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BIGJIMMYUK1986
Warming the Bed
Hiya all need bit of help. Sorry it’s a tad long! But need advice.
Ok when out Saturday night.
I don’t think im ugly but not a pretty boy.
Any way we went to a few pubs had a good drink then moved on to a club.
Got in got a drink went straight to the dance floor, (me & my mate) stayed in the Conner trying to get a feel for the club and seeking out who we were going to dance with & try to pull.
So out of the blue 2 Stunning and I mean out of our league stunning girls come up to us, grab our hands and pull us into the center of the dance floor!!!!!
So im chatting with the one dressed in pink, found out she’s 26 and her mate in the white is 20.
I really fanced the one in white Very small under 5ft! So I danced with her and my mate danced with the one in pink.
Every thing is going great. Looking into her eyes was dancing and grinding with her and dirty dancing things could not be better.
I notice for the last 30mins some guy has been giving me evils and dancing near me, he turns out its her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
So they all head to another club and ask us to come smile so we go but a friend of there’s could not get in, no id.
So we go back to the orginal club but the girl I have been dancing with didn’t come back nor her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! I saw them two over the road having chat. I think he took her home!! Not really sure.
Any way my mate he’s meeting up with her in the same club next week. Hopefully the girl I danced with will be there.
Here's where I need advice.
Im hoping she be there were hit of and get her number then go for a quite drink and get to know her!
But 2 things:
1) Her PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!! How do I play that one? He did not liking me and her dirty dancing!
2) They might go to another club Lets call it XYZ, but there’s a guy who I used to work with who sexually harassed me and got moved to another depo.
So if they go to XYZ I go but face getting in a punch up! (He has nasty mates) and missing my chance with this girl.
this based on if she does like me.
What advice can you give me!?
OMG I looked into her eyes and I just feel head over heels!!!! And what to get to know her what she likes etc.
Cheers for any help.
Unknown User
OK fella.... you were in bi chat yesterday telling the world and his brother you were a submissive gay boy that wanted to be spit roasted by two blokes and spouting fantasy after fantasy.... I assume this is another one? If so, don't waste our time evil
If it isn't you, then you've nicked the pics off whoever was in chat yesterday spouting crap, but I'm 99% sure the user name was the same. If they've nicked your's then I apologise as you have someone on here that has stolen your identity and changed your sexuality in the process confused
We're not as stupid as you think you know, so go get your kicks another way - Chat was boring enough and as I was the subject of most of the crap, please don't bring it onto the Forums :evil:
freimation
Sexpert
sorry bullshiters not welcome here dreamer
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by freimation
sorry bullshiters not welcome here dreamer

nobody has asked me to leave yet
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
hi
ok if shes 20 but still carrying around a comfort cushion even when she goes clubbing then i think thats a issue??
maybe this cushion isnt really her cushion but her cousin who fancies her or not a cousin at all but a ex?
get your mate to pass on your phone number via her mate if your not likely to see her again and leave it up to her. dont risk getting your head kicked in.
xx lou xx
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
popcorn, anyone rolleyes

ooh, sugared please!
you get the popcorn, i will fetch the drinks
Darkfire
Sex God
i'm staying out of this, i'll just provide the snacks and fluffing during the interval :twisted:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
i'm staying out of this, i'll just provide the snacks and fluffing during the interval :twisted:

oooh, you just put a smile on my face!!!!
mmm, snacks......
Darkfire
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: wide-boy
pickled onion monster munch do ya?
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
NN its a comforter, she carries it around with her to cuddle ??? some people suck their thumbs??? i grew out of all of that i now prefer to cuddle other things and suck other things also actually lol
xx lou xx
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
what the hells a......
PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
dunno

at a guess, he is her escape clause for the moment she doesnt want her victim around
"see him, he is my bf"
protective cushion
Unknown User
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP confused If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull lol ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters mad
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
NN its a comforter, she carries it around with her to cuddle ??? some people suck their thumbs??? i grew out of all of that i now prefer to cuddle other things and suck other things also actually lol
xx lou xx

so she takes a guy 2 the club with her to cuddle?
ok i've very lost on this one lol
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP confused If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull lol ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters mad

actually i believe him, he looks gay :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
what the hells a......
PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
dunno

It means being fat where I come from lol
freimation
Sexpert
what will this boy dream up next rolleyes
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP confused If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull lol ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters mad

There there...tell me all about it!
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
what the hells a......
PROTECTIVE CUSION!!!!!!!
dunno

It means being fat where I come from lol
PMSL oh i have one of them :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by BIGJIMMYUK1986
Cheers for any help.

I feel there is little chance of that.
You could do the totty a favour though - go to a different club! lol :lol: :lol:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady

Cheers for any help.

I feel there is little chance of that.
You could do the totty a favour though - go to a different club! lol :lol: :lol:
no, let him go, it would increase the chances of others trying their luck
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP confused If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull lol ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters mad

There there...tell me all about it!
rotflmao You just the 'nipples' word and you were interested :lol:
sercher01
Sex God
woohoo! this sounds fun can i start???????? :twisted:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm sorry for my rant but don't think I've broken the AUP confused If the Chat Ops want the time etc to check the chat log to substantiate my claims then I can provide them.... it was just one fantasy after another yesterday spamming up chat (when I was on the pull lol ) and I've had my fill up to my nipples today of bullshitters mad

There there...tell me all about it!
rotflmao You just the 'nipples' word and you were interested :lol:
and i've got the strawberry sauce...
but seriously.....if someone as been messing my Bloke around......just say the word......i'm only nine miles away from him! :twisted:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
woohoo! this sounds fun can i start???????? :twisted:

ok we'll follow your lead wink
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
but seriously.....if someone as been messing my Bloke around......just say the word......i'm only nine miles away from him! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
... are you drunk? confused
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
but seriously.....if someone as been messing my Bloke around......just say the word......i'm only nine miles away from him! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
... are you drunk? confused
dont you want him to be?
Unknown User
Quote by essex34m
but seriously.....if someone as been messing my Bloke around......just say the word......i'm only nine miles away from him! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
... are you drunk? confused
dont you want him to be?
No - I'd rather he was sober saying those type of things as then, when he was drunk, there would be a 99% chance he'd do them :twisted: