 2007

The worse thing that ever happened to me occured after a bit of a drunken night out. I had gone out that night with my cousin and hooked up with one of her friends (she loves that habit of mine rolleyes

) well we decided to steal my cousin's house keys and go back to the flat. Things were getting interesting and we were having a pretty good time so i thought it was about time i went *downstairs* naturally at that very moment i realised just how ill i was feeling....I threw up there and then.....suprisingly she was pretty understanding. :shock:

8 Jun 2007

Awww Drew! :therethere:
My sister when to stay at her boyfriends parents house for the first time - then proceeded to get drunk and throw up in the linen basket!!
I met Mrs Kiss purely by chance one evening. We clicked instantly and she came back to mine for a cup of tea.
We talked more til about 1am. She was going to leave and we kissed in the halway. And things started getting a bit passionate.
I had just popped in the pub to have a swift half with a mate and wasn't planning on pulling. I rememebered I was wearing totally miss-matching underwear and had about 5 days growth on my leg hairs. redface

ops: :oops:
I just kept the lights very low and didn't let her hands wander too much. lol

We often think back that first night and have a giggle.

8 Jun 2007

Quote by winchwench
You do make me giggle hunni :giggle:
My second meet with a couple started out as a social but we decided to go for a drive ( if you know what I mean ) Through the nearby country lanes, we found the perfect spot, a secluded gateway set off the lane, total darkness so me and Mrs in the back seat start getting down and dirty with Mr in the front in full voyeur mode.
I'm just about to get my first taste of lady garden when Mr shouts 'Fuck!' We all look out of the back window to see a torch shining back at us and the farmer marching through the gate to see what we're up to
Kinda spoiled the mood a little :?

Was he into directing then? :giggle:
You have NO idea how much! :shock: Almost cut short my bi experiences after that encounter :?

8 Jun 2007

That reminds me of my first Bi time actually- we were with a couple, and the plan was soft swing apart from me & she....we got on like a house on fire, but had to cut the relationship short coz he was driving us nuts!
Should have just gagged him rolleyes

8 Jun 2007

Well we have a few.. some not so funny as others.
One of the funniest we know of though is where our friends were telling us that some swingers had moved in right next door.. they were telling us how well they were all getting on, how sexy how they were very flirty etc etc etc and had dropped some very heavy hints about spending some time alone with them the following weekend.. Well Sat night came and our friends had invited them round, the full works were laid on champagne, strawberries soft lights music the lot.. Then they turned up as arranged and they all got chatting away..
Turned out they wanted time alone as they were Jahovas Witnesses NOT swingers lol..
Needless to say they were gutted...
Mike xx

8 Jun 2007

Well i dont no who was the more red faced me or him it was all going nice i meet up with a lad the day we started chatting he picked me up and we went for a drink after one or 2 we ended up back at mine ( so pleasd i wore the basque and stockings under my out fit very sexy) well i was stood there in all my best when oh no he could get it up i try rubbing sucking playing and nothing he was there for about half hr then he left all red faced thing is he was sober coz he had to drive so couldnt even blame the drink oops didnt ask him over again :evil2: