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Oh NO,.....not socks again!!!

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Blimey!
Go away for a few hours and you soon find yourself up to the neck in the proverbial here!
Darling BlueEyes is knitting me a willy warmer (medium) and a pair of gloves for her at the moment but as to a picture of me in just a sock or even socks then I am afraid that goes well beyond the boundaries of decency for this forum. Likely to have people running from rooms kicking and screaming and trampling small children in the rush if I were to put one up!
So - calm yourself TS - Sorry!
Kit - be patient hun - you will get your chance soon! lol
Fran - hurry back hun - losing the plot here and need some help taking these socks off wink :wink:
Blimey I spend a day soaring in a helicopter over Manhattan and come back here to find Fred posing in just his socks! Though I am not sure whether he is fashioning his new socks as nature intended or as a willy warmer???
Fred sweetie, please don't use them as a willy warmer, I'll end up with a mouth ful of wool and 'll spend all night pulling threads from my teeth...it'll just ruin the atmos...
By the way Wilma I am so pleased you bought Fred some new socks, last time we saw him he was wearing threadbare ones! If he won't take responsibility for his own sock shopping then he should expect them for christmas!
Carpathian, thank you for your comments, shame about the beard lol, but won't hold it against you, you may still
peruse my pics, and by the way I am gonna sort out a website soon (as long as Fred wil still help me lol).
Right I am off to look at the neon of Manhattan as it sprawls before my hotel window!!
Be back soon
Fran
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KitKat wrote:
TFFT Technophobe Kit here, Kat is out for the evening and I havn't got a clue about stuff like that
Thankyou - whoever it was
Kit
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ps - nice ad BTW
Fred Wrote:
Don't you worry your pretty little head Kit - you just go back to sharpening your nails hun!

Dearest Fred, I just thought I would bring this in here so that you could have all your troubled eggs in one basket, and since Wilma has removed your pecker already, your eggs are the next target on the list. I am sharpening my nails, but I assure you, but the implement I use on you will be very blunt and rusty indeed!
Very Much looking forward to meeting you! :twisted:
Kit
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Quote by facialfran
By the way Wilma I am so pleased you bought Fred some new socks, last time we saw him he was wearing threadbare ones! If he won't take responsibility for his own sock shopping then he should expect them for christmas!

But at least there was no egg on my shirt! 8) 8)
Fred
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