Oiyrish jokes (and blonde).......this one hurts!!!

19 Nov 2004

Been away working in Oiyrlund; found it to be very green, very hospitible and a whole pile of fun. Met a lovely young lady, blonde as a blonde thing, who told me the following hillarious joke:
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first?....... dunno

.........the brunette!!
The blonde had to stop and ask for directions. :doh: Whoop whoop. :silly:
Beat that for a groaner. bolt

19 Nov 2004

Quote by funtimes3006
Been away working in Oiyrlund; found it to be very green, very hospitible and a whole pile of fun. Met a lovely young lady, blonde as a blonde thing, who told me the following hillarious joke:
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first?.......
.........the brunette!!
The blonde had to stop and ask for directions. :doh: Whoop whoop. :silly:
Beat that for a groaner.

Three blondes walked into a bar......................
You'd think one of them would have seen it! lol

:lol: :lol:
OK its probably the oldest joke in the world confused

19 Nov 2004

barring it was an irish person telling the joke where is the rest of it
the irish government will be writing to u under the joke discriptions act as we take our jokesvery seriously over in the emerald isle
and some people call the irish thick lol
the leprechaun now is rolling on the floor laughing his little green socks of as the irish government has offered him 10% of any damages they win in this case

20 Nov 2004

Quote by leprechaun
barring it was an irish person telling the joke where is the rest of it
the irish government will be writing to u under the joke discriptions act as we take our jokesvery seriously over in the emerald isle
and some people call the irish thick lol
the leprechaun now is rolling on the floor laughing his little green socks of as the irish government has offered him 10% of any damages they win in this case

Hun you were damaged years ago!!
OK Joke:-
An irish man shagging a jewish girl:
He says I thought u Jews were tight.
Shes says I thought u paddys were thick lol

Disclaimer:- no intent to upset and irish or jewish ppl was meant. :rose: