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Ok so i lied about my age

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Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget, so can anyone think of something (practical, not wrestling a Bengal Tiger) to do, an activity or a place to celebrate.
Maybe something you wanted to do, but never got the chance.
My family will be there, so swinging, drugs, rock and roll and cracks whores are completely out of the question
How about a theme for a party? NOT tarts and Vicars!
Post your ideas here or send me a birthday card with a blow job coupon redeemable at any Boots Pharmacy counter biggrin :D
Bungi jumping.
The closest you can get to committing suicide and living to tell the tale. What a head rush. lol
I never got to punch any of the members of Steps in the face before they disbanded , and now i mention it i spose it would make a theme for a party too .
Or is that just me ??
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I never got to punch any of the members of Steps in the face before they disbanded , and now i mention it i spose it would make a theme for a party too .
Or is that just me ??

Can I give H a really big slap pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee?
Cheesy gimp rolleyes
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Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget, so can anyone think of something (practical, not wrestling a Bengal Tiger) to do, an activity or a place to celebrate.
Maybe something you wanted to do, but never got the chance.
My family will be there, so swinging, drugs, rock and roll and cracks whores are completely out of the question
How about a theme for a party? NOT tarts and Vicars!
Post your ideas here or send me a birthday card with a blow job coupon redeemable at any Boots Pharmacy counter biggrin :D

hmmmmm, now the answer depends on if you LIKE your family or not I think
Yes then bungee jumping as per Libra-Love
No then Bungee jumping as per Libra-Love ( keeping the heavy duty bolt croppers hidden until they have launched ) followed by the mass orgy smile
i havent got an idea but as i was reading i saw the reply kristof posted and i couldnt make any sense outy of it at all didd anyone else understand it.
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Ill be 21 on the 20th May.

Bless. If my dear departed dog was still alive, she would also have been 21 on the 20th May.
I'm all sad now sad
Sorry to hijak your thread redface
No ideas about your birthday, but I really didn't know that Boots offered over the counter BJs :shock: ..... I might start shopping there again wink
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Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget,
Have the Swinging Heaven logo tatooed onto your forehead.
so can anyone think of something (practical, not wrestling a Bengal Tiger)
Bugger, must read the whole message before replying
My family will be there, so swinging, drugs, rock and roll and cracks whores are completely out of the question
because they have all done that before?
How about a theme for a party? NOT tarts and Vicars!
um, how about "What they were wearing the year I was born"
lhk
Kat
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um, how about "What they were wearing the year I was born"

Or when you were conceived - nowt, I think would be the answer.
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Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget,
Have the Swinging Heaven logo tatooed onto your forehead.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
classic
Quote by KitKat
Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget,
Have the Swinging Heaven logo tatooed onto your forehead.
Thanks for the imput you crazy crazy people, biggrin
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I never got to punch any of the members of Steps in the face before they disbanded , and now i mention it i spose it would make a theme for a party too .
Or is that just me ??

oooh - Can I join you on that one!!! confused: