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Which bastard took pictures of me with my own camera whilst I was otherwise enjoyably engaged with frenziedly fighting off Fred???? I've just realised that I couldn't have taken that picture..... 'fess up and face the music!
:kick: :kick:
I cannot tell a lie - it was DJohn, I told him not to, but he just would not listen. What can you do eh?
lhk
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He is so in trouble... especially as I've sent a copy to Mark and Flintstones already, will have to delete it from yours though!!
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sad No fair - I am sure I heard Mark suggesting it to him in the first place :(
Well it certainly wasn't me. I was in no condition to even work out which way to point the camera redface
Quote by willxx69
Well it certainly wasn't me. I was in no condition to even work out which way to point the camera redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
True! lol :lol:
Well Will is definitely out of the equation but I am impressed at how straight he could stand when slaughtered rotflmao
but I do think KitKat might be protesting a little too much. I'd question them a little more if I was you Jags confused:
Dawn :silly:
Actually Jags, if it was in the dinning room, it was me.......BUT.......you asked me to!!!
I know you won't slap me but feel free to punish Fred anytime you like hun.
Love
Wilma
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Actually Jags, if it was in the dinning room, it was me.......BUT.......you asked me to!!!
I know you won't slap me but feel free to punish Fred anytime you like hun.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Punishing Fred would be an outrageous pleasure... might just do it cos I can!
lol :lol:
CD should have arrived today, mind you some important mail from a town near you took 3 days by first class post last week so don't hold your breath too long. x x
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well Will is definitely out of the equation but I am impressed at how straight he could stand when slaughtered rotflmao
Years of practice Dawn! rolleyes
I have the evidence in my grubby little paws now Jags. Royal Mail or Pony
Ta very much Jags, I will peruse with much interest.
Love
Wilma
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Hold on... I don't remember that!
Kat!
Have you been spreading lies about me again?
Maybe I should wait to see what the punishment is before I deny everything. There might be slaps involved wink
Quote by Djohn
Hold on... I don't remember that!
Kat!
Have you been spreading lies about me again?

Nope, I distinctly remember seeing you, I distinctly remember Jag's camera, and I distinctly remember either you or the camera flashing. Perhaps you were just overcome with the emotion of it all? smile
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Bloody Hell, I think I would run that fast with a firework stuck up my arse!
:shock: lhk
Quote by KitKat
Bloody Hell, I think I would run that fast with a firework stuck up my arse!

Now doesn't that conjure up a nice image as an addition to the ribbon game - whiuch one do we replace with "Stick a firework up Kats Jacksey, light it and see how far he gets down the high street before it goes off"??????
Fred
Fred that really isn't nice smackbottom
But I have matches and I can also think of a way of putting out any fires if it gets out of hand redface
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
But I have matches and I can also think of a way of putting out any fires if it gets out of hand redface

The cricket green has still not recovered from the last time you "watered" it!
Behave!
Fred
Sorry Fred redface surprisedops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn
I have matches
Chase me! Chase me!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't walk behind me; I may fart.
Don't walk in front of me; I may vomit.
Just walk beside me and I'll splash in the puddles

Interesting signature hun!
Quote by KitKat
I have matches
then I'll be after you!!! No stopping to clean windows tho KitKat, it will slow you down lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by FredFlintstone
Don't walk behind me; my arse is too big
Don't walk in front of me; my tits bounce
Just walk beside me and find me some grass

You are in so much trouble FredFlinstone
Dawn :silly:
LOOK WHERE I FOUND KAT DAWN!!!
So much for being chased, his windows are much more important!!
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Dawn_Mids

Don't walk behind me; my arse is too big
Don't walk in front of me; my tits bounce
Just walk beside me and find me some grass

You are in so much trouble FredFlintstone

Ohhhhhhhh bugga! :shock: :shock:
Is this 20 pegs and a bit of string time? wink
I think I may have trouble finding you some grass - where does one go to buy drugs these days - the local police station? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by FredFlintstone
Is this 20 pegs and a bit of string time?

God I hope so, always wanted to do that to someone :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
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Which bastard took pictures of me with my own camera whilst I was otherwise enjoyably engaged with frenziedly fighting off Fred???? I've just realised that I couldn't have taken that picture..... 'fess up and face the music!
:kick: :kick:
:smug: Just found a picture of Wilma with Jags' camera. It sort of lost it's effect though when I realise Wilma had happily confessed anyway! sad
lhk
Kat
I said it wasn't me! Oooh, you're in trouble, Kat. Taking advantage of my slightly tipsy state, thinking I wouldn't remember. I don't even know how to turn Jags' camera on.
What would be a suitable punishment, do you think?
Quote by DJohn
I said it wasn't me! Oooh, you're in trouble, Kat. Taking advantage of my slightly tipsy state, thinking I wouldn't remember.
Ah, but did you do anything to STOP Wilma taking the photographs? No? Guilt by inactivity then. What is the old saying? "For embarassing pictures to flourish it is necessary only for good men to do nothing?"
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I don't even know how to turn Jags on.
Pink bunny costume, violin, serenading in a public place. Oh, and cock pics get her REALLY worked up. Other than that, just breathe and wear a kilt I think. dunno
lhk
Kat
HUGE SLAP for Kate..
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Two can play at that game!
Quote by KitKat
...i... ...a...m... ...Guilt...y...

I had to apply a little editing, but the message was clear.
Now, about that punishment. Would shagging Kit while you're forced to watch be too cruel? wink
OK, I'll say it for you. "Too cruel for poor Kit"