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who keep stealing SH every so often i keep getting booted out of SH and when i try to sign back in its gone dissapeard and all im left with is a mywebsearch page mad :x :x :x :x
I keep getting a blank page dunno Or the Proxy error or page cannot be found rolleyes
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I keep getting a blank page dunno Or the Proxy error or page cannot be found rolleyes

see see its those bloody gremlins or maybe its worse it aliens
I keep getting the 404 Error page telling me the page has moved or no longer exists. sad
not owning up to any thing unless my solicitor is present lol
I hope its the same person who has made some of my web pages have really big writing, when they give you SH back please ask them to make my web pages back to normal size
thanks
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ok come on the i have been home from 0900 and someone stole SH then put it back just now mad
how is a man suppose to get a good days perving in after a nights work if some one keep stealing SH lol
Police and Bods at SH Towers have issued the following statement:
Following the theft of SH and it's contents last night, we can confirm that, thanks to the newly installed CCTV at SH Towers, a positive identification of the culrit has been made. The dastardly thief tried to escape with over 285,000 photos and documents containing the details of forthcoming munches and socials. However, he was disturbed in the process of downloading ShaznTony's vast video collection and escaped emptyhanded.
We believe him to be between 6' and 7' tall and aged anywhere from 70 to 150. Morbidly obese and weighing approx 400lb he is described as having a 'rather large sherry and mince pie gut'. He was last seen dressed in a red suit with white fur trim, black boots, red hat and with a long white beard which we believe to be false.
This man made his getaway on an open sleigh with the help of his 8 accomplices who seemed to be disguised as reindeer complete with antlers.
We cannot stress enough that this man is extremely dangerous. He will befriend anyone, has a charming smile and laugh and tricks children into telling him their address. He then breaks into the house through the chimney ( or louvre windows, whichever is easier ) and rummages through the house drinking all the sherry and eating the mince pies.
Please note, this man is extremely dangerous, his 'minders, are known to be 3rd Dan Blackbelts and can deliver a hefty kick to the nadgers when threatened. DO NOT APPROACH THIS MAN. If you see him, contact SH Towers immediately.
There is a reward for the arrest and conviction of this man and his minders ( 2 nights of 'pleasure' with the Bod of your choice )
innocent
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We believe him to be between 6' and 7' tall and aged anywhere from 70 to 150. Morbidly obese and weighing approx 400lb he is described as having a 'rather large sherry and mince pie gut'. He was last seen dressed in a red suit with white fur trim, black boots, red hat and with a long white beard which we believe to be false.

the swine!
a repeat offender too I believe.... he was noted at his dastardly work about a year ago...possibly on previous occassions... beware of this fellow, a seasonal warning to one and all!
lp
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You lot crack me up :lol2:
Mr X is also being sort by the inland revenue. They believe he is importing large numbers of toys without pay tax on them. If seen please address siting to number 11 Downing Street. Mr X's Gang are well organize and are invading tax on a massive scale.
............. and remember, offences like this are quite rare....
so........ please dont have nightmares...........
Quote by DeeCee
............. and remember, offences like this are quite rare....
so........ please dont have nightmares...........

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That just topped it all off for me :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
**UPDATE**
Police have arrested 3 men in connection with the theft of SH and they are being held in custody until 24th December for further questioning.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
**UPDATE**
Police have arrested 3 men in connection with the theft of SH and they are being held in custody until 24th December for further questioning.



Devastating news, I know the identity of the so called SH thief. My mum's just reliably informed me....
It's my fuppin Dad... OMG the mucky Bastard!!
My world is in turmoil.
Sorry everyone
NEWS FLASH
Whilst police have been questrioning the three suspect it appears another atempt mas made, to steal SH from SH towers. SWAT was immediatly called to sercure SH towers and arrest the perps surprised

Unfortuantly they managed to escape and are still at large :shock:
The recent new release must now be up datyed.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Police and Bods at SH Towers have issued the following statement:
....
This man made his getaway on an open sleigh with the help of his 8 accomplices who seemed to be disguised as reindeer complete with antlers.
...
innocent

The 8 accomplices have now been proven to be well trained reindeer. They seem to be infected with some form of radiation. At least one reindeer's nose has started to glow in the dark. Government vets not not know if there is a public health risk. If any reindeer, practically one's with red noses are seen report them to your nearest police station.
Beware this new reindeer flew may make the jump to humans.
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**UPDATE**
Police have arrested 3 men in connection with the theft of SH and they are being held in custody until 24th December for further questioning.



They're bound to get off on a technicality.
Theres always a clause.
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**UPDATE**
Police have arrested 3 men in connection with the theft of SH and they are being held in custody until 24th December for further questioning.



They're bound to get off on a technicality.
Theres always a clause.
Naughty WW smackbottom
rolleyes
You have all got the wrong end of the stick..............................
...........the reason the site was absent last night is simple.....it went to the munch. :shock: Sick and tired of merely adverttising social events it decidied "why not go along and give one a go to see what it's like" So off the wigan it toddeled and tried all the usual antics, getting drunk. arse bareing and hopeless flirting..........then it stumbeled off home fell sleep on the sofa with a kebab and then woke up in a panic remembering it had forgot to put it's self back online lol
Quote by Shireen
............. and remember, offences like this are quite rare....
so........ please dont have nightmares...........

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That just topped it all off for me :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
No, it'll be topped of when someone says "Keep 'em peeled"
:rotflmao:
Quote by sheddy
rolleyes
You have all got the wrong end of the stick..............................
...........the reason the site was absent last night is simple.....it went to the munch. :shock: Sick and tired of merely adverttising social events it decidied "why not go along and give one a go to see what it's like" So off the wigan it toddeled and tried all the usual antics, getting drunk. arse bareing and hopeless flirting..........then it stumbeled off home fell sleep on the sofa with a kebab and then woke up in a panic remembering it had forgot to put it's self back online lol

Nah, you're just talking about yourself now Sheddy rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by Dawnie
rolleyes
You have all got the wrong end of the stick..............................
...........the reason the site was absent last night is simple.....it went to the munch. :shock: Sick and tired of merely adverttising social events it decidied "why not go along and give one a go to see what it's like" So off the wigan it toddeled and tried all the usual antics, getting drunk. arse bareing and hopeless flirting..........then it stumbeled off home fell sleep on the sofa with a kebab and then woke up in a panic remembering it had forgot to put it's self back online lol

Nah, you're just talking about yourself now Sheddy rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
I thought he was talking about PK for a minute there :giggle:
bolt
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I thought he was talking about PK for a minute there :giggle:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry PK kiss