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Sex God
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Can I join in?
Rushing off to find a suitable emoticon thingy to add.
rushers off to change the sheets for Sarah to visit
make sure they are not crupmled,
I hate crumpled sheets
and no biscuit crumbs either...........(forgot, there will be two of us and no longer a swingle! :P )
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
:giggle:
For marmite eaters everywhere
Now that I like
**goes off to try and find it
Quote by Sarah
Can I join in?
Rushing off to find a suitable emoticon thingy to add.
rushers off to change the sheets for Sarah to visit
make sure they are not crupmled,
I hate crumpled sheets
and no biscuit crumbs either...........(forgot, there will be two of us and no longer a swingle! :P )
Sex God
The second one down is a bleedin long stayer isn't he :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
The second one down is a bleedin long stayer isn't he :grin:
Must be good too her toes are curled :shock:
Sex God
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! 
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
Orgasminator
Quote by little gem
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
I know the feeling. I'm physically knackered but my brain won't switch off!
I doubt I'll even go to bed....not much point now tbh!
I get this every few months where no matter how tired I am I just can't sleep....it's not good!
Quote by onlyme1981
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
I know the feeling. I'm physically knackered but my brain won't switch off!
I doubt I'll even go to bed....not much point now tbh!
I get this every few months where no matter how tired I am I just can't sleep....it's not good!
You must have got too much sleep at the weekend, probably. Did you get up late
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
I know the feeling. I'm physically knackered but my brain won't switch off!
I doubt I'll even go to bed....not much point now tbh!
I get this every few months where no matter how tired I am I just can't sleep....it's not good!
You must have got too much sleep at the weekend, probably. Did you get up late
No comment :DQuote by vodka_babe22uk
only me
you could always go count all the bolts in the spinaker tower to make you sleep
:lol: I'll try that next time.... though I think the Spinnaker tower looks quite impressive so rather than send me to sleep it'd probably keep me awake!
Quote by marmalaid
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
I know the feeling. I'm physically knackered but my brain won't switch off!
I doubt I'll even go to bed....not much point now tbh!
I get this every few months where no matter how tired I am I just can't sleep....it's not good!
You must have got too much sleep at the weekend, probably. Did you get up late
I have had problems with sleeping for years now. I don't fight it anymore I just accept that I sleep less and find something else to do on one of my 'sleepless' nights. I know that's not a good solution for someone who may actually need more sleep but I found that the more I tried to sleep, the less sleep I actually got (and the more angry and frustrated I got).
Sex God
Actually, I slept really well at weekend.
Bed late and up early :twisted: with a nap afterwards all curled up, warm and cosy.
It was gone 6am when I finally got to sleep and was up at My head now feels like its had an axe put through and I know I'm not going to be prductive Sooooo frustrating
Berxbecks.... you are sooo right. The problem is then it knocks on to the next day and I feel like crap cos I havent slept!
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Bed late and up early :twisted: with a nap afterwards all curled up, warm and cosy.
It was gone 6am when I finally got to sleep and was up at My head now feels like its had an axe put through and I know I'm not going to be prductive
Sooooo frustratingBerxbecks.... you are sooo right. The problem is then it knocks on to the next day and I feel like crap cos I havent slept!
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Quote by little gem
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Definitely!
As I work away most weeks (well part of each week anyway) I have to stay over in hotels.
No matter how comfy the bed is, nothing is the same as being able to cuddle up with someone. So it normally takes a couple of nights to get used to it, then I'm off back home.
Orgasminator
AAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggggggg
Not relevant to anything.... but...
I just burned ma fecking mouth on my cheese and bean jacket potato and its bloody sore...
Not relevant to anything.... but...
I just burned ma fecking mouth on my cheese and bean jacket potato and its bloody sore...
Orgasminator
Quote by little gem
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Definitely.... I find it much easier to fall asleep when there's someone next to me.
Weird that!
Quote by little gem
Actually, I slept really well at weekend.
Bed late and up early :twisted: with a nap afterwards all curled up, warm and cosy.
It was gone 6am when I finally got to sleep and was up at My head now feels like its had an axe put through and I know I'm not going to be prductive
Berxbecks.... you are sooo right. The problem is then it knocks on to the next day and I feel like crap cos I havent slept!
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Actually, I'm a bit sad.....I can't sleep in there is someone in my bed. I prefer to be alone to sleep (a warning to anyone who gets an invite, you might get kicked out after a shag lol) but if someone is in my bed I'm happy to stay awake all night :twisted:
Sex God
Can the new admins please start being nice to the mods so they can move, lock, merge and delete the shite that is popping up now.
I've had enough of the repeated threads on the same subjects.... it's doing my nut right in.
Sarge...... show them how the fuck to use your locking keys before my head explodes!
Thankyas. xxxxxx
Gem. x
I've had enough of the repeated threads on the same subjects.... it's doing my nut right in.
Sarge...... show them how the fuck to use your locking keys before my head explodes!
Thankyas. xxxxxx
Gem. x
Right i'm going to let of steam now....i know its not like me
Cock size!
what is to with guys? theres been 4 threads started today alone about the size of cocks in one form or another :shock:
i though as adults on a swingers site we had a understanding thats we don't care if your not 12+
guys.......can you just be happy with what you have and stop worring?
Cock size!
what is to with guys? theres been 4 threads started today alone about the size of cocks in one form or another :shock:
i though as adults on a swingers site we had a understanding thats we don't care if your not 12+
guys.......can you just be happy with what you have and stop worring?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Right i'm going to let of steam now....i know its not like me
Cock size!
what is to with guys? theres been 4 threads started today alone about the size of cocks in one form or another :shock:
i though as adults on a swingers site we had a understanding thats we don't care if your not 12+
guys.......can you just be happy with what you have and stop worring?
Ahhhh but one was definitely only tongue in cheek!
Quote by berksbex
My heating has broken down and I'm stuck in ALL bloody day waiting for the engineer
And I'm freezing! :!:
Any ideas on how to keep warm?
OK so I found a way to keep warm briefly, then the guy turned up to fix my heater (should have waited until he came, he was a bit yummy :P ) BUT as soon as he went the blinking thing went off again! Soooooo I have called him back, should be round in about an hour :twisted:
Quote by Mark Horne
guys.......can you just be happy with what you have and stop worring?
I'm very happy with what I have!
(Wink was the closest emoticon to smug grin I could find)
There's rascal :rascal:
or grin :grin:
or Mr Green :mrgreen:
I felt suddenly very sad know that I didn't need to look them up :cry:
Orgasminator
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :x :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
Bloody Tennis Elbow
I wouldn't mind, but I get it in both arms (apparently this makes me a medical curiosity as well - certainly a medline search for 'bilateral epicondylitis' produced only one case study when I looked it up), and six years on I can't seem to get rid of it totally. The moment it starts getting seriously cold outside my elbows start to hurt and I don't feel like doing anything other than sit around and do t-rex impressions (my little sister's description based on the only comfy position for my arms - bent up like a t-rex's forelegs, and my less than sunny disposition).
Oh well, at least it's only painful this time, when I first got it my elbows were so inflamed that I could sit and watch my fingers twitching of their own accord due to pressure on the motor nerve. It's a good job I'd studied neuroscience, as otherwise I might have been worried rather than intrigued at that point.
Anyway, I felt the need to shout obscenities and I think I've done so sufficiently (and without disturbing Mrs. DP).
:x :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:Bloody Tennis Elbow
I wouldn't mind, but I get it in both arms (apparently this makes me a medical curiosity as well
- certainly a medline search for 'bilateral epicondylitis' produced only one case study when I looked it up), and six years on I can't seem to get rid of it totally. The moment it starts getting seriously cold outside my elbows start to hurt and I don't feel like doing anything other than sit around and do t-rex impressions (my little sister's description based on the only comfy position for my arms - bent up like a t-rex's forelegs, and my less than sunny disposition).Oh well, at least it's only painful this time, when I first got it my elbows were so inflamed that I could sit and watch my fingers twitching of their own accord due to pressure on the motor nerve. It's a good job I'd studied neuroscience, as otherwise I might have been worried rather than intrigued at that point.
Anyway, I felt the need to shout obscenities and I think I've done so sufficiently (and without disturbing Mrs. DP).