Im not someoen who embarrases easily (apart from having to stand up and talk in front of a group of people) but today I had the MOST cringeworthy moment of my life so far.
Was helping sis put some stuff to sell on that famous auction site, showing her how to do the photos and stuff, with her sat beside me at the PC. I uploaded her photos from her cam to my pc, and opened my picture file to get the first one out to upload to ebay......to be confronted by a FULL SCREEN close up, showing of me giving a blowjob to the 9 incher one of my swinging playmates :shock:
I was mortified and couldnt minimise the pic quick enough!
Thank god you couldnt see that it wasnt in fact my OH, as I'm the model of prim and prissyness to my family!!! So now hubby is proud thinking that his sis in law things hes VWE, and i can never show my face again!
Oh the shame LOL, i was certainly red faced I can tell you!!! I dodnt know where to put myself!
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Oh the shame of it!!!
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Thanks babes.....that really gave me the cheer up I so desperately needed tonight
Sassy
and as for you Mrs Bone
I'm shocked and appalled and :rotflmao: 
Sex God
oops :lol2:
Master of Sex
Keep smiling, she'll only be jealous, really :twisted: 
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Sex God
Mrs B strikes again
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Mod
It would have been even funnier if she had said "That's not your hubby's dick!" - how would she know??? :grin:
Now that would have opened a can of worms!
Mal
Now that would have opened a can of worms!
Mal
Sex God
:lol: :lol: Oh Mrs B you do make me laugh! Brilliant...Nola x
Master of Sex
That's what I do ... bury 'em deep! What's more, I give the files the most boring names possible so no-one will even want to open them. Things like 'maths' and 'premodyifying adjectives' usually does the trick
Sex God
I loaded Picassa onto my old laptop. It's a great system - allows you to identify your pics, label them, collect hem together etc.
What it also does is locate EVERY image on your machine unless it is in a secure folder already. Including ones in other people's personal folders.
I know this cos it loaded my son's pics into my session. Which means if HE loads it - he gets to see all MY pics too.
Needless to say I put all my pics in secure folders sharpish - they are now on my external hard-drive. LOL
So as a warning to others - don't assume other people can't get to your pics - some software is VERY good at finding image files.
What it also does is locate EVERY image on your machine unless it is in a secure folder already. Including ones in other people's personal folders.
I know this cos it loaded my son's pics into my session. Which means if HE loads it - he gets to see all MY pics too.
Needless to say I put all my pics in secure folders sharpish - they are now on my external hard-drive. LOL
So as a warning to others - don't assume other people can't get to your pics - some software is VERY good at finding image files.
Sexpert
Quote by Mistress_39
Hee hee hee
Kind of reminds me why we hide files inside files inside files....................I used to moan at my other half for doing that, but now I have read your post, I think I should shut up!
Ooh how'd u do that please? I've had a couple of near misses with my kids on the lappy!!
Cheers
Mrs Tin
Sex God
Tin soilder when u go to save something it gives u an option to open new folder u click on one u just opened and open another and another and another and so on just a hint tho hiding the my pictures isnt very safe
Sex God
I am so very sorry Mrs BD but I cant post anything constructive in this thread, cause everytime I read it, I have tears rolling down my face and Im shaking with laughter.
Sorry, not what you wanted to hear and I really do feel for you, but it is also so very funny
Also, I hope Mr BD doesn't have a problem with his sis-in-law thinking his 'bits' are only 9 inches :shock:
Sorry, not what you wanted to hear and I really do feel for you, but it is also so very funny
Also, I hope Mr BD doesn't have a problem with his sis-in-law thinking his 'bits' are only 9 inches :shock:
I am so very sorry Mrs BD but I cant post anything constructive in this thread, cause everytime I read it, I have tears rolling down my face and Im shaking with laughter.
Sorry, not what you wanted to hear and I really do feel for you, but it is also so very funny
Also, I hope Mr BD doesn't have a problem with his sis-in-law thinking his 'bits' are only 9 inches :shock:
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Sorry, not what you wanted to hear and I really do feel for you, but it is also so very funny
Also, I hope Mr BD doesn't have a problem with his sis-in-law thinking his 'bits' are only 9 inches :shock:
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Sexpert
Quote by X_fanny_x
Tin soilder when u go to save something it gives u an option to open new folder u click on one u just opened and open another and another and another and so on just a hint tho hiding the my pictures isnt very safe
Thank you fanny, I will give this a try ... anything's better than my kids fallin upon pictures they really don't need to be lookin at!!
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Sex God
Blimmin heck mrs.B..I hope you didn't offer her a sausage sandwich after :shock:
Quote by Bonedigger
Im not someoen who embarrases easily (apart from having to stand up and talk in front of a group of people) but today I had the MOST cringeworthy moment of my life so far.
Was helping sis put some stuff to sell on that famous auction site, showing her how to do the photos and stuff, with her sat beside me at the PC. I uploaded her photos from her cam to my pc, and opened my picture file to get the first one out to upload to ebay......to be confronted by a FULL SCREEN close up, showing of me giving a blowjob to the 9 incher one of my swinging playmates :shock:
I was mortified and couldnt minimise the pic quick enough!
Thank god you couldnt see that it wasnt in fact my OH, as I'm the model of prim and prissyness to my family!!! So now hubby is proud thinking that his sis in law things hes VWE, and i can never show my face again!
Oh the shame LOL, i was certainly red faced I can tell you!!! I dodnt know where to put myself!
Mr dd banned my son from using pc as there so many naughty pics and vids on here :crazy: but when mr dd was out one nite my sone gave me a present of a music video i really like to download and while he was sitting by the side of me i opened what i thought was a video of my fave artist only for us both to be confronted by me giving a meet from here a
with moving pics!!!! 
Thankfully he was so shocked his mother had porn on her pc he didnt realise it was his mum!!! :scared: (he's 18 btw ) mrs dd xx 
