ok im bored but ....

24 Oct 2004

which lovley lady would give me the time of me life lol

24 Oct 2004

is this on SH or one from past n present? Think you should have put this in lets meet up maybe! biggrin

24 Oct 2004

Ah the Funk, this really isn't the way to get a woman into bed hun!! You may as well have said "I'm bored, I don't have anything better to do so you can shag me if you want"
What does SHE get out of it? I have visions of you just lying back, making "Ooh" and "Aah" noises now and again (if you can be bothered!) and then once you've cum saying "cheers luv, off you pop now cos the footy's on in a bit"
Luckily for me I have ironing to do rolleyes

:roll:

24 Oct 2004

Don't listen to them, mate! That is heaven to my ears!
Means I don't have to say my usual... "Shut up, get on your back and stay still!"
I'll expect you in half an hour, ok?
Oh, please realise that if I finish first, I'll hop off and be asleep in nano-seconds. Probably snoring, too.

24 Oct 2004

Another one liner !!!!!!!!!!!!! dunno

:doh: :doh:

:banghead: :doh: :doh: :banghead:
Will they ever learn.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX

24 Oct 2004

Awww Little, Funk has been posting and I think this thread is slightly tongue in cheek... however...
..I have offered him 'in' and the little Funk-wit has gone off line.
Oi!! Funk!! Get yer arse back on duty!

24 Oct 2004

i have been posting here fopr quite abit !!!
and it was a tounge in cheek post
sorry al

24 Oct 2004

Quote by the funk
i have been posting here fopr quite abit !!!
and it was a tounge in cheek post
sorry al

That's what I said.
Now then hun... why aren't you here yet?

24 Oct 2004

Quote by the funk
which lovley lady would give me the time of me life lol

I'm free

Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX

24 Oct 2004

Quote by little
which lovley lady would give me the time of me life lol

I'm free

Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Bugger off! Or at least form an orderly line... behind me, of course! biggrin

:lol:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by the funk
i have been posting here fopr quite abit !!!
and it was a tounge in cheek post
sorry al

What happened to my next post, it seems to have been lost !!!!
Said something about being free !!!!!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
i have been posting here fopr quite abit !!!
and it was a tounge in cheek post
sorry al

That's what I said.
Now then hun... why aren't you here yet?
on me way wink

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
which lovley lady would give me the time of me life lol

I'm free

Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Bugger off! Or at least form an orderly line... behind me, of course! biggrin

:lol:
Maybe we could share him together, unless of course funk would have an objection to being used and having sexual pleasures with two women? dunno

24 Oct 2004

Good plan, I'll expect you any mo. biggrin

24 Oct 2004

blushes blushes
cheers girls !!!
im sure i could handle you both

24 Oct 2004

Quote by the funk
blushes blushes
cheers girls !!!
im sure i could handle you both

Hey Vix, Little
Sounds almost like a challenge there! rolleyes