whel iv steared at the chat room as long as i can with out getting depressed opps to late actualy i think what i need is some to say "hi there I/we are comfortable in the sceane we/I can introduce you to ppl you can cum clubs with us/me and I/we can introduce you to ppl there you dont need to bring your half gf and we/I dont want anything in retairn expt mabe sexual favours " basicly just need my hand taking hold of and draging me out of the hetrosexual closet so to speak it would be nice anyway i've got things i don other stuff than this im no net head but i spend alot of time here yours pete
Quote by swingingpete someone come and take me by the hand and show me how its done because I am too lazy arsed to work at getting into swinging by wasting time chatting with people to making friends
Is what I'm guessing at, is it close??? Dawn :silly:
Pete What you need is a good friend to help you along. But I here you ask do they exist. All I can say to your message is goodluck, but don't hold your Breath. Or maybe you should. :banghead:
i dont see whats kilingon i can be arsed butt its dificult when there is nobody to talk to and as for "What you need is a good friend to help you along. But I here you ask do they exist. " so ppl who get my age with out freinds are doing life in prisen in your eyes how can freinds(nice ppl) not exist is it every for there self guns blazin and the week just die i thought this was one of them "all help eatch other relaxed freindly nice places " but i must be mentaly ill to think that "somebody" could come to a group of ppl say im a litle lost pick me up and let me into your world i think im a hippy or something every is equal every NEEDS to be happy if some is going wrong some were help them out take ppl out of the cold stuff like that and mr gottohavit you r a boy go play with your self
Swinging Pete :sparring: I see the gloves are off. But this site is so friendly if approached right. Maybe you needed a boy, (your words not mine) has you said, to put you right. Goto go Mum and Dad taking me to chatroom near you. Gottohaveit :kissmyarse:
Not being funny, but at the end of the day, you have to make some efforts to make friends everywhere you go in life? We do not unfortunately live in a society where like in the pictures you can walk upto the lady/gent and say ' I wish to have sex with you', and they ALWAYS reciprocate? This is possible IF you pay someone to do it, but then it depends on what your liking is? Sex full stop, some affection before and after or maybe a few repeat sessions? I find that if you have an I cant be arsed attitude, then you get likewise, and if you try, although it is NOT always successful, you make a few friends on the way and generally feel better than you do if you have no one to look forward to chatting with again?
Your style of spelling is very... individual. That makes it harder to understand what you're saying. In this game, when you're competing against a disproportionate number of men for the attentions of just a few women/couples, anything that makes it harder for people to understand you is a disadvantage. Why should a woman - or even a man who could "introduce" you to swingers - invest time in trying to decode what you've said when she/he can go onto the next guy looking for the same thing, whose meaning can be read and understood within sixty seconds?
Quote by swingingpete every NEEDS to be happy
Yes, but your happiness is not the responsibility of anyone on this forum but you. Bluntly - and this goes for any walk of life - if you want someone else to care about your happiness, you have to give them a reason. I'm afraid it's up to you to touch people, to make them give a damn if you laugh or cry. Because let's face it, if any of us had dedicated our lives solely to making unhappy people happier, we'd all be working in a mission in Africa somewhere. To put it another way, what do you have to offer? All we know is you're a horny guy from Doncaster - it doesn't exactly make you stand out from the crowd...
I have PM'd swingingpete so let's hope he replys so that we can all help this new person. He does have a very 'individual' and mostly incomphrensible method of using the English language - if it's Klingon then I do hope someone has a dictionary. However, swingingpete, this site does not encourage rudeness or disrepectfulness to others. 'Behaviour breeds behaviour' and, as others have said, your happiness is not the responsiblity of people you haven't yet established any form of relationship with and your posting comes over as difficult and on the verge of aggressive (but's it hard to tell!!). Now, LET us help you - or at least give us a clue HOW we could help you. :)
in so many places when you start some were sombody will show you round or thats how it always used to be when i feel atackted when i've asked for alitle help it just makes me look a dick when i get all frustrated i've seen other ppl do it but its hard not to i dint realise it was one of them places were there are more men than women but what i dont get is why that makes it a compation after alll we can share so to speak thats what swinging is all about it seems to me like every around me at my age is all sorted like i've been in a comma for a few years or just moved to the cuntry(thats probly the best eway to look at my problem) its been like that for sometime it realy is ashame there ist such a place were its a simple as "will you go to bed with me" and expecting a yes in replay if sombody created a cyber world like that they would be a god/des thats what im constanly serching for
What you're searching for DOES NOT exist. Take on board the comments that people have already made in response to your first post and act on them. This forum is a very friendly place to those who are polite, but can become very hostile to those that aren't. Success on this forum depends on being as friendly as you would be in real life. It is not a place where you are granted instant sex just because you ask for it. If you do want instant sex, you will have to put your hand in your pocket and pay for it as a swingers forum is not for you.
