OK, im getting sick and tired of this

28 Jun 2005

Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
confused

: :shock: biggrin

28 Jun 2005

Just put the fact that you are male in your signature or change the avatar!

28 Jun 2005

But lynx28, you do look like you have a womans arse :giggle:

28 Jun 2005

You might have more luck if you stood up and showed a little more.
Alternatively just cover it in baby oil and wear a thong rotflmao

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

Must admit your arse does look of the female variety!

28 Jun 2005

I think Steveg and Mal at one time both suffered from the same thing, blokes thinking they were women! :evil2: :evil2: :giggle:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
You might have more luck if you stood up and showed a little more.
Alternatively just cover it in baby oil and wear a thong

Well im not turning round and doing a full frontal before I start getting pm's about my chest. biggrin

Im appalled. :P

28 Jun 2005

write i am a chap on it with lip stick

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
You might have more luck if you stood up and showed a little more.
Alternatively just cover it in baby oil and wear a thong

Well im not turning round and doing a full frontal before I start getting pm's about my chest. biggrin

Im appalled. :P
You could do a close up of your arse and not shave it (if you do). Don't know many women with a hairy arse lol

But you could do a rear shot with your back and legs included as they'll look more masculine (I can only assume). You'll still get the odd idiot who can't be arsed to look elsewhere but your arse, but you can just send them a pic of your front and they'll get the message :lol: :lol:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
You might have more luck if you stood up and showed a little more.
Alternatively just cover it in baby oil and wear a thong

Well im not turning round and doing a full frontal before I start getting pm's about my chest. biggrin

Im appalled. :P
You could do a close up of your arse and not shave it (if you do). Don't know many women with a hairy arse lol

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You must be one of the few on here who havent met my other half then. ;)

28 Jun 2005

Well, your pic is a bit ambiguous, to be honest. I thought my arse (so to speak) avatar was obviously male, but I still got a PM from a guy -see below - name removed to protect the innocent.

I looked at yoyur profile and thought you had a fit arse. But, second looks (and by judging by the Lennon line ony our profile) I be thinking your either a bi Fem yourself (as those buns loom fairly tight) or your a bloke in which case I will disappoint you!
Can you put me out of my misery?! IS that a womans arse I am looking at?!
;-)?!

Call me crazy, but surely you can see it isn't the right shape for a woman's arse...? Geez

28 Jun 2005

Nice ass Aldeway :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

I happen to know that Red Rum was a little bit disappointed withhis own member, he'd often shower alone after a big race out of shyness. Bless

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Ginsters
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

I happen to know that Red Rum was a little bit disappointed withhis own member, he'd often shower alone after a big race out of shyness. Bless
I wouldn't compare myself to Red Rum. Who wants to shag someone with a tiny man permanently on their back, always goes like the clappers and who finishes first?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

hee hee, opened your eyes to the crap us females get in pms now though aint it lol
xxx fem xxxx

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

Well it does look like a woman's arse to me.......do you shave it all use veet?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by da69ve
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

Well it does look like a woman's arse to me.......do you shave it all use veet?
da69ve got a point you know it is a bit girlie

28 Jun 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

hee hee, opened your eyes to the crap us females get in pms now though aint it lol
xxx fem xxxx
I opened my eyes to read and quickly closed them again when I seen the content. lol

28 Jun 2005

Yeah, it is a bit of a girlie arse. Why do you shave all the hair off and is it easy to do lol

:lol:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by lynx28
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
: :shock:

hee hee, opened your eyes to the crap us females get in pms now though aint it lol
xxx fem xxxx
I opened my eyes to read and quickly closed them again when I seen the content. lol

Please enlighten us as to what's between your legs now. It looks very freaky and scary, and definately won't help as it looks more like a pussy than anything else :?

28 Jun 2005

actually i have been wondering for a while now if your male or female lol
all i can say is now u know how us women feel with all the stoopid PMs lol

P.S whats that between ur legs it looks like one of the vibrating pussys u get from the sex shop rotflmao

28 Jun 2005

I think that with a pose like that you are actually hoping that men will reply.
This thread is you fighting your demons!
lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I think that with a pose like that you are actually hoping that men will reply.
This thread is you fighting your demons!

well i have 2 admit a guy putting a pic up of him bending over showing his arse does kinda say.......all men here!! lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually i have been wondering for a while now if your male or female lol
all i can say is now u know how us women feel with all the stoopid PMs
P.S whats that between ur legs it looks like one of the vibrating pussys u get from the sex shop

ops: I thought it was a funnel ...... :oops: :oops:
maybe we should call him the QE2 from now on :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: bolt

28 Jun 2005

I was going to say call me stupid but others seem to ask the same question!
Namely, why pose with your arse in that particular position? Its only asking for trouble!
Now, does it look like a female arse? Well , to be honest, there is not must else to go one so yes it could look like a girly bum!
Secondly, now that you are trying to sort it out, what exactly is it you are holding there?
McC

28 Jun 2005

actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by john45_sw_uk
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:moon:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:moon:
rolleyes

28 Jun 2005

Sorry Naughtynymphos but I can not believe that. For a start I can not believe that you normally hold some obscure device between your thighs - but there again I could be wrong.
I do agree however that you should give the site the chance to prove that your bum is better than his!!
McC