well i looked all over the house for that elusive morsal of chocolate,to no avail. i do how ever have the chistmas advent calender.i can almost hear you thinking one of two things, 1. how could you eat the littel uns treats ( oh i can, i can you know)and are you going to do to replace chocolate? well i found some chocolate (milk) digestives (cant stand digestives) but beggers cant be ermmmm choco munchers.
so i was wondering,how low you would go to get your chocolate fix. What do you do(sex aint an answer) or eat to replace chocolate, be it the wisper(no wispers please,you know the rules)that you bought for the children om the way home,because thay are sooooo good (shamme your about to eat it and thay will never know hheheheh)imagine there wee faces.
so i thow cation to the wind and ask the honerable chums what you do for choco when your a bit tiddly cant drive and need chocolate??????
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ok you have ran out of chocolate....what ya gunna do now?
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Quote by Whipsnspurs
take a sharp knife and heat heat it over the stub of a candle... use the hot blade to shave the chocolate coating off of the digestives.
there's a propper solution for the chock-junkie
for the record... I have maltesers
nice
lp
then i'm all yours!
it will cost you the 'tesers first though
whips
If thats what it takes I'll go out now and buy a dozen boxes ;-)
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
placed accordingly?
lp
I would have thought placed randomly ;-)
Sex God
Last year I took an advent calendar into the office for my roomies and I. Every morning we came in to take turns in opening a door. I feel it is important to note at this point that we're all adults. 
Well it got to the 5th and someone opened the calendar to find the seal unbroken and poked through... no chocolate. :shock:
What a fecking swizz! Same thing happened the next day. And the next. Well there was outrage in my room. We were baffled. :doh:
It would appear, after the fifth time it happened, and some questions round the office that the cuprits where in the team of night girls.
They'd opened the calendar at the bottom, pulled out the backing and stolen our chocolates and then put it back together without us noticing. 
This year I bought them their own advent calendar!
Me... I have a milky bar in the freezer! Sorted! :giggle:
I don't live without emergency chocolate and emergency ciggies!
Well it got to the 5th and someone opened the calendar to find the seal unbroken and poked through... no chocolate. :shock:
What a fecking swizz! Same thing happened the next day. And the next. Well there was outrage in my room. We were baffled. :doh:
It would appear, after the fifth time it happened, and some questions round the office that the cuprits where in the team of night girls.
They'd opened the calendar at the bottom, pulled out the backing and stolen our chocolates and then put it back together without us noticing. This year I bought them their own advent calendar!
Me... I have a milky bar in the freezer! Sorted! :giggle:
I don't live without emergency chocolate and emergency ciggies!
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
placed accordingly?
lp
I would have thought placed randomly ;-)
far too dangerous Steve... there would be consequences!!!
lp
A risk isnt a risk if it has no consequences ;-)
Quote by Gigglenickers
ok knife found now how exactly is one to "peel" a maulteaser with a sharp knife???
ah... so now you have Maltesers?
You only had chockie digies at the start!
you's snuck out to the shop havent you?
the knife was for skinning a chocolate digestive biscuit in the glow of small candle.
an almost magical though probably desperate measure.
Maltesers can be peeled between the thighs... thougha little patience may be required... not much, just a little.
The 'tesers are placed between the thighs and the skin will melt... leaving its honeycombe middle, a delicacy in itsself. Dont wait too long, or the centre will 'go' as well!
Of course, the person requiring the chocolate will have to employ the thighs of another unless they can lick thier own thighs?
lp
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I don't live without emergency chocolate and emergency ciggies!
Tried that - but there were so many emergencies. So now chocolate has to be consumed off the premises!!
Making flapjacks is the other desperation alternatives - oats, butter, sugar - and if you're *really* desperate you don't even have to waste time cooking it... I now have to keep sugar rations low too while it's cold and dark.
Leave the advent calendar for little people who don't yet know what chocolate *should* taste like.
I'm still wondering how advent calendar 'chocolate' can be considered to be even remotely close to being chocolate as we know it.
But as far as getting some when I've run out of my usual stack of Picnic and Twix bars, well firstly I'm thankful for 24hr shopping and then it's the only thing that can compel me to go to the shops when it isn't my weekly shopping day.
But as far as getting some when I've run out of my usual stack of Picnic and Twix bars, well firstly I'm thankful for 24hr shopping and then it's the only thing that can compel me to go to the shops when it isn't my weekly shopping day.
Orgasminator
theyre not chocolate but a good substitute if your deperate for a fix
suck the chocolate off slowly to get best of it
Jane xx
suck the chocolate off slowly to get best of it
Jane xx
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
I'm still wondering how advent calendar 'chocolate' can be considered to be even remotely close to being chocolate as we know it.
Well you buy a Cadburys advent calendar of course! :giggle:
Do you know nothing?! Tsk! :mrgreen:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm still wondering how advent calendar 'chocolate' can be considered to be even remotely close to being chocolate as we know it.
Well you buy a Cadburys advent calendar of course! :giggle:
Do you know nothing?! Tsk! :mrgreen:
There are many who would say that what Cadburys churns out isn't chocolate either :twisted:
Sex God
How about crisps if you have run out of choccie?
Quote by Dave__Notts
What about kippers? Can't beat a good old smokey kipper!!!
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Whatever nickname you have for the other half............no need to advertise it. Now we all have the vision of him smellling like a kipper
Dave_Notts
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I am going to tell him what you said!!! :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
What about kippers? Can't beat a good old smokey kipper!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Whatever nickname you have for the other half............no need to advertise it. Now we all have the vision of him smellling like a kipper
Dave_Notts
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I am going to tell him what you said!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:doh: In trouble again
Dave_Notts
Sex God
kippers stink the house out!!!