yer it sound about right then this all makes sence just out of intersted how many ppl whould like one of them places that wert a brothel but you were garantied sex if you dint hav three heads or something plus douse any1 no how you even go about buying sex I know i dont i was only intriducing my self
Hello Swingingpete :wave: :wave: Welcome to the SH Forum.(Let's start again!) Please feel free to join in with the various topics you will find here. All that is asked is that you respect the people in here and they will do likewise. Join in the fun and enjoy yourself. I hope you find what you are looking for. BTW, you keep mentioning "people of you age." How old are you?? Sgt Bilko
I am only a couple of weeks into the Forums myself SwP and have had quite a few laughs at the comments in the Cafe. I am becoming a more open person, enjoying getting to know people through their writings. I donlt know if you could spend a litle time double checking your typing B4 submitting it but none of these PPL on the forum mind a few misspelled or mis-typed words. It is true we all love sexy fun (so far as I can see), but we are not communicating here just for the shag. A time will come - hopefully before close of play today - oops I mean within a few months, when a correspondent will 'flirt' in their replies to me and I can flirt back and see if the hieroglyphics (haven't a clue how bad that spelling is, but anticipate a correction much sooner than my shag), are chemically favourable and a closer friendship can be attempted. Hope things improeve for you matee
Quote by swingingpete i dint realise it was one of them places were there are more men than women but what i dont get is why that makes it a compation after alll we can share so to speak thats what swinging is all about
Let me put it this way... 3828 adverts for men seeking women and 101 for women seeking men. Even if each of those men only swing once a year, each and every one of those women will have to have sex with one of them every 9 and a half days, on average, in order for everyone to get some fun. This only becomes practical if you add couples to the equation - then most couples/single girls could get away with seeing just one single guy every six weeks. If they all do their duty, then every singleton male on this site will have been satisfied... once in a year. :-( Okay, that's a crude analysis and I've rounded fractions up and down to simplify it, but you get the idea. And it's rubbish too, because most women aren't trying to service needy guys out of a sense of social responsibility - they want the guys they find the most attractive (physically, mentally, socially or in whatever way floats their boat), who'll give them the most enjoyment. (To put it another way, if they're looking for someone and trying to choose between you and another guy, they'll choose the one they like the best.) And anyway most of the guys wouldn't be content to swing once then wait twelve months for their turn to come around again.
Quote by swingingpete 21 i live with my ex she would swing but only to make me happy
Dude, if I read that right I think you deserve praise for not letting her do something she dislikes just to make you happy. I hope you find something you'll enjoy here.
Hey swingingpete While away for the afternoon, had a good long think about what you said. Why cant't we just have sex. No friends just sex. Really when you think, about what you have said, how many woman are honestly going read what you have written then think. IRRESISTIBLE Like you I also am new to the site. But all the members have made me feel very welcome. I have also asked for advice, they have gone far above the call of duty. So slow down get to understand the members. But also respect them, this is a very big jump for some. Then you will see what a truly great site this is. Bye Gottohaveit
Quote by SecretSquirrel hieroglyphics (haven't a clue how bad that spelling is, but anticipate a correction much sooner than my shag)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You spelt it right you jammy git! No correction required, now you can sleep happily tonight knowing you're one step closer to a shag
Quote by gottohaveit Like you I also am new to the site. But all the members have made me feel very welcome. I have also asked for advice, they have gone far above the call of duty.
I'll second that; there are seriously nice people here.
ok them figures about there being miloins or single guys and just a few women im not beng weird or anything but how douse this hapen there as many men as women in the uk
Also Men ads Start 12 inch cock for slut to take Why This is why I think alot women stay away. They are to feel cheap by these crap adds with no imagination. Would like to see if that line works in club. Hi slut you craving 12 inch cock :doh:
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